You—! I dun liek you, Joke.
Btw... This will get a little steamy cause I'm a sucker for smut (Lel)
Genre: Still a Lemon 🍋 

Warning: Public sex

(I suck at writing this lmao)

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"What's happening to Sir Alucard?" One soldier asked while seeing their leader dozing off.

"I dunno but he's probably deep in thought." The other one answered. They watched as their light-born swordsman was just in a gaze, not even moving an inch.

"What are you two gossiping about?! Get back to training!" Their commander Tigreal ordered making the two soldiers to flee. The man sighed in exhaustion as his eyes darted toward their swordsman. He then approach him and gave him a small smack on the head.

"Ouch! What the— Oh... Commander Tigreal, Good morning!" Alucard greeted while giving a bow.

"It's already the afternoon Alucard." Tigreal corrected making the blonde give a questionable look.

"Eh? Seriously?"

"Yes seriously." Tigreal is internally faced with palming right now.

"You've been dozing off lately, what's wrong?" The commander asked with a tone of concern.

Alucard knew how persistent Tigreal is and how much of a father figure he is to them. Gave off a sigh in defeat then looked at him straight into his eyes.

"I was just thinking of something for our anniversary." The commander pause for a bit while processing the whole dilemma. He let out an 'oh' in response to the answer.

"I see. Well, don't doze off too much or even worry about it. Come on, We still got soldiers to train." commanded Tigreal while taking the first walk, which Alucard followed but was still deep in thought.

'It's not that simple Tigreal.'

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"Ouch! Ouch! Be more gentle!" Alucard winced at the treatment he's receiving by Granger, who doesn't give a single flying fuck about it.

"Don't care, 'cause you're still an idiot." The said male answered while continuing on his assault. The blonde was hissing so much while complaining to be gentle but his companion would turn a deaf ear and kept on continuing.

The doors then opened which revealed 4 people coming into the room.

"Alucard! Are you ok?!" Harith exclaimed in worry as he ran up to Alucard's bedside. Instead of a response, he only got a pat on the head and a reassuring smile saying that he's fine.

"Dude! What were you doing on the battlefield? You're practically a walking disaster!" Fanny, one of the Lightborn, exclaimed while laughing as she recalled some memories making her laugh even more. The male could only mouth 'Fuck you' to her and if it weren't for Harith being around, he might've given her the middle finger.

"Alucard, Are you sure that you're fine? You can have a day off if you wanted to." Granger scoff but the blonde male could glare at him, daring him to not say anything. He then turned to the owner of the voice to answer the question.

"Yes, I'm fine Silvanna. I was just too deep in thought sorry."

"Yeah, Too deep in thought." Granger scoffed again as Alucard told him to shut it.

"Is it about Ruby again?" Asked Tigreal and when Alucard nodded his head. He could only groan as his hand wanted to give at least a small smack in the head.

" What about Ms. Ruby?" Harith innocently that Silvanna had to take him away and the remaining people help Alucard.

"What is it this time?"

"Anniversary...?" Replied the blonde but was avoiding eye contact. Their commander then looked at Granger for an actual answer, who just sighed while giving the blonde a judgemental stare.

"And that because he's horny and wanted to get laid." The stoic male answered truthfully. Tigre gave out a nod for his truthfulness.

"O-Oi! You can't just blurt it out like that!"

"So you aren't denying those parts?"

Alucard could only gulp down as he lowered his head in shame while mumbling out a sorry.

"I don't get it though, you and Ruby have been married for a year now. Plus, what about the honeymoon? Didn't you two do it?" Tigreal asked. He may be invading personal things but he's just curious, too curious that even Granger had to agree.

"Well, it's about Roger and the two." The blonde answered while sulking. The two just gave out question looks to each other before darting back to Alucard, waiting for an explanation.

"They are pretty overprotective of Ruby that nothing happened between us. Plus, during our honeymoon, they kinda cockblocked us into doing something more intimidating. Heck, I got one hell of a death threat from them."

Now that they think about it...

Roger is overprotective to Ruby while the two of her companions followed. They shivered as they remembered a certain memory before looking back at the blonde with sympathy.

"Good luck with that I guess..." That's all Tigreal could say in support. Honestly, he could say more but decided to not give more pressure.

"I'm gonna need that if ever a funeral was already set."

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"Happy Anniversary Alu!" greeted Ruby as she set up a grand breakfast for both of them. He could only smile as he approached her to hug her while pampering her face with butterfly kisses. The maiden only giggled when she was being lifted, her hands cupping Alucard's cheeks and facing each other.

"Love you too." She said while getting closer to kiss him on the lips. It was deep and full of love that Alucard wanted more of it and the feeling of his buddy erecting was enough proof. He deepened the kiss and was going to use his tongue only to be interrupted with a cough. The male blonde knew full damn well the aftermath for this.

He and Ruby turned to their faces and was met with 2 guys glaring at them, specifically at Alucard.

"Good morning Ruby! Alucard." Chou greeted cheerfully when facing Ruby but forced for Alucard. The same goes for Paquito that signalled him to put their sister down. 'Overprotective much' thought Alucard.

"Good morning!" Luckily, His wife was there to lessen the tension as she is pretty much oblivious. As she was placed down, she then served their breakfast. When asked about Roger's whereabouts, the brothers simply answered that he hasn't come home though was able to give a message that he'll come back for a month after the problem was solved. Ruby nod in understanding while continuing to eat. The dining was silent and peaceful which is nice however the tension between the males was suffocating.

Alucard was suffocating by the murderous aura Chou and Paquito were giving, of course, this would happen. He sometimes wondered why they resent him so much, he's not a bad guy and they could see how he treats his wife with full compassion. He's also certain that he didn't do something bad to both of them like either betraying them or trying to kill for whatever reason.

"By the way, Alu let's go to the mall. There's something I need." said his wife, making him come back to reality and face her.

"Uh— Yeah, Su—"

"WE'LL COME!" The couple flinched at the sudden outburst of the two males as both of them slammed their hands on the table.

"No, It's ok. You two still need to do the chores and get back to work.  We'll be fine, trust us." His wife said while giving them a reassuring smile making the two give up, as there is no way to convince her. Alucard rejoices for that but died away when he got threatening glares again. Seriously, What's wrong with them?

After breakfast, they parted to do their work.

"If anything happens to our sister, We'll beat you out of existence." Chou threatened again while cracking his knuckles as veins started to pop on certain parts of his body muscles. Paquito stayed quiet behind him but Alucard knew better that he was agreeing with the "brother".

"Don't worry, I'll risk my own life just to protect her," Alucard reassures them with a genuine smile. Unfortunately, those two would show a slightly disgusted face before getting back on track and act like they never had a discussion. The blonde male could only sigh in frustration and relief, relieved that he wasn't getting chewed on while the frustrating cause of how they weren't treating him equally. It's like he's trash in their eyes and it hurt him very much.

Despite getting used to the insults before, however, getting insulted by a family's love is different. Instead of treating him like a family, he was an outcast to them. He was about to cry when something soft touched his cheek. Alucard snapped back to his thoughts as his eyes darted down to see the emerald eye looking at him with a melancholy and sympathetic look and for some reason, calmed him down.

"Did they go overboard with their threats again?" Ruby asked while rubbing her soft fingers on his cheek, comforting him as tears started to burst in his eyes.

"I'm sorry if I wasn't able to notice it nor even stopped them..." She continued while jumping to wrap her arms around his neck. Giving a small gentle smile, she then jumped herself up to give her husband a sweet kiss on the lips. Alucard was shocked at first but soon melted then instinctively wrapped his arms around her waist, he deepened the kiss while wanting to use his tongue. When asked for access, Ruby complied, opening her mouth for his husband to ravish and explore.

Although, Ruby wanted to stop and reminded both of them that they had to go somewhere. That was fine with Alucard since he was feeling positive and fired up that he was smiling wider, following his wife like a loyal dog.

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" What do you think is best, Red or Blue?" Alucard asked while showing 2 blouses with the said colours in front of Ruby, who's eyeing them and deciding carefully.

"Take the red one for us to have matching colours. And since you already have 3 of those blue ones." Alucard gave a nod at her words then followed, taking the red blouse before going to look for another outfit to buy.

The reason why they went to the mall was that Ruby was going to meet up with Layla, whom she assigned to fix their camera after it broke when someone interrupted their date a month ago. Alucard however, wanted to buy some outfits as there were only a few he donated his old clothes to a charity booth for the orphans. Ruby loved him for that so she didn't complain when he requested to shop first. She too only has a few clothes after donating some to the charity or giving them to Aliee (Jawhead) but its enough for her, especially since shopping isn't her thing and she could just sew or make her outfit, better yet; steal her husband's clothes, especially his shirts.

Ruby watch her husband looking around each aisle while grabbing some clothing, there was also an employee helping him. She gave out a giggle when the employee gave a brutal truth about Alucard's fashion senses, like just who in their right mind would wear a horizontal red and white striped top with blue cargo shorts? Not to mention, he wore a black and white polo shirt and red shorts that has ridiculous designs. His husband would cry and look at his wife for consultation, only to see her giggle that greatly depressed him.

'Not my wife too! Betrayal!'

Eventually, Ruby helped him out to save him from embarrassing himself too much. In the end, they went to go see the movies with Alucard paying for the seats while his wife for the snacks. Inside the room, they took the left farthest column that's close to the exit. Ruby was seated on the very left with Alucard on the right, everyone was wearing 3D glasses as they waited patiently for the movie to start.

Everyone was too focused on the screen while giving out either sync reactions or different ones which don't matter cause they're loud. Ruby and Alucard were munching on some caramel popcorn while their eyes were still glued to the screen, both were laughing at a funny scene but things went awkward.

You see, With Ruby getting too focused on the movie, she was going to get a handful of popcorn only to feel something lumpy when her hand gave a squeeze. She looks down to see her hand on Alucard's crotch that coincidentally meets his gaze. Realizing what she had done, both of them became flustered and looked away.

"S-So-Sorry! I d-didn't mean it!" Ruby softly exclaimed as they're still inside the room with people surrounded.

"It's fine, Don't mention it." said the blonde as he gave her the bowl of popcorn. He wanted to go outside and relieve himself but an idea pop up in his mind.

' Know what? FUCK YOU CHOU AND PAQUITO! I'M HAVING AN ALONE TIME WITH MY WIFE WITHOUT Y'ALL COCKBLOCKERS!'

Besides, his buddy is craving something to eat too.

He turned to face his wife, silently eating the popcorn as her face was still red, his heart clenching at how cute she is. Using his left hand to grab her chin so they could face each other.

" I don't mind. Though Ruby, can you help me with something?" His wife could only nod her head making Alucard smirk even more. She's still naive and innocent as ever.

"You see when man's penis is bulging or lumping it means that he needs some loving. You are aware of sex right?" She nodded her head once again.

" Good and since we're married, how about we do it now? I just needed your consent."

"Won't it be embarrassing with a lot of people here?"

"Don't worry, we'll be careful just try and make a little noise as possible. Also, Just follow me ok?" Ruby nodded her head.

'VICTORY!' He cheered internally.

With their gazes met, Alucard took the first initiative and kissed Ruby's lips with full compassion and loving. The maiden did the same but was more sloppy as this was the first of their make-out session without anyone cockblocking them. Alucard then stuck out his tongue inside her mouth which Ruby just let him. With his mouth ravishing hers, she could feel his hands roaming around her body, touching her curves, hips, thighs, back and mainly her breast... He'll get the ass and pussy later.

He would eventually watch from time to time when he felt the person beside him move or even take notice of their act. Good thing they're not.

Ruby was panting but Alucard covered her mouth while giving a 'shush' motion. He then carried her to sit on his lap with her facing him. After that, Ruby felt something entering her insides. Looking down, she saw Alucard's free hand pressing 2 of his fingers in her kitty, his pinky just holding out the fabric of her, this made her moan but the hand covering her mouth made it futile. She glances at the person beside them, sighing in relief to see them distracted and for the movie's max volume.

Ruby automatically wrapped her arms around the male blonde's head while resting her head to his shoulders, burying her face with it. Her whole body clenched when Alucard's finger decided to go deeper, almost yelping loudly but the movie's sound effects coincidentally save them.

"A-Alu..." Her stuttering whimpers made Alucard's heart clench cause that was adorable. Taking a glance at his wife that made him descend through the heavens, her pitiful pretty face was mixed with an ahegao expression. He can't even blame his boner acting up violently under his pants, just waiting impatiently.

"A-Alu...!" It was a little bit louder though she was able to control it.

"Yes?" The male blonde asked while continuing on his fingering assault.

" What is this f-feeling? It feels h-hot.."  She asked while releasing a small moan that she frankly isn't aware of.

" Don't worry, it is normal. Just relax and let me handle the rest, ok love?" Answered the male before giving a quick peck on the maiden's lips. Soon enough, Ruby cummed and when asked about it, he would only give a brief but vague explanation. She didn't question him any further thinking that he'll explain later.

Alucard's hand was covered in cum, to which he didn't mind before immediately and secretly unzipping his pants for his cock to be out. He gave out a small groan as the breeze inside the room hit it. He gave his buddy a little stroke while his other hand uncovered the maiden's mouth to lightly lift the maiden on her butt. Positioning his cock onto her entrance, slowly and carefully as he was giving Ruby some time to adjust his size.

Ruby bit her lip to refrain her moans while trying to adjust to this new weird sensation, it was difficult cause 'Why is it so big? Is this normal for a guy?', she thought while continuing to push down.

Then suddenly, the person beside them stood up and made its way on them. Alucard reacted fast and was able to cover them with his hands while fully slamming his full length on Ruby's insides. She nearly yelped but had time to muffle herself by burying her face on her husband's shoulders, her body was shaking and clenching at the pain.

Curiosity killed the cat for the unknown guy who eyed the couple and the empty seat beside them. Alucard followed his gaze, looking surprised then smiled at the stranger.

"Sorry, My wife's kinda sleepy that she accidentally spilled her drink." True to his words, there was a stain on the seat. The man just nodded his head and was finally out of their sight. With a sigh of relief, he checked on Ruby to see her crying.

"It hurts...Alu, It hurts!" Her voice cracked, still whimpering on the pain. Alucard kissed her to ease the pain while smooth-talking her that the pain will go away and she'll feel nothing but pleasure. She didn't know what he meant about pleasure but still trusted him anyway, much to the male blonde's happiness.

Everyone still too intoxicated to the movies is where Alucard started his move. Lifting Ruby by her to slowly and carefully ride his dick. Going up and down, the maiden gripped her husband's neck for support while burying her face on his shoulders. For some unknown reason, she was feeling hot and sweaty around her body. And it's just what Alucard said, 'The pain is worth the pleasure', making her feel relaxed as she welcomed this wonderful experience.

'So this is what sex is? It's painful but a wonderful feeling... It's also weirdly addictive.' Her mind was now influenced by the now profounded sex experience and wanted to have another round. She was lightly panting as the thrust was getting mild, making her feel more aroused.

She looked at Alucard, neverminding her face getting red like a drunken person although that was just a bonus of her beauty from Alucard's perspective. Cause Holy crap! Is it making him hornier and was even tempted to make her scream, not giving a flying fuck if the people inside the movie watch. He could just tell them to 'fuck off' instantly and to leave them alone for privacy. Highly hypocritical of the male blonde honestly.

Alucard shook that "embarrassing" thought and focused on his wife, still adorable and very tempting. As much as he wanted it, he controlled it as it would bring a very unsatisfactory ending for both of them and mostly to him. That's when he noticed the stranger to come back his seat, so he stopped and covered Ruby. He then rubbed circles on her back to pretend that he was only putting his wife back to her slumber, which the guy fell for it and instantly focused on the movie.

With a sigh of relief, he continued on his slow or mild thrusts. He would sneak from hickeys on Ruby's exposed neck and for the first time in his love life and not getting cockblock, he had to cum inside of her. Ruby lightly gasped as she could feel his 'semen' just flowing inside of her.

Alucard noticed that she hasn't cummed too, so he restarted going back to square one. This time he decided to include her clit, rubbing and pinching them to add pleasure. Ruby felt her body electrify, unknown bolts send through her brain to welcome another pleasure. Without a minute, both of them cummed together.

"Wh-What is this A-Alu? It's so white... Like cream..." The male could only chuckle at such an innocent question. He patted her head while explaining them again vaguely as it's best if they're home for more privacy.

The male noticed that the movie's about to end so he grabbed a pack of tissues on his jacket that's been hanging on his side and began to clean them both. The cum was flowing on Ruby's hole that it had stained both of them, especially Alucard's pants while Ruby's skirt only had mini droplets at the edge.

The credits started rolling and the crowd started to disperse. Alucard was now wearing different pants as he managed to change while Ruby has a jacket wrapped around her waist, she was convinced that the cum managed to stick to the back of her skirt as it felt sticky.

Both of them went home, with Alucard carrying a tired Ruby while holding the shopping bags. As the male entered the house, he was greeted with a cough and the feeling of the murderous aura on his way. 'Here we go again, he gave shaky laugh before facing two pissed-off brothers.

"What took both so long? It's 7:45 pm now and you guys left at 10:30 am. You guys should at least be home at 2 pm or 4."!Alucard was sweatdropping since he cannot lie to save his ass. Plus, he knows that the brothers knew their sister very damn well.

"Relax, we just went to celebrate our anniversary that's why we took so long. By the way, Ruby wanted me to give you guys this as a welcome gift for not interfering on our anniversary." He explained while dropping some of the bags while giving the brother their gifts on a bag. Both of them stayed quiet and checked it. Instantly, their hearts fluttered around them and just in time too for their sister to wake up.

"Have we arrived?" She asked while rubbing her eye.

"Yes Love, I also gave the brothers their gifts." Her husband answered while giving a quick peck on her forehead.

Ruby watched her brothers' happy expressions then giggled, making both of them turn to face her. They immediately thanked her and wanted to give her a hug and brotherly smooches but were stopped by her, making them both confused at the rejected offer.

"Sorry but I'm tired. My legs are weak now and wanted to rest..." She smiled at them as the brothers understood.

"Want us to deliver some food to your room?" Chou asked.

"No thank you, Me and Alu needed to sleep now after our long celebration. We'll be going now." Ruby signalled her husband to get going to which he followed, once the couple was out of insight. The brothers that stayed looked at each other.

"Wanna guess if they had sex?" Chou asked while hugging the precious gift his sister gave.

"God I hope not, our precious sister is still too young. Plus, who would want to have sex with that feeder and pain-in-the-ass Lightborn? Also, where would they even have sex? The mall? That's fucked up."  Paquito answered with a face of disgust.

" Wanna just be an idiot overprotective brother for a while and chant some bullshit on that cornturd?"

" Thought you'd never ask." Both of them put their hands together with a gloomy and murderous aura, they started to chant "voodo" shit on Alucard. Even if they knew that it won't work, they it will.

—— Too Ruby and Alucard——

" Happy Anniversary Alu! I love you in the whole wide universe." Ruby greeted on the bed with her husband in front of her grabbing her waist to pull themselves closer.

He then gave a satisfied chuckle and kissed her on the lips, returning the affection by actions.

"I love you too Ruby. You are the most valuable gem I've ever claimed." Both of them eventually fell asleep with only silence surrounding them.

——Bonus——

"I wanna do it again." Ruby declared that made her husband choke on his drink, startled and surprised at her sudden declaration.

"Do what exactly?" He asked, making sure it's not about sex.

"T-The sex... I wanna do it again..." She shyly asked while fiddling with her fingers. He almost had a heart attack by her cute bluntness that he's thanking om every God he knows.

"I thought your legs hurt?"

"I know but I wanted to, Please..." She pleaded while using her cuteness to pursue him, which he agreed as he too wanted it.

After paying for the food, they eventually went to another clothing store and had a long intimidating hour inside one of the changing stalls. They brought a lot of clothes inside to show that they needed more time to choose and buy. Unfortunately for them, they had to buy the ones that were spilled with cum to avoid unwanted attention and embarrassment.

Alucard also hoped that the brothers would spare him or not even know about this. Cause, what the fuck... They prepared a funeral for him, he saw in their window a coffin and a dug-up hole beside it— Scary!

***End Of Chapter***

Hahaahhahahahaah' I'm fucking finally done writing this! Hah!