Messy gc as always

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—Silvy has added 2 people in the gc—

Incywincybrother: Oh god no—

IncywincyBrother: NOOOOOOOO!

Kimmy: Your Majesty

Kimmy: Ummm...

Silvy: No need for formalities Kimmy

Kimmy: ...Ok

Alpha: So who did Silvanna invited?

Silvy: Hmm... Seems they aren't online yet
Silvy: Das fine

Gusion: Aye~ Even Silvy know shortcuts

XBitchNoDickie: Lemme guess the two people Sil invited

Silvy: Go ahead

XBitchNoDickie: One has to be that Red-haired Invisible chick with claws
XBitchNoDickie: The other one has to be that Blonde Cable bitch

Fanny: I heard someone talking shit about me?

Everyone: ...

Alpha: What the fuck—?!

Zhask: same here man

Natalia: Sorry for the tardiness Lady Silvanna

Guinevere: Never thought that Fanny would like Ruby, why though?

Silvy: Please drop the formalities

Natalia: I'll try

Lesley: same here though

BrokeAssBitch: Well I'll be damned

Fanny: Lmao! Dafuq is with that nickname Claude! XDDDDD

Miya: I'm surprised you knew who Claude is

Fanny: Well, that name suits him.
Fanny: Plus, he's literally broke af

BrokeAssBitch: Fuck you! I can't believe I dated you before

Alucard: Wait!
Alucard: What?

Fanny: Fuck you! So did I!

Alucard: They dated before?

Granger: You never knew?!

Gusion: Everyone knew, even their break up

BrokeAssBitch: FUCK YOU CABLE BITCH!
BrokeAssBitch: FUCKING SKANK

Guinevere: Yeup

Alucard: ...Hah?!

Wimpyidiot: Wow Dude, You're outdated like Martis

Fanny: Take that back!

CrustyAss Hairline: Yeah, even Martis knew about it and he's old

Alucard: Leave me alone! :'(((

Fanny: NOT MY FAULT I NEEDED THAT BUFF!
Fanny: You couldn't even assist me, damn feeder!
Fanny: Fucking Flat-ass!

Incywincybrother: Oooooooh!

Guinevere: Oooooooh!

CrustyAss Hairline: Oooooooh!

Lesley: Drag him Kween ✨ 👑

Miya: You dropped this @Fanny 👑

Silvy: YAASSS! Slay Fanny!

Granger: Need some ice for that

Zhask: Bitch Boy just got called out!

Gusion: Das ok man, you'll get use to it

Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: My name was mentioned
Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: What happened?

Alpha: Read up

WimpyIdiot: Lmfao! When the ex has spunk:

BrokeAssBitch: FUCK YOU ALL!
BrokeAssBitch: FUCK YOU TOO FEEDER!
BrokeAssBitch: FUCKING FLAT ASS AND SAGGY BREAST!
BrokeAssBitch: Fucking wannabe Mikasa Ackerman
BrokeAssBitch: Downright copyright
BrokeAssBitch: Even she didn't need a buff to slice you to shreds

Everyone: ...

Fanny: I—

Natalia: Oh God, Oh no

Gusion: Lmfao! He really went all out!

Guinevere: I'm crying— 😭 💀

Granger: 💀

Alucard: Copyright Mikasa—
Alucard: 🤣💀💀

Miya: He did not just go there and insult her breast 😭💀

Lesley: Dayum, Claude bit harder than he could shoot

Incywincybrother: Its even better cause its accurate

Zhask: Savage!

XBitchNoDickie: I'm dying! Noice one bro!
XBitchNoDickie: Stan! 👊🏻

BrokeAssBitch: Thanks bro! 👊🏻

WimpyIdiot: The other ex has more spunk:

Alpha: I kinda wonder how did they broke up?
Alpha: not that I wanted to stir something but
Alpha: @Fanny @BrokeAssBitch
Alpha: Both of you seemed happy before, what happened? And what was the cause of your break up?

BrokeAssBitch: ...

Zhask: I am too

Fanny: ...

Silvy: I sometimes wonder that

Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: Hey Blue man did thief told you about it?

XBitchNoDickie: Honestly, Nope :P

Alucard: Dayum

CrustyAss Hairline: Surprised that he got boundaries

Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: Useless

XBitchNoDickie: Don't start with me @Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs @Crustyass Hairline

Kimmy: Not you three too

Guinevere: Oi! Quit fighting! I wanted to know about their break up!

Miya: Same

Lesley: Same

Silvy: Please...

BrokeAssBitch: ...

Fanny: ...

BrokeAssBitch: Ugh! Fine!

Fanny: Fine!

Fanny: We broke up cause we've been fighting for like other things, especially on buffs

BrokeAssBitch: Woman, you're not the only one who needed it.
BrokeAssBitch: Plus, I was taking the enemy's buff!
BrokeAssBitch: Not even helping us on Lord😑

Fanny: Tch

Fanny: This happened for like some time now before we decided to end things, before it gets worse

Natalia: That must be the reason why you two rarely spoke before

BrokeAssBitch: Yeah, we've gotten distant

Miya: Though its doesn't explain why both of you are here tbh, especially you Fanny

Lesley: This gc is only for people who like Ruby might we remind you all

BrokeAssBitch: Oh! About that, I actually knew Ruby way before I met Fanny.
BrokeAssBitch: She was helping me before we separated. Even on our break-up, she was there to comfort me.

Fanny: Met her by chance before and same thing I guess with Claude about our break up.

XBitchNoDickie: Dafuq bro!

BrokeAssBitch: What?

XBitchNoDickie: YOU KNEW RUE AND NEVER TOLD ME! I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS!
XBitchNoDickie: Betrayal!
XBitchNoDickie: You deserve to be in the 9th cricle of Hell! >:((((

BrokeAssBitch: ;P

XBitchNoDickie: 🖕

Incywincybrother: Unfair! I thought I was the first one!

Alucard: No, that was me. Remember, AluBy ship was born first

Granger: Eww, Get out

Gusion: Lame, that ship has sunk

Guinevere: So is your meta career Junior Paxley~ Or should I say GuSuck!

Gusion: At least I was on the meta league unlike a certain Baroque who's only a fan service

Crustyass Hairline: Oof

Granger: Wow

Miya: Why do I feel called out?

Lesley: Same here

Kimmy: Its probably because Moonton gave y'all multiple skins, especially Lesley. In short, favours you guys.

Brokeassbitch: I mean we have rule 34

Silvy: No

Natalia: Don't get me started on those horny weirdos

Alpha: Like, I don't get what's with them drawing very large boobs that would eventually tear down a woman's flesh. Thighs are fine but it's hard to do any physical activities, especially when you have to jump high up.

Crustyass Hairline: Someone's been drinking their 'Respecc Wamen' juice

Silvy: A true gentleman

Fanny: True, true

Guinevere: Not to brag, but we are beautiful and hot.

Gusion: *cough**cough*

Guinevere: I don't want to hear anything from you Pussley

Gusion: Tch, Babroke

Incywincybrother: Bruh— 💀

Brokeassbitch: ded — 💀🤣

Wimpyidiot: Such cruel words

Granger: 💀

Lesley: Can you two just stop it's annoying, like y'all got the same goals as us. We should be allies.

Alucard: y'all

Wimpyidiot: y'all

Crustyass Hairline: y'all

XBitchNoDickie: y'all

Brokeassbitch: y'all

Zhask: y'all

Gusion: y'all

Guinevere: y'all

Silvy: Y'all

Kimmy: y'all

Incywincybrother: y'all

Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: Y'all

Miya: Y'all

Fanny: y'all

Lesley: I hate you all

Natalia: Y'all need Jesus

Alpha: True

Guinevere: Psh, Killjoys

Natalia: I'm even suprised that Ruby has some high tolerance on your asses

Natalia: As if she's your mom

Alpha: Technically, she's waifu material a.k.a a mother hen.

XBitchNoDickie: I can testify to that

Brokeassbitch: Excuse me?

Fanny: Huh?

Kimmy: What?

Silvy: Tea— 🍵 👀

Granger: So can I

Lesley: Explain...

XBitchNoDickie: I'll go first and no distrurbance eyeing you @incywincybrother @brokeassbitch

Incywincybrother: Bitch

Silvy: Don't interfere brother

Incywincybrother: Oh~ I'm scared. What's he going to do? Burn my house?

Brokeassbitch: Prick

Incywincybrother: Who? me or Blue man

Brokeassbitch: Both— 👀

XBitchNoDickie: So, Rue visited my base to return my tools that she borrowed a week ago. That's when she saw my house was a mess with me being lazy af

XBitchNoDickie: What did I say about disturbance?!

Incywincybrother: Yeah, yeah continue blue man

XBitchNoDickie: 🖕
XBitchNoDickie: Anyways, She had a look of disappointment lol

WimpyIdiot: You were a disappointment to begin with though

Everyone: ...

XBitchNoDickie: stfu and Die 🖕 before I burn you down

WimpyIdiot: 👁 👅 👁

XBitchNoDickie: 💢💢💢

Crustyass Hairline: Dude, let the man continued

Alpha: Just continue it and ignore them

Boomerass: Oldass; Saggyballs: Yeah, follow the sane man

Alpha: ...

Alpha: Is that a compliment or?

Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: Yes

Alpha: Aight 👀

XBitchNoDickie: Anyways, she gave a sigh then scolded me a little. Only to tie her in a bun, then went into one of the rooms to get the cleaning equipment and cleaned the whole entire base spotless that it feels homely for once. Bruh- she even washed my clothes.

XBitchNoDickie: Even better is when she cooked food, it tasted divine! She also cleaned my armour that's why it's always shiny.

XBitchNoDickie: In short, a true fucking S-tier waifu.

Brokeassbitch: Lucky! 😫
Brokeassbitch: And you said that I was a traitor! traitor! 😡

XBitchNoDickie: Revenge for keeping secrets! 😈

Brokeassbitch: I thought we were friends ;'((

XBitchNoDickie: "Friends" but never bros now. >;)))

Brokeassbitch: 🖕 I hope Rue leaves your ass behind, next time

XBitchNoDickie: Man, fuck you. 🖕

Lesley: Fuck you guys!
Lesley: Nat and Kimmy can say y'all but I get teased for using it?

Incywincybrother: So what?
Incywincybrother: You ain't from the south

Lesley: I hope you sleep with one eye tonight

Brokeassbitch: Why did I read that in Old man Clint's voice?
Brokeassbitch: Bruh— Now I can't unhear it!

Alucard: Same

Granger: (2)

Kimmy: (3)

Natalia: (4)

Incywincybrother: Oh~ I'm Lesley Vance... Me and my puny sniper is going to kill a Demon. Oh no! I'm so scared, please help me Mother Alice~!

Silvy: I'm offended that you weren't asking for my help

Incywincybrother: That was sarcasm, Silvanna. Like hell am I going to seek help from you

Silvy: 💔

Lesley: Come at me! 1 v 1

Incywincybrother: You're on squishy marksman
Incywincybrother: Let me remind you, why you're on the same basic level as that slow bazooka human

Guinevere: Is he referring to Layla?

Granger: Yes

Guinevere: Yeesh...

*** Incywincybrother is offline***

*** Lesley is offline***

Silvy: Brother left, just like how he left me again💔

Natalia: That's ok, Your majesty

Alucard: At least, you had a little quality time with him... despite him being a brat

Silvy: Don't call him a brat!
Silvy: He's just rebellious

Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: A rebellious brat, that's who he is

Silvy:
Silvy: I dunno who you are
Silvy: But I won't stand for this insult!
Silvy: Fight me! Moniyan Empire, Now!

Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs: You're on, Moniyan Empress. The King of Ashura shall smite you.

Alpha: That the Ashura King Martis by the way, Lady Silvanna

***Boomerass; Oldass; Saggyballs is offline***

***Silvy is offline***

Alpha: Ok

Natalia: The Queen will win

Kimmy: I hope it's just a 1v1 match and no war to begin with

Alucard: Go, Queen Silvanna!

Granger: You'll have my full support, your majesty

Miya: I hope there's no war again

Brokeassbitch: Y'all are boring

XBitchNoDickie: Ifkr
XBitchNoDickie: Wanna go cause some havoc and ruine those Eruditio mutts' day?
XBitchNoDickie: I even heard that they got some good loot

Brokeassbitch: I'm in~

Fanny: Not on my watch!

Brokeassbitch: Shut up and go dote on your brother
Brokeassbitch: You're not even from Eruditio

Kimmy: Neither are you, you're from Los Pecados

Wimpyidiot: Ahahahaahah
Wimpyidiot: Bros just got exposed

Crustyass Hairline: That wasn't funny, but aight

Wimpyidiot: Stfu traitor

Crustyass Hairline: Oh wow! So I'm the traitor?!
Crustass Hairline: 1v1 at your place
Crustyass Hairline: It'll be your grave!

Wimpyidiot: Come at me!

***Crustyass Hairline is offline***

***Wimpyidiot is offline***

*** Guinevere is offline***

***Gusion is offline***

Kimmy:
Kimmy: Why am I not surprised

*** XBitchNoDickie is offline***

*** Brokeassbitch is offline***

*** Fanny is offline***

Alpha: Oh no

Granger: Looks like we are the only sane people here

Alucard: And they said that I was the worst

Zhask: You still are

Alucard: Wtf?!
Alucard: Don't just ghost then appear like that!

Zhask: I was entertained by this conversation and even popped popcorn

Miya: Can I have some?

Zhask: sure, I'll send the location so we could have a popcorn party

Granger: I'll call Ruby over
Granger: She loves parties

Kimmy: Careful around her brothers

Granger: I already know what to do
Granger: We're pretty chill

Natalia: Good luck then

*** Granger is offline***

Zhask: What about Roger?

The rest: ...
The rest: We pray

Alucard: Man, Granger has some balls of steel

Miya: It's stronger than steel

***End Of Chapter***

blep, Finally done!

I suddenly lost motivation, Like bruh—