A simp made a gc and regretted it (3)
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Square up People!
Lmao... Its just them bullying each other and having a competition on who should Ruby desire.
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Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Alright you fuckers! Get online!
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Fuck you all! 🖕
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Deserved bitch! 🖕
Everyone: Agreed!
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Jealous bitches! Y'all just wished that you were in my shoes ✋✨
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: And the confidence to ask her out
Brokeassbitch: Fuck you man! Not like she knows its a date, so it doesn't count 🙄
Kimmy: Yeah man, I hate to break to you
Kimmy: But Ruby's oblivious to any Romance shit
Guinevere: So you're in the friend zone! 🤣
Miya: Congratulations! 👏
Lesley: You've outdone yourself 🎉 🎉
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Jealousy is really such a disease, hope y'all get it checked out 🙄✋
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Fuck off! Damn grown ass man a.k.a Pedophile
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Keep up with the jealousy and see where it gets you
XBitchNoDickie: Seriously?
XBitchNoDickie: How about we fucking talk about almost FUCKING DYING in the hands of her 'BROTHERS'?!
Granger: Vietnam war flashbacks—
Alucard: Nope! No! I'm having PTSD for that
Zhask: Giving me seizures
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh god! I hope they won't know about this gc 😱
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Hmmm~ That doesn't sound too bad
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Since it's entirely your fault
Lesley: Bruh— Your at fault too
Lesley: Cause you participated in this gc
Lesley: Not too mention, we'd be dying too!
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: And here I thought grown ass men could have more brains and maturity, guess not.
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: I can still feel the presence of Jealousy so stfu microdick
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: YOU BITCH!
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: TAKE THAT BACK!
Boomerass; Old ass; Sagyyballs: I'm just stating facts
Crustyass Hairline: Here we go again— 🤦♂️
Crustyass Hairline: Another Eggplant battle
Crustyass Hairline: Why is it that you two always fight when you both have eggplant genes?
Brokeassbitch : Lmfao— Eggplants! I— 😭💀
Gusion: 🤣💀
Alucard: Oh god! Not the eggplants— 🧍🏼
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Stfu no one asked
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Stfu no one asked
XBitchNoDickie: All eggplants aside— Pfft!
XBitchNoDickie: Reall talk though, those brothers of hers—
XBitchNoDickie: They might have the probability of knowing this gc
Lesley: How so?
XBitchNoDickie: Ever heard of overprotectiveness? There's your answer
Granger: Now that you mentioned it
Granger: When we arrived all together, they suddenly appeared
Kimmy: Its like they have a sixth sense called "Negativity Ruby sense"
Alpha: You could've worded it better
Kimmy: Yeah Like what?
Alpha: Like "My Big brother senses are tingling"
Kimmy:
Kimmy: That does sound even better
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: So does that mean that we are all screwed?
Guinevere: Obviously! You see how they were glaring daggers at us!
Wimpyidiot: Lol, Imagine if Roger was involve 🤣
Everyone: ....
Wimpyidiot: ....
Wimpyidiot: Apparently, that's even worse
XBitchNoDickie: Yeah no shit Sherlock it does not
Wimpyidiot: The name's Vale, Not Sherlock you Mental disabled pyromaniac! Go back to Eruditio and be traumatized there over and over again
XBitchNoDickie: Funny how you called me "Mental disabled" when your Father technically controlled you in taking over your "Best friend's" Kingdom
Crustyass Hairline: I'm still traumatized and enrage by that
Wimpyidiot: ...Bruh—
Wimpyidiot: I thought we were over that Valir
Crustyass Hairline: The pain just doesn't go away that quickly, its like a scar. Something you tried to forget only to permanently stay and reminding that unforgettable memory
Lesley: That's harsh
Miya: But its true either ways
Alpha: Well that escalated quickly
Alucard: Aren't you and Saber in that scenario
XBitchNoDickie: Blame @Wimpyidiot He's the one who mentioned the "Mental disabled" shit
Wimpyidiot: 🖕
Alpha: Shut up Alucard
Alucard: 🤐
Brokeassbitch: Since when did the two 🍆 s go quiet? They're usually the ones who fight till someone's end up in a body bag?
Kimmy: Idk either
Guinevere: Thank god!
Guinevere: I don't want to deal with it any longer
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: I'm back
Guinevere: Of course I had to jinx it 🤦♀️
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: I had to deal with some royalty problems being a King and all
Guinevere: At least Dy—
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: GUYS I NEED HELP!
Guinevere: Oh ffs! 🤦♀️
Gusion: Ahahahaaahah! Guinevere Baroque is Bad Luck y'all!
Guinevere: Stfu you Justin Bieber reject look alike!
Gusion: Oh I'm sorry~ Forgive me you Old Hag
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Guys please! I need help!
Guinevere: I AM NOT OLD!
Gusion: Old ugly hags are cursed! 🤣🖕
Guinevere: Piss off you copyrighted Justin Bieber!
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Son of a bitch and listen to me—
Gusion: Old hag~ Old hag~ Old hag~ Oooh~
Kimmy: What is it now Dyrroth?
Alpha: It sounded very concerning
Gusion: Old hag~ Old hag~ Old hag~ Nooo-ooh~
Wimpyidiot: Is it just me or I can hear the 'Baby' tune from Gusion
Guinevere: You're dead!
Crustyass Hairline: I can hear it too
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh my god listen to me!
Gusion: Old hag~ Old Hag~ Old hag~ Oooooh~
Granger: Same
Alucard: same(2)
Brokeassbitch: Lmao— I just sang it and it was glorious!
XBitchNoDickie: Godfuckingdamnit Claude! I did not want to see you twerking to that song, you flat bitch!
Brokeassbitch: *Le gasp* How dare you accuse me of having no ass!
Zhask: Well that took a turn—
Brokeassbitch: Tell that to Granger instead!
Granger: Hope you sleep with one eye tonight thief
Brokeassbitch: Hope you do too once you see me in bed with Ruby
Lesley: Woah there! Don't pull up a Jamal 9
Kimmy: Das some confidence man, Like I'd let you
Granger: I'm going to fucking fill your body with bullets
Brokeassbitch: Do it No balls!
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh No—! Help!
Miya: Are we just going to ignore Dyrrroth's problem?
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Hello everyone~ 👋
Everyone: ...
Zhask: Is it just me or...
Wimpyidiot: Nope, definitely not Dyrroth
Kimmy: ...
Kimmy: Queen Silvanna?
Alucard: Your Highness?!
Granger: ...💀
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Yes it is I, Silvanna. Hello to everyone here.
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Heard from a little birdie that Dyrroth made a groupchat, what for? He won't tell and refuse to even take a look at his phone, so I snatched it
Alucard: ...Nothing
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: That doesn't sound so convincing and what's with this name?
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Wait...
Wimpyidiot: Dayum, It took a while for the Queen to take noticed
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You're absolutely right Wimpyidiot
Crustyass Hairline: ...🤣💀
XBitchNoDickie: Lmfao! 💀💀
Brokeassbitch: I'm dead— 💀🤣
Wimpyidiot: Stfu Valir!
Crustyass Hairline: Wah-! Why only me?!
Wimpyidiot: Cause i said so!
Crustyass Hairline: Tch
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: This name is too inappropriate
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: And I take that you guys are here to fawn over Ruby, right?
Alpha: ...seems about it
—#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has added one person—
—#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name—
—#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name—
Silvy: Much better~
Everyone: ...
Kimmy: Did you just as add yourself using your brother's phone into this gc?
Silvy: Yes, cause I like Ruby too
Granger: How—
Alucard: Eh?!
Silvy: Oh shush boys, I like her too
Lesley: So
Lesley: Where's Dyrroth?
IncywincyBrother: I'm back
IncywincyBrother: I hate you
Silvy: Love yoo too brother~ ❤️
Guinevere: Pfft—
Incywincybrother: Don't start with me Baroque
Incywincybrother: I'm changing my name back!
Silvy: Do it and I'll castrate your balls
Incywincybrother:
Incywincybrother: Bitch
Silvy: Language!
Incywincybrother: 🖕🖕
Incywincybrother: Also fuck! Did you just made yourself admit?! Who dafuq gave you permission, Hah?!
Silvy: Brother, its to supervise you.
Silvy: Plus, You making a gc with you as admit is very unfair cause of how much of a little shit you are
Miya: Well that took a turn
Kimmy: Yeah no kidding, I'm still shock of Queen Silvanna liking Ruby
Silvy: Btw, Its for this too
Alpha: What—
—Silvy has added 2 people in the gc—
Incywincybrother: Oh god no—
***End of Chapter***
Silvanna has entered the chat and chose chaos.
Poor Dyrroth... Muahahah!
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