A simp made a gc and regretted it (3)

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Square up People!

Lmao... Its just them bullying each other and having a competition on who should Ruby desire.

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Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Alright you fuckers! Get online!

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Fuck you all! 🖕

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Deserved bitch! 🖕

Everyone: Agreed!

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Jealous bitches! Y'all just wished that you were in my shoes ✋✨

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: And the confidence to ask her out

Brokeassbitch: Fuck you man! Not like she knows its a date, so it doesn't count 🙄

Kimmy: Yeah man, I hate to break to you

Kimmy: But Ruby's oblivious to any Romance shit

Guinevere: So you're in the friend zone! 🤣

Miya: Congratulations! 👏

Lesley: You've outdone yourself 🎉 🎉

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Jealousy is really such a disease, hope y'all get it checked out 🙄✋

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Fuck off! Damn grown ass man a.k.a Pedophile

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Keep up with the jealousy and see where it gets you

XBitchNoDickie: Seriously?

XBitchNoDickie: How about we fucking talk about almost FUCKING DYING in the hands of her 'BROTHERS'?!

Granger: Vietnam war flashbacks—

Alucard: Nope! No! I'm having PTSD for that

Zhask: Giving me seizures

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh god! I hope they won't know about this gc 😱

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Hmmm~ That doesn't sound too bad
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Since it's entirely your fault

Lesley: Bruh— Your at fault too
Lesley: Cause you participated in this gc
Lesley: Not too mention, we'd be dying too!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: And here I thought grown ass men could have more brains and maturity, guess not.

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: I can still feel the presence of Jealousy so stfu microdick

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: YOU BITCH!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: TAKE THAT BACK!

Boomerass; Old ass; Sagyyballs: I'm just stating facts

Crustyass Hairline: Here we go again— 🤦‍♂️
Crustyass Hairline: Another Eggplant battle
Crustyass Hairline: Why is it that you two always fight when you both have eggplant genes?

Brokeassbitch : Lmfao— Eggplants! I— 😭💀

Gusion: 🤣💀

Alucard: Oh god! Not the eggplants— 🧍🏼

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Stfu no one asked

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Stfu no one asked

XBitchNoDickie: All eggplants aside— Pfft!
XBitchNoDickie: Reall talk though, those brothers of hers—
XBitchNoDickie: They might have the probability of knowing this gc

Lesley: How so?

XBitchNoDickie: Ever heard of overprotectiveness? There's your answer

Granger: Now that you mentioned it
Granger: When we arrived all together, they suddenly appeared

Kimmy: Its like they have a sixth sense called "Negativity Ruby sense"

Alpha: You could've worded it better

Kimmy: Yeah Like what?

Alpha: Like "My Big brother senses are tingling"

Kimmy:
Kimmy: That does sound even better

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: So does that mean that we are all screwed?

Guinevere: Obviously! You see how they were glaring daggers at us!

Wimpyidiot: Lol, Imagine if Roger was involve 🤣

Everyone: ....

Wimpyidiot: ....
Wimpyidiot: Apparently, that's even worse

XBitchNoDickie: Yeah no shit Sherlock it does not

Wimpyidiot: The name's Vale, Not Sherlock you Mental disabled pyromaniac! Go back to Eruditio and be traumatized there over and over again

XBitchNoDickie: Funny how you called me "Mental disabled" when your Father technically controlled you in taking over your "Best friend's" Kingdom

Crustyass Hairline: I'm still traumatized and enrage by that

Wimpyidiot: ...Bruh—
Wimpyidiot: I thought we were over that Valir

Crustyass Hairline: The pain just doesn't go away that quickly, its like a scar. Something you tried to forget only to permanently stay and reminding that unforgettable memory

Lesley: That's harsh

Miya: But its true either ways

Alpha: Well that escalated quickly

Alucard: Aren't you and Saber in that scenario

XBitchNoDickie: Blame @Wimpyidiot He's the one who mentioned the "Mental disabled" shit

Wimpyidiot: 🖕

Alpha: Shut up Alucard

Alucard: 🤐

Brokeassbitch: Since when did the two 🍆 s go quiet? They're usually the ones who fight till someone's end up in a body bag?

Kimmy: Idk either

Guinevere: Thank god!
Guinevere: I don't want to deal with it any longer

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: I'm back

Guinevere: Of course I had to jinx it 🤦‍♀️

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: I had to deal with some royalty problems being a King and all

Guinevere: At least Dy—

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: GUYS I NEED HELP!

Guinevere: Oh ffs! 🤦‍♀️

Gusion: Ahahahaaahah! Guinevere Baroque is Bad Luck y'all!

Guinevere: Stfu you Justin Bieber reject look alike!

Gusion: Oh I'm sorry~ Forgive me you Old Hag

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Guys please! I need help!

Guinevere: I AM NOT OLD!

Gusion: Old ugly hags are cursed! 🤣🖕

Guinevere: Piss off you copyrighted Justin Bieber!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Son of a bitch and listen to me—

Gusion: Old hag~ Old hag~ Old hag~ Oooh~

Kimmy: What is it now Dyrroth?

Alpha: It sounded very concerning

Gusion: Old hag~ Old hag~ Old hag~ Nooo-ooh~

Wimpyidiot: Is it just me or I can hear the 'Baby' tune from Gusion

Guinevere: You're dead!

Crustyass Hairline: I can hear it too

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh my god listen to me!

Gusion: Old hag~ Old Hag~ Old hag~ Oooooh~

Granger: Same

Alucard: same(2)

Brokeassbitch: Lmao— I just sang it and it was glorious!

XBitchNoDickie: Godfuckingdamnit Claude! I did not want to see you twerking to that song, you flat bitch!

Brokeassbitch: *Le gasp* How dare you accuse me of having no ass!

Zhask: Well that took a turn—

Brokeassbitch: Tell that to Granger instead!

Granger: Hope you sleep with one eye tonight thief

Brokeassbitch: Hope you do too once you see me in bed with Ruby

Lesley: Woah there! Don't pull up a Jamal 9

Kimmy: Das some confidence man, Like I'd let you

Granger: I'm going to fucking fill your body with bullets

Brokeassbitch: Do it No balls!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh No—! Help!

Miya: Are we just going to ignore Dyrrroth's problem?

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Hello everyone~ 👋

Everyone: ...

Zhask: Is it just me or...

Wimpyidiot: Nope, definitely not Dyrroth

Kimmy: ...
Kimmy: Queen Silvanna?

Alucard: Your Highness?!

Granger: ...💀

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Yes it is I, Silvanna. Hello to everyone here.
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Heard from a little birdie that Dyrroth made a groupchat, what for? He won't tell and refuse to even take a look at his phone, so I snatched it

Alucard: ...Nothing

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: That doesn't sound so convincing and what's with this name?
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Wait...

Wimpyidiot: Dayum, It took a while for the Queen to take noticed

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You're absolutely right Wimpyidiot

Crustyass Hairline: ...🤣💀

XBitchNoDickie: Lmfao! 💀💀

Brokeassbitch: I'm dead— 💀🤣

Wimpyidiot: Stfu Valir!

Crustyass Hairline: Wah-! Why only me?!

Wimpyidiot: Cause i said so!

Crustyass Hairline: Tch

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: This name is too inappropriate
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: And I take that you guys are here to fawn over Ruby, right?

Alpha: ...seems about it

—#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has added one person—

—#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name—

—#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub has changed one name—

Silvy: Much better~

Everyone: ...

Kimmy: Did you just as add yourself using your brother's phone into this gc?

Silvy: Yes, cause I like Ruby too

Granger: How—

Alucard: Eh?!

Silvy: Oh shush boys, I like her too

Lesley: So
Lesley: Where's Dyrroth?

IncywincyBrother: I'm back
IncywincyBrother: I hate you

Silvy: Love yoo too brother~ ❤️

Guinevere: Pfft—

Incywincybrother: Don't start with me Baroque
Incywincybrother: I'm changing my name back!

Silvy: Do it and I'll castrate your balls

Incywincybrother:
Incywincybrother: Bitch

Silvy: Language!

Incywincybrother: 🖕🖕
Incywincybrother: Also fuck! Did you just made yourself admit?! Who dafuq gave you permission, Hah?!

Silvy: Brother, its to supervise you.
Silvy: Plus, You making a gc with you as admit is very unfair cause of how much of a little shit you are

Miya: Well that took a turn

Kimmy: Yeah no kidding, I'm still shock of Queen Silvanna liking Ruby

Silvy: Btw, Its for this too

Alpha: What—

—Silvy has added 2 people in the gc—

Incywincybrother: Oh god no—

***End of Chapter***

Silvanna has entered the chat and chose chaos.

Poor Dyrroth... Muahahah!

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