A simp made a gc and regretted it (2)
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Continuation of Dyrroth being a little shit.
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#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: I love myself so much! Muahaahaha! Enjoy it fuckers! 🖕🖕
Alpha: What the fuck—
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh be lucky it wasn't you
Kimmy: Now who are the victims?
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You'll see 😃
Kimmy: .... 🤐
CrustyAss Hairline: So who is it?
CrustyAss Hairline: FUCK YOU MIDGET!
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: 🤣🤣🤣😈
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Suck on deez nutz Bitch!
Guinevere: Valir?
CrustyAss Hairline: Yup 🤦♂️
BrokeAssBitch: Aahahahhaahah!🤣
BrokeAssBitch: Ayo Dyrroth! Not cool dude.
XBitchNoDickie: Ahahahhahah!
XBitchNoDickie: You son of bitch
Alpha: I'll guess that this is Xborg
WimpyIdiot: Hahah
WimpyIdiot:
WimpyIdiot: Aren't you a bitch boy 😃
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Bitch boy deez nuts Wind bitch 🖕
Gusion: Lmfao! Wait, Didn't Dyrroth change five names?
Everyone: ...
Zhask: I bet you my Ruby plushie that its Martis
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh yeah, Where's that old man?
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: I wanted to see his reaction for the name I gave 😈
Kimmy: He'd bust your balls dude
Granger: Agreed
Brokeassbitch: Lowkey same Dyrroth
XBitchNoDickie: Same (2)
Alucard: Same (3)
XBitchNoDickie: Also Fuck! Change my name back midget. I have a dick bitch!
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Prove it then No dick.
Alucard: Dude No—!
—XBitchNoDickie has sent an attachment—
Everyone: ...
Kimmy: Dude—
Guinevere: MY EYES! WTF?! I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT!
Gusion: Oh shit, He does have a dick.
Zhask: A cyborg dick
Brokeassbitch: And its HUGE too
Miya: Not cool Xborg
Miya: Have some decency
Lesley: Hello~ Women here! We did not want to see that!
Alpha: How to delete eyes— 👁 👄 👁
Granger: 💀💀
XBorgNoDickie: What do you think now Midget? Feeling insecure?
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub:
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Go Die!
Alucard: You're at fault here Dyrroth!
XBorgNoDickie: Sorry~ All I hear is jelousy and my gosh it ain't good for your health~✋✨
Crustyass Hairline: How long and huge is it?
Wimpyidiot: VALIR!!
Alpha: Dude! Dafuq!?!
Crustyass Hairline: What I'm just curious 🙄
Lesley: What is wrong with you?
Alucard: I hate to admit but I'm curious too
Granger: Same tbh
Miya: Not you guys too!
XBitchNoDickie: About 8 inches long but it can change into any length or width.
Brokeassbitch: I can confirm that
Zhask: How?
Brokeassbitch: We went to hotsprings together sometimes and damn, Boy be packin. He actually explained on how it works, which was glorious.
Granger: Dude— You gay or something?
Brokeassbitch: Brother— I'm Bi, what ya excpect?
Granger:
Granger: Relatable I guess?
Brokeassbitch: Mood
Granger: stfu you @Brokeassbitch
Brokeassbitch: You ass! How dare you @ me just to shame me!
Granger: Cause its in ya name dumbass
Brokeassbitch: That was Microshrimp's fault
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You deserve it! 🖕
Kimmy: Ok! Stop fighting! And we also did not want to casually talk about dicks!
Lesley: Yeah! Last I check, This gc's about Ruby! Not whatever you guys talk about!
Guinevere: Boys have no shame and manners at all 🙄✋
Gusion: Bitch! Shut your fujoshi shipper ass up, Damn Hypocrite.
Guinevere: 🖕 Stfu, leave me and my hobby alone! 🖕
Gusion: Your Hobby has no shame and manners at all!
Guinevere: Come say that again, right infront of my face! I dare you!
Gusion: Oh I will AND I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR UNDER THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!
Guinevere: Square up Bitch! At my place, 7 fucking pm sharp, Paxley!
Gusion: You're on, Baroque!
Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: Wtf is going on here?!?!
Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: My phone has so many notifications.
Everyone: ...
Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: What?
Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls:
Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: You Motherfucking Midget
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Language! You kiss your mother with that mouth, Old man~! 😈
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Bet you won't kiss your mother's mouth again once you've learned that she was sucking my cock.
1KingOfTheRubySimpClub:
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You son of a bitch! 🖕 Fite meh!
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Pfft— Like hell that I'd fuck that succubus when I already got Ruby.
Kimmy: Wait what?
——Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs sent an attachment——
Everyone: ...
#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: YOU MOTHERFUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: 🖕😎🖕✨
Brokeassbitch: For once, You deserve that Nickname! YOU FUCK! 😭
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Claude?
Brokeassbitch: 🖕
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Same goes for your nickname.
Brokeassbitch: Ajajbdshsish! Fite meh!
Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Not today, Next time. I'm on a ✨Date✨ Later losers.
Everyone: ...
XBitchNoDickie: So..
XBitchNoDickie: Anyone want to sabotage "their" date?
Everyone: We're in!
XBitchNoDickie: Then follow me, I placed a tracker on Ruby so we should where they're going.
Alpha:
Alpha: I'm now concerned on how or why is their a tracker on her?
XBitchNoDickie: Got any fucking complaints?
Alpha: Nope! Lead the way.
XBitchNoDickie: That's what I fucking thought.
***End Of Chapter***
welp... I tried to be funny. Yiesh.
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