A simp made a gc and regretted it (2)

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Continuation of Dyrroth being a little shit.

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#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: I love myself so much! Muahaahaha! Enjoy it fuckers! 🖕🖕

Alpha: What the fuck—

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh be lucky it wasn't you

Kimmy: Now who are the victims?

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You'll see 😃

Kimmy: .... 🤐

CrustyAss Hairline: So who is it?

CrustyAss Hairline: FUCK YOU MIDGET!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: 🤣🤣🤣😈

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Suck on deez nutz Bitch!

Guinevere: Valir?

CrustyAss Hairline: Yup 🤦‍♂️

BrokeAssBitch: Aahahahhaahah!🤣

BrokeAssBitch: Ayo Dyrroth! Not cool dude.

XBitchNoDickie: Ahahahhahah!

XBitchNoDickie: You son of bitch

Alpha: I'll guess that this is Xborg

WimpyIdiot: Hahah

WimpyIdiot:

WimpyIdiot: Aren't you a bitch boy 😃

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Bitch boy deez nuts Wind bitch 🖕

Gusion: Lmfao! Wait, Didn't Dyrroth change five names?

Everyone: ...

Zhask: I bet you my Ruby plushie that its Martis

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Oh yeah, Where's that old man?

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: I wanted to see his reaction for the name I gave 😈

Kimmy: He'd bust your balls dude

Granger: Agreed

Brokeassbitch: Lowkey same Dyrroth

XBitchNoDickie: Same (2)

Alucard: Same (3)

XBitchNoDickie: Also Fuck! Change my name back midget. I have a dick bitch!

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Prove it then No dick.

Alucard: Dude No—!

—XBitchNoDickie has sent an attachment—

Everyone: ...

Kimmy: Dude—

Guinevere: MY EYES! WTF?! I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT!

Gusion: Oh shit, He does have a dick.

Zhask: A cyborg dick

Brokeassbitch: And its HUGE too

Miya: Not cool Xborg

Miya: Have some decency

Lesley: Hello~ Women here! We did not want to see that!

Alpha: How to delete eyes— 👁 👄 👁

Granger: 💀💀

XBorgNoDickie: What do you think now Midget? Feeling insecure?

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub:

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Go Die!

Alucard: You're at fault here Dyrroth!

XBorgNoDickie: Sorry~ All I hear is jelousy and my gosh it ain't good for your health~✋✨

Crustyass Hairline: How long and huge is it?

Wimpyidiot: VALIR!!

Alpha: Dude! Dafuq!?!

Crustyass Hairline: What I'm just curious 🙄

Lesley: What is wrong with you?

Alucard: I hate to admit but I'm curious too

Granger: Same tbh

Miya: Not you guys too!

XBitchNoDickie: About 8 inches long but it can change into any length or width.

Brokeassbitch: I can confirm that

Zhask: How?

Brokeassbitch: We went to hotsprings together sometimes and damn, Boy be packin. He actually explained on how it works, which was glorious.

Granger: Dude— You gay or something?

Brokeassbitch: Brother— I'm Bi, what ya excpect?

Granger:

Granger: Relatable I guess?

Brokeassbitch: Mood

Granger: stfu you @Brokeassbitch

Brokeassbitch: You ass! How dare you @ me just to shame me!

Granger: Cause its in ya name dumbass

Brokeassbitch: That was Microshrimp's fault

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You deserve it! 🖕

Kimmy: Ok! Stop fighting! And we also did not want to casually talk about dicks!

Lesley: Yeah! Last I check, This gc's about Ruby! Not whatever you guys talk about!

Guinevere: Boys have no shame and manners at all 🙄✋

Gusion: Bitch! Shut your fujoshi shipper ass up, Damn Hypocrite.

Guinevere: 🖕 Stfu, leave me and my hobby alone! 🖕

Gusion: Your Hobby has no shame and manners at all!

Guinevere: Come say that again, right infront of my face! I dare you!

Gusion: Oh I will AND I'LL SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR UNDER THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!

Guinevere: Square up Bitch! At my place, 7 fucking pm sharp, Paxley!

Gusion: You're on, Baroque!

Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: Wtf is going on here?!?!

Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: My phone has so many notifications.

Everyone: ...

Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: What?

Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls:

Boomerass; Old ass; SaggyBalls: You Motherfucking Midget

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: Language! You kiss your mother with that mouth, Old man~! 😈

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Bet you won't kiss your mother's mouth again once you've learned that she was sucking my cock.

1KingOfTheRubySimpClub:

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: You son of a bitch! 🖕 Fite meh!

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Pfft— Like hell that I'd fuck that succubus when I already got Ruby.

Kimmy: Wait what?

——Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs sent an attachment——

Everyone: ...

#1KingOfTheRubySimpClub: YOU MOTHERFUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE!

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: 🖕😎🖕✨

Brokeassbitch: For once, You deserve that Nickname! YOU FUCK! 😭

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Claude?

Brokeassbitch: 🖕

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Same goes for your nickname.

Brokeassbitch: Ajajbdshsish! Fite meh!

Boomerass; Old ass; Saggyballs: Not today, Next time. I'm on a ✨Date✨ Later losers.

Everyone: ...

XBitchNoDickie: So..

XBitchNoDickie: Anyone want to sabotage "their" date?

Everyone: We're in!

XBitchNoDickie: Then follow me, I placed a tracker on Ruby so we should where they're going.

Alpha:

Alpha: I'm now concerned on how or why is their a tracker on her?

XBitchNoDickie: Got any fucking complaints?

Alpha: Nope! Lead the way.

XBitchNoDickie: That's what I fucking thought.

***End Of Chapter***

welp... I tried to be funny. Yiesh.

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