Youngjae:

YJBGOD : When is you and JB's honeymoon fam

whO aRE U WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY DO U WANT TO KNOW

@saltyyoongi : adopt me pls i need a badass dad like you

no I ain't about that life #Notateendad

@yugyeomtrash : when u nd jaebummie gonna do it

*you

*and

and whenever he's ready, im not going to push it

but between you and me, I don't think he even knows what "it" is

@bujaeii-- : please keep princess innocent and pure thanks

i gotchu fam

@Cutiepiekai why do you call jaebum princess?

have you met the guy

Jaebum

@YJBGOD: I hope you dominate Youngjae in bed sometime or else prayers for your butt

well i can't beat Youngjae in tickling, he's too good at it

and why are you praying for my butt? Is someone going to hurt my butt?!

*Youngjae covers Jaebum's ears* GO AWAY YJBGOD YOU'LL CORRUPT HIM

saltyyoongi: ur such a cutie omL please teach me how to be so cUte

a-are you talking to me? im cute? ThaNks! just be you
i bet ur v cute

@yugyeomtrash : let me love you and youngjae )):

suRE!! i love being loved! <3 <3 <3 idk about youngjae though   hes a butt sometimes

@bujaeii-- : where are you planning to go for your honeymoon

nowhere! i didn't marry anyone in my sleep right? OH NO WHAT IF I SLEEP MARRIED SOMEONE!!

@ Mama Choi, I love you and how much you Fangirl about youngjae and jaebum's relationship. Be my best friend?

AWH you're so sweet!! IK isn't 2jae OTP?!  What's ur snapchat bestie?!

Mama Choi:

@YJBGOD : You're mama goals

aw thanks you're wattpad goals

@saltyyoongi : ur my new mom okay happy late mothers day mom

thANK YoU MY CHILD BLESS YOU ILY MAN UR MY FAV CHILD

@yugyeomtrash : ADOPT ME

WHERE DO I SIGN THE PAPERS

Mama Im:

@YJBGOD : show us pictures of baby jaebum

i gotchu fam

AWH look at my smol little bean

Scrub

saltyyoongi : thank you for using a broken condom ily

uh... ur welcome? ily 2

Jinyoung:

@1994jr : y r there no questions for u how's ur relationship w mark (ps ur the best even tho u get 0 screentime)

aren't you the sweetest psh who needs mark when i got you

JK mark is my wifeu

@bujaeii-- : I don't trust you, but aye go fall in love with Jackson and not Jaebu,. It'll be good in the hood :)))))

well i dont trust you either

ew me with that idiot no

sign me up for some markjin fam

Yugyeom:

@btsgot7valerie : Ever had any dirty thoughts about bambam?

what no what why would i

*starts sweating*

*whispers* it turns me on when he dabs

@yugyeomtrash : maRRY ME PLEASE

sorry can't cheat on ma man

Mark:

@YJBGOD : I stan you, can we marry pls

sure??

@yugyeomtrash: i love you

NUH UH WOMAN I SAW THAT COMMENT FOR YUG

STAY IN UR LANE

@pipa_01 : Yah! When will you make a move on Jr?

when he stops being so oblivious

@sugaless : maRKJIN

suRe

Jackson:

*Starts screaming*

WHY IS THERE NO QUESTIONS FOR ME

P.S.K (me) : Shut up cockson

BamBam:

@btsgot7valerie : Every had dirty thoughts about Yugyeom?

lets just say he knows if im big or not

P.S.K: *Starts screaming* BAMBAM IS BANNED FROM THIS BOOK

Mr. Do:

@1994jr : how many times have you been called mr. doo

Call me that and i will castrate you

Kai:

1994jr : if ur sad does ur son ever ask if you're o(kai)

pls dont give him ideas

*yug smiling evilly in the back*

Coco:

@squishy_Markue : how does it feel to be adored by Jaebum

woof woof

(great because he's my mom)

@YJBGOD : how do you love your parents Jaebum and Youngjae

woof woof woof woof woof woof

(they're great i love them more than i love my bumblee costume)

@yugyeomtrash : what's it like to be the child of 2jae

woof woof woof woof

(fun, youngjae appa is mean sometimes so i lick his feet)

@pipa_01 : what's it like being a dog

woof woof

(i'm living the life man)

@Cutiepiekai : Can i be you? I'm being legit. But how's living with the 2 best looking boys as your parents?

woof woof woof woooof woof

( no they're my mom and dad. good but im better looking)