Here we see you and your sisters on your ship and you just went to the past of Earth in Medieval times.

Gilda: " Why are we here?"

(Y/N): "Good old medieval times."

Gilda: " You haven't answered my question."

(Y/N): "Oh, I just want to meet some nice people. And get new crewmates in the process."

Gilda: " Won't they think we're witches?"

(Y/N): "There were already witches in this time, I'm pretty sure we can handle this."*pulls out medieval clothing*"Let's do it."

We later see you and the others down to Earth and you end up in a town filled with humans and demi humans.

(Y/N): "Even in medieval times, humans and demi-humans lived in harmony."

Gilda: " Alright so far so good."

(Y/N): *reads a posterboard*"Wow, they have brothels for all kinds of monster species and a Doctor's office too."

Gilda: " Okay you are definitely not going to those brothels."

Carambola: " Yeah, remember last time."

(Y/N): " What happened last time?"

Carambola: " You were almost killed by sex robots that's what happened."

(Y/N): "Are you either of you saying you were jealous of the robots cause they were my first instead of you two?"

Gilda: *blushes*" Uh no."

Carambola: *blushes*" Of course not."

(Y/N): "Well technically they're not my first since they're like sex dolls."

Gilda: " Wait what?"

(Y/N): "I'm saying they're like sex dolls."

Carambola: "So there's a chance!?"*clears her throat*"To get your first."

(Y/N): " Um, maybe? But you're my sisters."

Gilda: "Adopted sisters actually."

(Y/N): "Oh right. But it would be weird to marry your adopted sister, right?"

Gilda: " Um, uh, well we're more like legal guardians than just sisters."

Carambola: "More like good friends that look out for you like a brother that we never had."

Gilda: " Yeah that."

Carambola: *one arm hug you*"Besides, I think you're kinda cute."

Gilda: " Same here."

Later on, we see you and the girls at a tavern to get a job to get money.

Gilda: " So what kind of jobs do they have here?"

(Y/N): "I have great cooking skills."

Gilda: "I know that considering that Carambola ate more of your food than the rest of us."

Carambola: " I was hungry okay. Plus his food is soooo good."

(Y/N): "This will be a walk in a park."

1 day after getting the job, we see lots of customers eating your cooking and they're enjoying the food and the tavern was packed.

Minotaur: "The food is so good!"

Elf: "How does he do it!?!"

Centaur: " Perhaps with magic?"

(Y/N): *from the kitchen*"Nope, the secret ingredient is love."

Elf: " Ohh, that makes sense."

Sometime later, we see Gilda and Carambola counting up their tips for their hard work and see that they didn't make much.

Gilda: " Let's see, 30 gold pieces. What about you?"

Carambola: "Only 10 gold pieces."

Gilda: " And that's a total of 40 gold pieces."

We then see a giant treasure chest of gold pieces placed between the girls and they turn to you in shock.

(Y/N): "80 million gold pieces."

Gilda: "Whoa that much!?!!?!"

(Y/N): "They like my cooking. I'm kind of a foodie myself."

Gilda: "Good thing to you, we barely have enough to buy lunch and you're rich enough to buy your own castle."

(Y/N): "A lot of the customers there do like my cooking, then again most of the customers there are girls. Maybe we could cook there too."

Gilda: "Girls will be swarming all over you and your food, they really like your cooking." *Sees some girls looking at you*"Let's leave before (Y/N) ends up baking a wedding cake for his wedding."

(Y/N): "Oh that reminds me. I was commissioned to bake a big wedding cake."

Gilda: " For who?"

(Y/N): "For this lesbian centaur couple, apparently they're getting married and wanted me to make their cake."

Centaur 1: "I hope the cake will be amazing."

Centaur 2: "Yeah."*holds hands with her fiance*"Let's hope there's enough cake for everyone, it's better when shared with the people you care the most."

Centaur 1: " Too true, I hope the cake will be good."

(Y/N): "It will knock your taste buds away."

Later at the kitchen on the ship, we see a montage of you baking a wedding cake. After the montage, we see Gilda walk in the kitchen and she can see the wedding cake that is the size of a house and she was shocked to see it.

Gilda: " Woah, that's a big cake."

You then put the bride figures on a makeshift catapult and you launch both of them onto the top of the cake and they land safely on top.

(Y/N): "And done."

Gilda: "How are you supposed to get it out of here?"

(Y/N): "Simple. Gilda I wish that this cake goes to where the wedding takes place."

Gilda then pulls out her wand and uses her magic to teleport the cake to where the wedding takes place. Later on, we see the soon to be newlywed couple see the cake that just appeared.

Centaur 1: "Woah..."

Centaur 2: "That's a big cake."

Back to you.

Gilda: "(Y/N), you know how I feel about granting wishes. Everytime I use my magic I get a weird feeling between my legs."

(Y/N): " Weird how?"

Gilda: "Weird like I get aroused. I swear it's a medical condition!"

(Y/N): " Why would you get aroused by that?"

Gilda: "Out of all people in my family back in Fairy World, I'm the most decent. My mother placed a spell on us that makes us aroused by the use of magic. If I use my magic too much I might end up-"*blushes*

(Y/N): " Why would she do that?"

Gilda: "My father dumped my mother for a different woman, the Tooth Fairy."

(Y/N): "She is easy on the eyes. I mean uh, oh geez I'm sorry to hear that, wait is that why you insisted on taking my baby teeth out and keeping them "safe"?"*gasp*"You hate the Tooth Fairy!"

Gilda: "She keeps saying that she wants to be a good mom to me but she is not my mother!"

(Y/N): "You have mom issues, but couldn't you just reverse the spell on you?"

Gilda: "The only way to reverse this spell is a kiss from a person you love the most."

You then kiss Gilda on the lips and then pull back as Gilda was blushing bright red.

(Y/N): "Did that work?"

Gilda: " Well...try making a wish."

(Y/N): "I wish for an italian sub with a side of chips and a coca cola with no ice."

Gilda then uses her magic to grant your wish and the food appears in your hands. Gilda then did not feel aroused at that time.

Gilda: " Hey it worked, the feeling is gone!"*hugs you between her breasts*"Thank you so much!"

(Y/N): *muffled* " You're welcome."

Gilda: " I just hope my mom doesn't find out and re-casts it."

Meanwhile, somewhere else we see in Fairy World, we see Gilda's mom, Gia was in her house until she felt a disturbance.

Gia: *gasps* " My spell was broken." *groans* "Tooth Fairy probably did this well not to worry, I'll find Gilda and re-cast it!"

We then see Gia get her wand and go off to find Gilda. Meanwhile, we see you and the others coming back to the ship.

Gilda: " Well this was pretty fun."

Carambola: " Yeah, we got the gold from baking a cake and we got some people to come along to join our crew."*pulls out the list of names*"I got the names right here."

Gilda: " So where to now?"

(Y/N): "We can go on a quest. I met this trio of girls with an odd choice of armor and they offered me to join them, wanna come along?"

Gilda: " Wait when did you meet them?"

(Y/N): "Well it all happened when I was out shopping."

Flashback.

Here we see you shopping at the market for some ingredients for the wedding cake and we see 3 girls Shaka, Daisy, and Ginger have found a quest that requires 4 or more people to do it.

Ginger: " Alright girls we finally got an actual quest we can do."

Daisy: " Uh Ginger you may wanna look at the bottom."

Ginger: " What do you mean?"*Sees the party requirement* "Four people?! Aw come on!"

Shaka: "Actually four or more people."

Ginger: " Whatever, where are we gonna find a fourth on short notice?"

Daisy: "We can ask Vena for help."

Ginger: "We can't do that, she'll steal the loot."

Daisy: "But she said she won't steal our loot."

Shaka: "By the looks of this quest, we need a lot more help."

(Y/N): "You 3 are doing a quest? I can help if you want, once I'm done making the wedding cake."

Ginger: *sees you* " And who are you?"

(Y/N): "I'm (Y/N)."

Ginger: "Can you use a sword and a shield?"

(Y/N): *changes into your toon form*"I can do this."

You then hold up a barrel of wine and when you punch it, it turns into numerous bottles of wine for only 500 gold coins each.

(Y/N): "Me and my friends can help you out."

Ginger: "Alright you're in."

Flashback ended.

(Y/N): " And that's how I met them."

Gilda: " And you're sure they aren't, you know, sketchy?"

(Y/N): " Nope, they're just nice people. Not everyone is a crazed maniac with a sword or gun. Plus I bumped into Vena earlier, she's right here."

The girls then turned to Vena who was standing next to you.

Vena: "Hey."

Carambola: " Uh, hi how long were you there?"

Vena: " A while."

Gilda: "Nice to meet you."

Vena: " You too, so are you up for the quest?"

Gilda: "I guess we have some time to spare for one quest."

We later see you and the others are going to an abandoned castle.

Gilda: " So remind me, what are we doing at this old castle?"

Ginger: " We're here to find out what the alchemist that was in this castle is doing with all the slimes he's been experimenting on."

Carambola: " That's it? Well that doesn't seem so hard."

Ginger: "Take that back or you'll jinx it."

(Y/N): "Come on let's get going."

We see you and the others head into the castle and you see mindless slimes all over the floors.

(Y/N): "Hold on."*pulls out a book called Slimes for dummies*"It says here slimes have different behaviors and abilities which are mostly harmless and non-lethal but hold high hatred by women. Gray slimes can transform, Green slime melts clothes, blue slimes create a lotion type substance which is harmless, red slimes jump at women's chest for much larger bust sizes."*looks up*"Who even wrote this book?"

Ginger: "Probably either some creep or an achlamest with a slime fetish."

Gilda: " Well come on, what are we looking for?"

(Y/N): *reads the quest document*"The research papers on making an artificial slime harem girls. The reward is 4000 gold coins."

Daisy: " Artificial slime harem girls? What does that mean?"

(Y/N): "I think it means a bunch of girls for guys who can't find a date on their own."

Gilda: " Eww."

Carambola: "Well let's find his notes."

Carambola then trips on something and then falls into green slime as the slime itself melts her clothes.

Carambola: " Ah! Dang it! Don't look!"

(Y/N): *looks away* " I won't look."

Sometime later, we see Carambola wearing clothes around her body because her dress has melted off.

Carambola: " Can't believe I have to wear this."

Ginger: " Welcome to our world."

Carambola: " How do you girls live with this?"

Shaka: "There are times when it's hard to be good looking."

(Y/N): "Why is that hard?"

Shaka: "Stalkers, creeps, and one time when we were demonstrating survival techniques a lot of the students were men and not women."

(Y/N): "I get what you mean, some of the guys Carambola and Gilda met were just guys who like their breasts and one time a guy has a thing for tall women."

Shaka: "Is that why Carambola here is 9 feet tall?"

Carambola: "I can change my height whenever I want, I prefer 9 feet cause I like to exert my dominance."

Gilda: " And to hug (Y/N) like a teddy bear."

Carambola: *blushes* " Gilda!"

(Y/N): "Yeah I kinda like her height, whenever there's a moment where the couch ran out of space for everyone I can just sit on her lap."

Carambola: " It's true."

Later on, we see you and the others go to you and the girls looking through the books to find the research.

(Y/N): *looking and throwing the books to the side*"Cook book, romance novel, erotic romance novel, fish book, book about rocks,book about cakes-"*found the journal*"Found it."*reads the journal*"Hey this seems legit, he got it right."

When you turn around you look up to see green slime.

(Y/N): "Uh...."

We then see the green slimes drop from the ceiling and land on the girls.

Ginger: " Ah no!"

Carambola: " Not again!"

(Y/N): *takes your eyes out of your head and put them in a box*"I didn't see anything!"

Sometime later, we see the girls in blankets covering their bodies and you all receive the reward money.

(Y/N): "Thanks."

Ginger: "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!! THAT QUEST COSTED OUR CLOTHES!!!!!"

(Y/N): " But you can buy new ones now."

Carambola: "And we have spares back home."

Ginger: " Oh okay."

Sometime later, we see the girls back in their normal clothes again.

Ginger: " Much better."

(Y/N): "You 4 girls may have an odd taste for clothes, but you're good people. And I respect you 4 girls."

Shaka: "Now that's the nicest thing I heard all day."

Daisy: "Aww, thank you."

(Y/N): "If you want you can come with us."

Ginger: "Well alright, we can stick with you."

(Y/N): "Okay, but first let me tell you something about us."

One explanation later.

Ginger: " Woah, that's a lot to take in."

Shaka: "You're from the future?"

Daisy: "You're a toon?"

Vena: "You were made by a cartoon studio that was contracted by the government to make a super soldier that has ink and toon powers? And everyone's out to get you on Earth?"

(Y/N): " Yep, all of that is true. Do any of you want to come along?"

Shaka: "I'm up for anything as long as I can open a can of buttwhooping."

Daisy: "Sure."

Vena: "I'm up for it."

Ginger: "As long as we can wear clothes that can cover up our bodies, I'm in."

(Y/N): " Awesome, and just to make sure you don't miss anything in this time."

You then pull out a box and make a portal.

(Y/N): "You can put this in your house at this time so that you can be in two places at once."

Ginger: " Cool."

We then see you set up time windows for everyone who wants to join your crew as we see the girls getting changed into their new clothes.

(A/N): All four of them are wearing this.

Shaka: "Nice clothes."

Ginger: " Thanks, these are definitely better than the ones we wore."

Daisy: " Sure are. They're so comfy."

Vena: "He has a nice sense of style."

Later on, we see you set up a time window in the infirmary of the ship.

Ginger: " What's that window for?"

(Y/N): "Whenever we need Glenn's expertise in medicine, he can just walk in here."

Ginger: "I heard about that guy, he's a doctor for demi-humans."

(Y/N): "Yeah he's a nice guy."

Ginger: " He sure is, he's super good with demi humans. So you need his help when there's a sick space alien?"

(Y/N): "Yep. Demi-humans and space aliens are kinda the same thing. I also gave him medical books on every other space alien there is, even celestials."

Ginger: "What's a celestial?"

(Y/N): "It's a race of powerful gods that make suns and are born from planets. They're bigger than a planet."

Ginger: " Dang, those guys have the power to make the sun?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Ginger: " Wow, there are a lot of things that I don't even know existed."

(Y/N): "How are the new clothes?"

Ginger: "It's covering up more skin than my normal clothes."

(Y/N): " And I'm guessing that's a good thing?"

Ginger: " Yep, the people who made my clothes have no respect for women, but the clothes you made really cover up more of my skin. Which means you have respect for women."

(Y/N): " Thanks, I always respect women like you."

Ginger: " Oh heh, thanks."

Some time later, we saw you at the Linbeit clinic and you were getting a check up, we saw Glenn doing your check up.

Glenn: "Now open wide."*sees you open your mouth* " No cavities, and you have an ink sac in your mouth."

(Y/N): *while mouth is open* " How is it?"

Glenn: "From what you told me about yourself, you can naturally produce ink. Like the ink that people use to write with just a quill. Now let's hear your heartbeat."

Glenn then places a stethoscope and he can hear your heart beating to the rhythm to music from Steamboat Willie.

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Glenn: " Um...."

(Y/N): " What is it?"

Glenn: "I can hear music, from your heart? Let's check your reflexes."

Glenn then pulls out a small hammer and when he taps your knee. Your foot then stretches out and then kicks Glenn in the butt and launches him into the ceiling.

Saphentite: *comes in* " What's with all the-"*sees Glenn stuck in the ceiling*"Glenn!"

(Y/N): " My bad."

Sometime later, we see Glenn and his mentor Cthulhy in the room and Glenn explains the situation to her.

Cthulhy: "Hmm, so music came from his heart and he kicked you into the ceiling from your reflex test?"

Glenn: "Yeah pretty much."

Cthulhy: "Let's check his ears."

Cthulhy then looks into your ears and she sees something in there, when she uses tweezers to pull it out. She pulled out an italian sub from your ear, a can of spinach, a birthday cake, and a snowglobe with Wakanda inside of it.

Cthulhy: "How in the-What are you?"

(Y/N): " You wouldn't believe me if I said it."

Cthulhy: "Well we should see what's under all of that skin of yours."

(Y/N): "Huh?"

Sometime later, we see you asleep and we see Cthulhy and Glenn taking a look at your internal organs and they were a bit shocked to see what kind of internal organs you have.

Glenn: "His blood is replaced with ink, his heart is black and it's healthy, and on top of all that his brain appears to be filled with nonsense."

We then see some ink spilling out onto the floor as the doctors then cover up the spot with the spill. We then see several creatures come out of the ink puddle and they're cartoon characters like Cuphead, Daffy Duck, and Alice Angel.

Cuphead: "Hey, this ain't Inkwell Isle."

Alice: "Oh dear, where am I?"

Daffy: "At least it's not duck season."

We then see you unconsciously hold up a sign that says Duck Season and we see numerous guns fired at Daffy.

Daffy: " You're despicable."

We then see a giant eraser come out of nowhere and then erase Daffy.

Daffy: "Wait no I don't want to go-"*gets completely erased*

Alice: "Oh dear."*sees you*"Oh hey Bendy."

(Y/N): *unconsciously*" Uh who?"

Sometime later, we see you get out of the surgery and you were talking to Alice and Cuphead.

(Y/N): "I'm not Bendy, I'm just the guy who looks like Bendy."

Alice: " Oh uh, heh my mistake you just look like my friend."

Cuphead: "I know him, he beat up."

(Y/N): *sees Cuphead* " Say uh Cuphead was it? Where are you from?"

Cuphead: " Oh I'm from Inkwell Isle, it's a nice place for guys like us."

(Y/N): "How do I get there?"

Cuphead: "The same way you brought us here, spill a bunch of ink and make a portal there."

Cthulhy: " Is that possible?"

Cuphead: "Sure, it's like spilling blood on the ground."

Glenn: "But that'll be dangerous, deadly, fatal-"

Cuphead: "It'll be fine."

Cuphead then fires an energy bullet at your arm and a large spill of ink comes out of you and makes a portal to Inkwell Isle as we then see the ink form a portal to Inkwell Isle.

Ginger: *comes in* " What's going on?"

Glenn: *patches up your wound*"Everything's fine."

Cuphead: "Not a problem toots, (Y/N)'s ink made a portal to Inkwell Isle."

(Y/N): " I didn't even think I could do that."

Ginger: " Okay what's Inkwell Isle?"

(Y/N): " It's Cuphead's home."

Cuphead: "And it's your home too."

(Y/N): " It is?"

Cuphead: " Sure is, you're a toon just like us."

(Y/N): "I guess so."

Cuphead: " Say you and your crew wanna come over for a visit?"

(Y/N): "Sure why not."

Next: Chapter 3: Trip to Inkwell Isle