Chapter 1: Fanfictasia

Here we see you and your adopted sisters in your own spaceship that you made yourself out of scrap parts from a junkyard planet filled with old scraped and busted up ships. We see you and the girls at the bridge and you are sitting in a chair while the girls pilot the ship.

(Y/N): *press a button on the arm of the chair*"Captain's log day 1, it's been 1 month since we retreated out of the reach of planet Earth and were rescued by the long lost prince of Wakanda T'Challa and saved our universe from a cosmic powered robot. We've been traversing the universe thanks to the jumpdrive I made myself. We've discovered a hole in reality on our journey across the stars and we were about to make our way into it."*ends recording*

Gilda: "You think it's a good idea?"

(Y/N): "I'm sure it'll be fine. I made the ship withstand being crushed by the hand of a celestial. Let's get through that hole in reality, adventure awaits!"

We see your ship head through the hole in reality and the next thing you know you are all in another reality.

(Y/N): "Well that went well."

Carambola: "Captain, we found a planet on the radar, it's Ego and there's a lot of people on there."

(Y/N): "On screen."

When the images went on screen you see an assortment of fictional characters on all forms of televised media.

(Y/N): "Oh my gosh!!! Too many pop culture references to be made! My brain is overloading!!!"

Gilda: "Should we head down there?"

(Y/N): "Yeah let's go."

We later see the ship land on the planet's surface and when you and the girls get out of the ship, you immediately see the Avengers.

(Y/N): "The Avengers, please don't hurt us! Take Gilda!"

Gilda: " Hey!"

Iron Man: "Have we met?"

(Y/N): "Wait hold on. Tony is still in his suit from Infinity War, Thor is in his Infinity War outfit, Hulk looks like his Endgame look, and fictional characters are everywhere as far as the eye can see. This is Fanfictasia made by Artspear Entertainment!"

Gilda: " Uh what?"

(Y/N): " Fanfictasia, it's a planet made by a committee of characters from live action, anime, cartoons, video games, stop motion, board games, and cereal. Gilda for every hole in reality we go through, we should be naming them. I think I should call this universe Earth-."

Gilda: " There's already an Earth."

(Y/N): " You didn't let me finish, I was gonna call it Earth-1218."

Carambola: "But this is not Earth."

(Y/N): " I know, but the name of the reality is crucial. Like Earth-1610 is where Miles Morales lives, NYPD is PDNY, Coca Cola is Koca Soda, and a burger and fries are 30,000 dollars. This universe is the real world and people don't know about this planet because it's far away from this universe's Earth."

Gilda: "Oh, so what do you know about this place?"

(Y/N): "Well 8 years ago everyone on this planet used to fight each other to the death for entertainment for the subjects of a golden cosmic god called The Oscar. They've been bashing each other for who knows for how long until one day they decided to form a revolution and killed The Oscar. Then they decided to leave those arenas and found an empty spot in the universe and Ego made a planet for everyone to live on and now they live in peace. Heroes, villains, and antiheroes are all living under one roof and they're getting along after 8 years."*to Iron Man*"Hey, can we stay here for a week?"

Iron Man: " Sure kid."

Later, we see you at a restaurant in Goth-tropolis talking to Dr. Strange.

(Y/N): "Okay, your next movie is coming up and you have no idea what it's about."

Dr. Strange: "I used the Time Stone to look into the future where the movie is out but it keeps changing, I'm flying blind here."

(Y/N): "Well a guy who makes videos in the closet made a theory based on the footage from the trailer, America Chavez has the power to travel to other universes and your evil self didn't get his hands working again, you'll learn lessons from MCU Spider-Man, a multiversal version of a team of heroes called the Illuminati will be consisting of past live action marvel characters before the MCU, MCU Quicksilver will come back, Scarlet Witch will be looking for her kids, and Iron Man will comeback but be played as Tom Cruise. And on the plus side, there won't be any Ralph Bohners at all. Again it's just a theory."

Dr. Strange: " What kind of theory is that?"

(Y/N): "A Film Theory. Trust me, the first live action version of Illuminati will make Andrew Garfield and Toby Mcguire Spider-Men in Spider-Man: No Way Home look like a small group of friends when your movie comes out. Plus your next movie will take place after No Way Home and season 1 of Loki. So that's a win."

Dr. Strange: "I hope that theory will be confirmed once the movie is out."

(Y/N): "On May 6th. Man, this place is so nice."

Dr. Strange: "Yeah. So how did you get here anyways?"

(Y/N): "Oh we went through a hole in reality."

Dr. Strange: "Really?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, man this planet is huge. I bet Ego is compensating for something."

We then see the girls that heard your statement laughed out loud as Dr. Strange, Thanos, and Ultron were confused.

(Y/N): "What? All I said was that I think that Ego is compensating for something."

Ultron: "I don't get it."

(Y/N): "Well Thanos had a gauntlet with the infinity stones on it, so I think he's compensating for something."

We then see the girls laugh harder as Thanos gets a little self conscious.

Thanos: "I'm feeling a bit self-conscious right now."

(Y/N): "Why?"*to Makari*"What do you think, Makari?"

Makari: *in sign language*"You made a penis joke."

(Y/N): "I don't know what a penis joke is."

Makari: *facepalms*

(Y/N): " What?"

Later, we see Carambola gathering some supplies for the ship and she is carrying 500 tons worth of food as we see you and Gilda following Carambola and you see that Carambola is a bit nervous.

(Y/N): "Caram, you okay?"

Carambola: "Nothing, just got a lot of work to do."

(Y/N): "If you can tell us what's wrong we-"

Carambola: "NOTHING'S WRONG!"*clears her throat*"Sorry."*puts the supplies on the ground*"Why would anything be wrong? I'm fine, we're fine and I'm not nervous."*eye twitches*

(Y/N): Your eye is-

Carambola:

(insert song here)

We see Carambola breathing with intensity.

(Y/N): " Okay first not telling me what's wrong and singing? Seriously, what's wrong?"

Carambola: "Sorry, it's just that we are surrounded by dozens of people who chased us around back on our planet. I just feel like something bad will happen to us now."

(Y/N): " This is Fanfictasia, a planet full of people who remember stuff that never happened in real life, what's the worst that could happen?"

Carambola: " Well you got a point."

(Y/N): "Besides we're staying for a week and this is their reality and not ours."

Carambola: " Yeah, I guess you're right if only Earth was like these people."

(Y/N): "A planet full of cosplayers."

Gilda and Carambola: *giggles*

Gilda: "You're right."

Carambola: "One giant convention."

(Y/N): "Hey do any of you know what a penis joke is?"

Gilda: "Uhh..."

Carambola: " Um well it's a- um w-well you see it's-" *to Gilda*"Help me out here."

Gilda: "Ummm..."

(Y/N): "Is it when I make a comment about something big, like if Ego's planet is big cause I was thinking he's compensating for something."

Gilda: " Uh, um, yes..."

(Y/N): "Cool."

Gilda: "Don't say them again."

Carambola: " Ever."

(Y/N): "Okay."

After a week has passed, we see you and the girls leaving the planet and head back to the hole in reality.

(Y/N): "That was a fun week, time to head home."

Carambola: " Yeah, back to a world where everyone on earth is after you."

(Y/N): "Well everyone on our Earth is after me, besides thanks to the new upgrades to the ship, we can hop into different universes and travel through time now."

Carambola: " Eh I guess, but it's moments like these where I want people on Earth to not chase us."

(Y/N): "Yeah you're right. But now we can go anywhere in the timeline or in the multiverse."

Gilda: "I guess you're right."

(Y/N): "Let's make a time travel plan."*pulls out a hologram of all of time in your universe*"Where to next, girls?"

Next: Chapter 2: Medieval Times

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