Name Fiasco!

Everyone is online.

Hiccup_Haddock: Hey guys.

AstraTheFearless19: Do you need something, Haddock? It's the middle of the night.

CrazyAxeLady: Whoa, what's up with you?

AstraTheFearless19: Ask Mr. Sarcasm over there. 😡

Hiccup_Haddock: By Odin's--- I swear, Astrid. I already apologized 18 times today.

xRuffNutx: What did you do now, butt-elf?

Hiccup_Haddock: Okay, come on, lay off on the insults.

KABOOM: Yea, Ruff, don't be such a pig-head!

xRuffNutx: *Gasp* TUFFNUT THORSTEN, HOW COULD YOU CALL YOUR OWN SISTER THAT???

KABOOM: STAHP STEALING MA SIGNATURE WAY OF TEXTING!!!

Hiccup_Haddock: Is 'Pig-head even a real insult?

KABOOM: ARE YOU A REAL VIKING?

Hiccup_Haddock: ......... touché.......

AstraTheFearless19: I'm mad at Hiccup, but Tuff, that was low even for you.

KABOOM: THATS BECAUSE I'M AT AN ALL TIME LOW LOW LO-LO-LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LO-LO-LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW

........... too soon?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe:

Hiccup_Haddock: HAHAHAHAHAHA, SNOTLOUT WHAT IS THAT?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: IDK. I was looking through the box thing and I found this. It said 'gif'. I figured now would be a good time to use it... so Tuffnut, stop it. Go get some help.

AstraTheFearless19: I hate complimenting you, Snot-hat, but that was a good one.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: AAAWW, THANK YOU ASTRID!!

AstraTheFearless19: ......... aaaand this is why I communicate using violence.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Whoa, guys.... what's this?

Mrs.Jorgenson: What's what?

Mrs.Jorgenson: OH MY THOR WAT JUST HAPPENED???

xRuffNutx: Uh, Astrid, is that you?

Mrs.Jorgensen: I WILL KILL YOU SNOTLOUT!!!!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe:

SmartyPantz56: This is funn!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Think so?

Fishface: What the.... SNOTLOUT!!!!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hehehe.... 😈 I did nothing.

Hiccup_Haddock: Snotlout, I don't know what you're doing, but I suggest you stop.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I suggest you check your name, Haddock.

BossyDragonFailure: What do you..... oh.

BossyDragonFailure: *sigh* There are days when I question your sanity, Snotlout.

BossyDragonFailure: Today is not one of those days.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe:

Mrs.Jorgensen: Ruff, Tuff? Got something to say?

KABOOM: NO THANKS, I LIKE MY NAME.

xRuffNutx: Yea, why is Snotlout the one figuring everything out? I would think it would be one of the smart ones. You know, Fishlegs, Hiccup. Maybe even Astrid.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Are you calling me dum? 😠

Thing_1: No? SNOTLOUT, WHAT THE LOKI!!

Thing_2: HAHAHA, RUFF LOOK AT YOUR NAME--- Wait a second. SNOTLOUT!!!!! 😡😡😡😡

Mrs.Jorgensen: Tuff, did you stop talking in all caps for a second there????

Thing_2: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HOFF? I'M TOO LAZY TO TURN IT OFF, REMEMBER?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Okay, who else needs a nickname?

BossyDragonFailure: Heather's been aweful quiet.

CrazyAxeLady: 😡😡😡 Hiccup, really?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: How could I forget Heather? Hehehe..... 😈

Mrs.Jorgenson: OMG HEATHER RUN!

HeatherJorgenson_13: OH MY THOR. OH GODS. ASTRID, HELP!!!!!

BossyDragonFailure: Guys, I have an idea of how to get out of this, I think... it's gonna take me awhile so sit tight.

Mrs.Jorgenson: AWHILE? I'm giving you 5 minutes! And even that's too much!

BossyDragonFailure: Astra, you know I can't do it in 5 minutes. Be reasonable.

Mrs.Jorgenson: first of all, don't call me that. You lost that opportunity.

Mrs.Jorgenson: Second, be reasonable???? LOOK AT MY NAME, HICCUP, do you think im gonna be the epitome of REASONABLE at the moment??? I could kill everyone in this chatroom, and you'd be first!!

BossyDragonFailure: Ouch, Ast-rid. And why don't you try on the 'tech-genius' title for once??? It's hard being smart. So give me 20 minutes and I'll have you out of that horrid nickname. BUT LEAVE ME ALONE, so I can work!

Thing_1: Should me remind them we're still here?

Thing_2: Nahhhhhhhh

Mrs.Jorgenson: No, I'm not going to be REASONABLE right now!!! My name is currently Mrs. Jorgenson! I'm UTTERLY HUMILIATED. This is a matter of pride, Haddock, that you wouldn't know about.

BossyDragonFailure: Really, Astrid? Just look at my name!!! I'm trying, okay? GODS.

Mrs.Jorgenson: HA. Your name isn't even that bad. Besides, I would think you'd be used to those names by now, you heard them so much when we were smaller.

BossyDragonFailure: ................

Thing_2: ................

Thing_1: ................

Fishface: ..................

HeatherJorgenson_13: ................

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 😲😲😲😲 Astrid!!!

Mrs.Jorgenson: OH MY THOR, what did I just do?

Thing_2: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU JUST DID??? YOU INSULTED HICCUP, THAT'S WHAT!

Thing_1: Yea Astra, "that's low even for you."

HeatherJorgenson_13: I am in shock. I never thought you'd ever say that, Astrid.

BossyDragonFailure: I never thought she'd say that either.

BossyDragonFailure is offline.

Mrs.Jorgenson: What have I done? 😢

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: You just ruined whatever relationship you had with Hiccup, that's what.

Literally everyone: SHUT UP, SNOTLOUT!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Okay! Okay! Sorry! I just thought I would mention---

Thing_1: Does it look like we care, Snotlout??? You messed everything up!!! You ruined Hiccstrid. That is a thing that can never be forgiven.

Thing_2: I SUGGEST THAT YOU CHANGE OUR NAMES BACK. NOW.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Okay, fine.

xRuffNutx:*sigh of relief* thank Gods.

KABOOM: IDK ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M HUNGRY.

SmartyPantz56: Yea me too.

Everyone but AstraTheFearless19 is offline.

AstraTheFearless19: Hiccup?

AstraTheFearless19: Hicc? I know you're here.

Hiccup_Haddock is online.

Hiccup_Haddock:  first of all, don't call me that. You lost that opportunity.

Hiccup_Haddock: Second, what do you want with this failure, oh great Astrid 'the Fearless' Hofferson? 

AstraTheFearless19: Hiccup... you know i didn't mean that. I swear I never meant to hurt you.

Hiccup_Haddock: It still hurts, you know?

AstraTheFearless19: Yeah. It was a low blow. I'm so sorry.

Hiccup_Haddock: Its okay, Astrid... it's just, I thought I'd left those names behind me, you know? I thought I'd proven myself.

AstraTheFearless19: You did, Hiccup. You really did. No one thinks of you in the same way anymore.

Hiccup_Haddock: Well, how do I know that?

AstraTheFearless19: How many times since you killed the Red Death have you been called 'Loser,' or 'useless' or 'failure'?

Hiccup_Haddock: I could count them on one hand, I guess.

AstraTheFearless19: And even then it was just teasing. You know that.

Hiccup_Haddock: I guess. What did i do to deserve you, Astrid?

AstraTheFearless19: Many things. Are you forgetting the countless times you've saved us or gotten us out of complicated scrapes? And I'm betting there will be more in the future, too. You're a hero, Hiccup. You deserve the world.

Hiccup_Haddock: Thanks, Astrid. I feel a lot better.

AstraTheFearless19: Good. 😁

Hiccup_Haddock: So, you wanna go on a midnight flight?

AstraTheFearless19: 🤔

Hiccup_Haddock: 🙁

AstraTheFearless19: I thought you'd never ask.

Hiccup_Haddock: 😊 Shall we go, Milady?

AstraTheFearless19: yes we shall. 😁

AstraTheFearless19 and Hiccup_Haddock are offline.

xRuffNutx: Should we tell them that we saw the whole thing?

Everyone else: Nahhhhhhhhhhh

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