Late Night Thoughts

KABOOM: Is anyone on?

AstraTheFearless19: Tuffnut, it's the middle of the night. What do you want?

Hiccup_Haddock: guys. Sleep.

AstraTheFearless19: it's Tuff, Hiccup.

KABOOM: Well you were the one that replied to my text.

SmartyPantz56: Why are you texting us? What's wrong? I was in the middle of a dream where Meatlug and
I had found a--

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: guys, I was getting my beauty sleep!

AstraTheFearless19: your 'beauty sleep' has failed you for 18 years. Why would it be working now?

CrazyAxeLady: THANK you Astrid.

TuffHater#1: Amen, sister.

KABOOM: Snotlout, dude, do you need some ice for that burn?

Hiccup_Haddock: yeah... we've got some snow up on the mountain, unless you want to get your head ripped off by a Snow Wraith like you almost did last time. Either way we don't care.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: you and I remember last time very differently.

TuffHater#1: Hiccup is so much sassier at night.

TuffHater#1: I like that.

CrazyAxeLady: ......

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ......

SmartyPantz56: ......

KABOOM: ......

Hiccup_Haddock: ??????

AstraTheFearless19: !!#%$&#*

KABOOM: So... we're certain Ruff and I are twins, right?

CrazyAxeLady: Not anymore.

SmartyPantz56: does anyone even remember why we're up? Is Astrid raving again?

AstraTheFearless19: I am going to hurt you.

CrazyAxeLady: nah, she's good.

Hiccup_Haddock: My friends are psychopaths.

AstraTheFearless19: the only reason we hang out with you is because you're crazy. We don't hang with boring people.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: So true, babe, so true.

AstraTheFearless19: you realize I HATE you, right?

Hiccup_Haddock:😂😂😂

AstraTheFearless19: 😂😂😂

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 😢😢😢

CrazyAxeLady: you guys are hilarious. Astrid, do you have something to tell Hiccup?

AstraTheFearless19: Zip it, Heather. The only reason I even told you was because I was drunk, now leave it be.

Hiccup_Haddock: Does ANYONE know what's going on?

KABOOM: I haven't got a clue.

Hiccup_Haddock: Yeah, we know.

TuffHater#1: That is hurtful, Haddock.

CrazyAxeLady: 👰👰👰🤰🤰🤰👪

AstraTheFearless19: I fricking hate you, Heather.

Hiccup_Haddock: Astrid, what is going on?

AstraTheFearless19: I know where you sleep, Heather.

CrazyAxeLady: OH THOR SHE'S SERIOUS!!!

Hiccup_Haddock: ASTRID WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW????

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: don't worry, Heather, if Astrid kicks you out, you can always move in with me!

CrazyAxeLady: i'd stay with the twins before I spent the night at your house, Snothat.

KABOOM: REJECTEDDDD!!!

TuffHater#1: 😂😂😂 and the plot thickens!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I know you and Astrid are just playing hard to get, Heather.

Hiccup_Haddock: Snotlout, no means no.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Why do you care about who Astrid ends up with?

SmartyPantz56: you gonna tell her now?

Hiccup_Haddock: I will kill you, Fishlegs. I'm capable of it.

AstraTheFearless19: ......

TuffHater#1: Brother, did you just hear what I heard?

KABOOM: What, dear sister, did you heard?

SmartyPantz56: its actually hear---

TuffHater#1: don't interrupt, Fishlegs. I heard, brother, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III threatening Sir Fishlegs Ingerman.

KABOOM: Ahh, yes, dear sister, I heard said threat. I have yet to recover from the shock myself.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: you two are idiots. Hiccup doesn't threaten. Ever. It's unheard of.

CrazyAxeLady: BOOM. You just heard of it.

AstraTheFearless19: .......What?

KABOOM: poor, confused Astrid. She doesn't know what to think.

TuffHater#1: it's okay, Astrid, I'm sure Hiccup had an explanation. After all, ruthless threatening is Astrid's thing.

Hiccup_Haddock: ....you lost me.

AstraTheFearless19: Yeah, I'm gone.

SmartyPantz56: you guys, it's 3 in the morning. Just go to bed.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Yeah, I still need my beauty sleep.

AstraTheFearless19: Snotlout, we've been over this! Do I need to repeat my burn?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: ....no....

Hiccup_Haddock: Thank you. Now, goodnight, guys!

AstraTheFearless19: Goodnight, Hiccup!

CrazyAxeLady: What about the rest of us?

AstraTheFearless19: Heather, you're literally on the same room as me. Come on. And as for the rest of you-- Hiccup is the only one worth talking to. Except maybe Ruffnut.

TuffHater#1: ☝️☝️☝️😢😢😢😊😊😊

KABOOM: okay, Ruff, overboard on the faces.

Hiccup_Haddock: Goodnight everyone. Astrid-- 😊😊😊

AstraTheFearless19: 😊😊😊

TuffHater#1: Hiccup and Astrid... Astrup? Hicast? Oh, HICCSTRID.

KABOOM: Hiccstrid, definitely.

Hiccup_Haddock:😑😑😑

AstraTheFearless19: 😑😑😑

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 😑😑😑

TuffHater#1: Fine. Goodnight.

CrazyAxeLady: you guys are cute. Goodnight!

KABOOM: Goodnight peeps!!

Hiccup_Haddock: 'night guys.

AstraTheFearless19: Night.

SmartyPantz56:I totally agree, Heather.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: gee, you guys take forever to say goodnight. And seriously? HICCSTRID? You know it's Snotstrid forever.

Hiccup_Haddock: go to bed before I go to your hut and knock you out myself.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: you threatened me.

Hiccup_Haddock: I'm tired.

AstraTheFearless19: GO TO BED BEFORE I LOCK YOU TWO IN A HUT TOGETHER.

Hiccup_Haddock, AstraTheFearless19, SmartyPantz56,
AllDaLadiesLoveMe,
CrazyAxeLady,
TuffHater#1
And KABOOM are offline.

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