Hiccup: Hiccup_Haddock

Astrid: AstraTheFearless19

Snotlout: AllDaLadiesLoveMe

Ruffnut: TuffHater#1

Tuffnut: KABOOM

Fishlegs: SmartyPantz56

Heather: CrazyAxeLady

Dagur: I'mDeranged

Stoick: StoickTheVast

Hiccup_Haddock: hey guys, you on?

AstraTheFearless19: uh, Hiccup, what is this? I'm in my house and talking to you at the same time.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hiccup, my man, this is awesome.

SmartyPantz56: seriously, Snotlout? Why that name?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Cuz it's true.

TuffHater#1: Hahahaha. That's really funny, Snotlout. Hilarious. You realize we all hate you, right?

AstraTheFearless19: Yeahhh, for once I have to agree with Ruffnut.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: It's okay, babe, I know you secretly love me.

KABOOM: is anyone else enjoying this as much as I am?

Hiccup_Haddock: um, no, not really.

SmartyPantz56: Come on, Hicc, you gotta admit it's kinda funny.

Hiccup_Haddock: okay, maybe a little, but I'm not enjoying it.

CrazyAxeLady: Hiccup, I can hear your laughing. You forget Astrid's hut is right next to yours.

Hiccup_Haddock: okay, yeah, im probably enjoying this more than i should be.

AstraTheFearless19: Hiccup, I'm gonna kill you when I'm finished with Snotlout.

KABOOM: Ohh, H, you better hide in a bunker somewhere.

Hiccup_Haddock: she won't actually kill me, right?

CrazyAxeLady: She just came in here, grabbed her axe and left. You're screwed.

Hiccup_Haddock: thank you for your vote of confidence, Heather.

TuffHater#1: hey, has anyone seen Snotlout?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: hsjd bff nrnfkdkdrjrbejejdjfjntbfhcjdjekendffmdkednfbxjdjenfbftbrk

AstraTheFearless19: I have. 😈😈😈

Hiccup_Haddock: yeahhh... TOOTHLESS LET'S GO.

SmartyPantz56: See you when Astrid stops hating you!!

KABOOM: Who wants to watch Hiccup get beat up by Astrid?

TuffHater#1: Ohhhhh me me me!!!👋

CrazyAxeLady: I'm not missing this.

SmartyPantz56: you guys... wait for me I'm coming too.

Hiccup_Haddock: some friends you guys are-- OWWW, ASTRID!!!

CrazyAxeLady:😇😇😇

SmartyPantz56: Hiccup, are you okay? Oh Gods. Someone should fetch Gothi.

TuffHater#1: not me. Someone make the clouds of corn!!!

KABOOM: Sounds good, sis. I'll melt the yak butter.

CrazyAxeLady: don't look at me. I'm getting rid of Snotlout's body.

SmartyPantz56: IS HE DEAD???

CrazyAxeLady: Nahhhh. But he probably will be after I burn him.

Hiccup_Haddock: You can't burn Snotlout-- GODS, ASTRID, IM SORRY, OKAY?!?!?!

CrazyAxeLady: Why not? It's Snotlout.

Hiccup_Haddock: ASTRID! WHAT THE THOR ARE YOU DOING??? Sorry, anyway, he may be a pain in the butt, but he's my cousin, and my dad and Spitelout would kill me.

KABOOM: If Astrid doesn't kill you first.

AstraTheFearless19: Oh, don't worry, Hiccup will be dead before then. Go ahead and burn Snotlout.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: guys? What's going on?

CrazyAxeLady: oh, you know, debating how we should kill you.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: WHAT?

TuffHater#1: we were leaning towards burning, but strangulation is good too.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I'm not worried. Astrid won't let you guys burn me. She's my baby.

AstraTheFearless19: Memo to me--MEMO TO ME, maim you after I'm done with Hiccup.

KABOOM: I'm laughing really hard right now! 😂

AstraTheFearless19: Go on, laugh your heart out. I'm coming for you next.

SmartyPantz56: Is it your time of the month or something?

CrazyAxeLady: I'm telling you right now, you shouldn't have said that.

AstraTheFearless19: GAHHHH FISHLEGS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

CrazyAxeLady: Don't worry, it's perfectly normal for a girl to go on a rampage and destroy everyone on this island when it's her time of the month.

Hiccup_Haddock: Is there any way to help her?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: of course, Hiccup just got badly beaten up and he's worried about my future girlfriend.

AstraTheFearless19: I. HATE. YOU. ALL!!!!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Of course, I'm slightly worried for my life. 😱😱😱

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Hiccup_Haddock: What happened to Snotlout?

KABOOM: SHE'S CHASING ME WITH HER AXE!!!

CrazyAxeLady: to answer your question, Hiccup, no, there is no way to help her. Just stay out of her way.

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SmartyPantz56: well, there goes Tuff. I better go pray.

TuffHater#1: this whole thing is hilarious for me and Heather.

SmartyPantz56: Amsnd ftbrneke krmrnrnwnenrnrnrjrjrk3rnrnrkekke4kj

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CrazyAxeLady: wanna go watch Fishlegs and Snotlout get killed?

TuffHater#1: .......

Hiccup_Haddock: .......

TuffHater#1: .......

Hiccup_Haddock: .......

TuffHater#1: yeahhhhhh.

Hiccup_Haddock: Lets go.

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