Aka I'm making MineCraft player logic painfully prominent, right down to how horrifying it would be to the Steves :>

(Heads up this gets a little disturbing here and there)

Basically I'm taking all player logic and making it 'realistic' to how it would be in the world of RQ, and not just 'he's secretly just a human on a computer', nah, this is an AU where MC is real life to everybody.

Sabre joining that first world before he followed Void in disguise into the tomb? He just- spawned. Created like a Steve would be except nothing was there. Usually other players would know he had spawned and go to find him, but by the time they got there Sabre had already went to the tomb.

Player strength? Yep, boi can lift up anvils, heavy blocks, pretty much anything. And I'm not talking about the inventory at the moment, nah, he's just straight up lifting them. Also, the breaking things. In this AU Sabre wasn't put into Adventure Mode, so he just breaks obsidian or other tough blocks with his hands. No one can keep him contained >:)

Speaking of it, the inventory? Little pocket dimension that appears as a tiny little portal in Sabre's hands. He puts stuff in, and can take that stuff out anytime he wants. Including big fricken weapons or other things that shouldn't logically be able to go in.

Changing appearance? Sabre just pulls a horror movie move and just- shifts anytime he wants. It's very, very disturbing to the Steves. And probably would be to us too if we just saw someone reconfigure their entire body structure to turn into a not naturally possible hybrid of something- Oh yeah and it works with clothes too. Can turn any clothing item into a different clothing item.

Respawning? Just as horrifying as changing appearance is. If Sabre ever 'dies', a few seconds later his body reconstructs entirely in the blink of an eye and he's fine. Loses all his stuff to whatever killed him though, if it's something that can do that, like lightning or lava.

You're probably wondering how he could respawn after 'dying' in lava. Well, his melted/burned half-regenerating body crawls out of the lava pool and back to safety, then he fully regenerates. Horrifying, I know :D

Healing over time? Literally just regeneration. Like, in a few seconds it's like a sword wound was never there. Works with limbs too, cut off a limb and in a few seconds the sliced one disappears and he grows a new one before anyone can question what in the frick just happened.

Crafting knowledge? He knows everything, basically. Whenever Steves ask 'How?' he's just like 'I dunno man, I just can.' This applies to everything you can make in a crafting table btw. And potion brewing, that too. Just one-ups literally everybody when it comes to making stuff. And it's always best quality too, he makes the craftspeople and blacksmiths jealous when he does it. They're lucky he doesn't like crafting much lol-

The 'constantly carrying food due to quickly falling hunger bar' thing? Yeah that too, he has the downsides as well. The Steves have chalked it up to multiple of his abilities having that downside at once. Rainbow Steve and Time (depends on the arc) help him with that problem. Tbh Time helps better with it cuz he used to have to cook for Elemental lol-

Never getting sick and can't really lose sanity? That makes a lot of people jealous. Sabre kind of eventually starts to hate it though, because then people are constantly sending him through hazardous places.

Commands? Can't really use them now, but when in Spectator mode due to Shadow stealing his body (basically the Darkness forced his 'soul' out to give Shadow a blank vessel and Sabre is very mad about it), he haunts all the bad guys using commands. Spawning stuff, summoning lightning, moving things, he is a menace to society. Well, more of a menace than usual. This time it's intentional.

So yeah. Player logic. The Steves constantly wonder what abyssal eldritch gateway to wherever-the-heck-eldritch-beings-hang-out Sabre crawled out of.

Wanna know the funny part?

Sabre is oblivious to all of this player logic and has no clue what he is.

Like, Sabre is just like 'Wait, that's not normal?' whenever the Steves freak out at one of his 'powers'. Oblivious. All the time. And because he had no other players around to explain and no Steve knows what he is, Sabre probably just thinks he's a really, really weird mutation of some kind of Steve to the point he's a new species. Just-

"What on earth ARE you?!"

"I have no idea! :D"

Aaaand nobody ever explains to him. Unless the Sky People are somehow involved in the AU but I have no ideas for that :b

Anyway, situations, because these will probably give you guys a better idea of what I'm going on about lol:

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(When Faceless copies Sabre. Faceless somehow got captured while disguised as Sabre and got everybody mixed up, so now they're trying to figure out who's the real one, also the Yellow King is there because. Sabre and Faceless are standing next to each other while surrounded.)

Yellow King: How are we supposed to figure this out...

Rainbow: I dunno, they look exactly the same.

Sabre: Hey wait, hit us both with lightning.

Faceless: What-

Y.K: What?

Anyone With Sense: What?

Rainbow: Ohhh, that's right! Sabre can't technically die, so if we hit them both with lightning, the real Sabre will survive no matter what and the imposter... won't.

Sabre: Yeah! Do it!

Y.K: ...I find that hard to believe.

Rainbow: I did too, until Nightmare made us find out the disturbing way.

Faceless: (nervous sweating)

Sabre: (smug) You're awfully quiet there.

(Faceless ends up chickening out, undisguising, and running. They eventually catch him and things play out as normal.)

—

(The Steves find out about the appearance change thing. Sabre, Orange, and LC are surrounded by Darkness in the sieged Yellow Kingdom.)

LC: What are we supposed to do?!

Orange: There's no way out...

Sabre: I have an idea, but you're not gonna like it-

Orange and LC: Do it.

Sabre: Okay!

(Sabre proceeds to do a horrifyingly disturbing change from chicken to spider hybrid, grabs his friends, and climbs onto the ceiling. Silence between the three as the Darkness confusingly stares up at them.)

Orange: ...Sabre?

Sabre: Yeah?

Orange: That was useful, but please for the love of all that's holy NEVER do that again.

Sabre: Fair enough.

LC: (frozen in fear and internally screaming)

—

(How Sabre went from chicken man to normal. Also for reasons so this won't be weird, Sabre always has his current skin's outfit and just is a hybrid. Doesn't look like a onesie.)

Sabre: All of these feathers are getting annoying...

Rainbow: Well, you can't really choose what you are-

(Sabre shapeshifts all the feathers away, it looks like they just disappear into his skin.)

Rainbow: OORRRR THAT- SABRE, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS-

Sabre: Sorry- It was like- A reflex or something-

—

(During the Darkness arc, what's supposed to be the Corrupted Arc specifically. Light is overlooking Void's now very chaotic volcano base and talking to a few scouts, one of which is a Blue Steve.)

Light: Any idea what's been going on?

Scout: Well uh... seems like they're being haunted by something.

Blue Scout: And consider that it keeps yelling at the Shadow to 'give his body back', we're very sure Sabre's haunting them.

Light: ...Never thought I'd be glad about his unusual abilities' antics, but here we are.

Scout: Yeah, Void and his lackeys was too occupied with dealing with all of the chickens to realize we were even there.

Light: Chickens-?

Scout: Sabre filled half of the rooms with chickens somehow.

Light: Ah.

—

(Void finally regrets his decisions. Light and other people chilling at the Rainbow Hub shelter.)

Void: (quickly opening up a portal and shoving uncorrupted Sabre through) JUST TAKE HIM BACK-

(Portal closes and Sabre falls face first onto the floor. Everyone stares for a minute while Sabre looks up.)

Sabre: Hey, I'm back.

Light: ...Did you really drive him that crazy?

Sabre: Yep.

Light: Good.

—

(Sabre and some people going through a cave for mining. They're walking near lava when one of the group accidentally shoves Sabre in.)

(Panic ensues from the group. Suddenly, half-melted body shoots an arm out of the lava and crawls out, then Sabre regenerates back into himself.)

Sabre: What the heck man? I lost all my stuff.

People: ...what.

—

That's all I can think of for now, might do more stuff with this cuz it's funny =v=

Whoever claims, you're probably gonna have so much fun with this one lol.