Had a funny idea that can cause both hilarious shenanigans and wonderful angst if the claimer wants-

In this AU, Sabre has three older brothers, who I think you'll all recognize; Herobrine, Enderbrine, and Netherbrine, with Sabre himself being the youngest. They also have Null as a sort of cousin, but anyway-

Their creators still had to follow certain rules, so when making the brothers, it sort of acted like a Punnett square. Everything went fine with the first three, but when creating Sabre, he ended up getting no supernatural abilities but all of the physical abilities. Instead of seeing this as a bad thing, though, their creators saw it as a way of balancing out the powers between them. And so, the first beings of the world were created: the being of the Overworld, the being of the End, the being of the Nether, and the first Player.

Time passed. They met their older cousin, the being of the Void. They discovered their skills and powers, learning how to use them properly and master them. They built, they fought, they played, they explored, and all the other things that people do. When they grew bored, they traveled to other worlds, and of course messed with a mortal or two occasionally. Sabre learned how to disguise himself among normal players easily, eventually figuring out a way for his brothers to disguise themselves as well so they could join in on the fun.

However, things don't last. The world moves on. They didn't know how, but one day the elder three suddenly lost all contact with and any trace of the youngest. They never knew where he went.

Fast forward to a little over three years later. The story of RQ is said and done. Having pleaded with his creators to stay, Sabre managed to get both him and Time Steve back to the Realm, although they were gone for quite a few months. They settled back into the village, and finally had a chance to just live as the Realm was finally peaceful.

But of course, we know a saying; you open the door to one, you open the door to all of them.

(That's an early SS reference in case nobody gets it-)

Unknowingly to Sabre, his return to the Realm had caused a blip on his older brothers' radar since he had used their creators' abilities to bring he and Time back. Because of this, they were finally able to locate where he is.

What follows is the three unceremoniously teleporting in next to the Leaders' meeting building, and when the Leaders go to check it out they give a quick description of Sabre and ask if he's actually there, probably with a few times of Netherbrine having to be told to be polite.

What? They're called the Brothers of Chaos for a reason.

Anyway, cue the entirety of the Realm hearing boss music lol

The AU is pretty much open-ended at this point. Want it to just be a collection of funnies? Could the claimer make a villain and proceed to make a story? Perhaps both? I'm excited to see, honestly.

Anyway, situations:

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(When the three brothers first show up)

Herobrine: Hello, we're looking for our brother and were able to sense his presence here in this world, have you seen anybody that looks like us by chance?

Orange Leader: (Noticing they have very similar features) ...Is his name Sabre?

Herobrine: Yes.

Orange: Trouble magnet, says random nonsense sometimes, chaotic, talks to himself a lot, wears a blindfold?

Herobrine: Yeah, that's definitely him.

Netherbrine: Him talking to himself is actually him talking to spirits, by the way.

Enderbrine: (shoving Netherbrine) Shut-

Indigo Leader: I'm sorry he's been what-

—

(Netherbrine finds out about the Darkness seal over the World Below while talking with the Blue Leader)

 Netherbrine: Oh that's not necessary, I have a solution to keep those condemned souls in check.

Blue Leader: And that is?

Netherbrine: Me.

(Netherbrine teleports)

Blue Leader: ...Well, this will either end horribly or surprisingly well.

(Meanwhile)

Demon Steves: Why do I hear boss music?

—

Time: Hey Sabre?

Sabre: Hm?

Time: How come your brothers all have powerful supernatural abilities, but you... don't?

Sabre: (hiding his saltiness about it very well) So, you know how Punnett squares work?

Time: Yeah.

Sabre: Excellent start.

—

(The brothers finding out about the shenanigans Sabre's been up to)

Yellow Leader: -So that and another incident is why he's not allowed to be left alone near powerful things.

Enderbrine: You call that an incident? He's done worse.

Violet Leader: W-Wait what?

(Silence)

Herobrine: ...Oh. Oh he didn't tell you.

Netherbrine: (with a mischievous grin) Boy do we have some stories to share.

(Later)

Sabre: (walking into the room) Hey guys-

M: You built a railgun??

(Sabre stands there for a moment, then turns around and starts to walk out.)

M: No no no, you get back here-

—

(I wanted to include the 'why are you running' meme, but it can go either way with the Professor now going after Sabre's brothers too, or Sabre's brothers chasing the Professor after finding out about what he did to Sabre, so... yeah.)

—

(Why they wait a while before introducing Null.)

Anyone: You guys have a cousin too? Why don't you introduce him?

Sabre: (Thinking of how Null looks like a Darkness with glowing eyes) Well...

—

(Herobrine being a showoff to random people)

Herobrine: Hey, wanna see something cool?

Orange Steve: (A random woodcutter that was just minding his own business) ...Sure?

(Herobrine makes all the leaves on the nearby trees disappear)

Orange Steve: Wh-?

Herobrine: You're welcome.

—

Time: So, if your brothers control three different realms, why are those 'endermen' things appearing in all of them?

Sabre: Enderbrine uses them as a kind of security system to watch over everything, so if anything ever starts happening he can let us know about it before it gets out of hand.

Time: Oh, that's useful. Would've been nice to have that during the war with the Darkness.

Sabre: Yeah, it's handy. Although sometimes he uses it to mess with the rest of us just to be a little crap.

—

(Juuust brotherly things)

Village Leader: (Walking over to Sabre and Time's house to see Sabre and his brothers fighting each other in the backyard) ...What happened?

Time: (casually sipping his tea while reading a book) They were playing Uno. Things got heated. Netherbrine slapped Sabre in the face and it went downhill from there.

Village Leader: And this is... normal?

Time: They're not seriously fighting, this is just how they squabble. I've already gotten used to it.

(The quad of siblings accidentally drag each other into the pond)

Time: Oop- well, that'll cool them off.

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Okay, I'm done now hehe

100k special is coming btw, just don't have drawing motivation currently- I still want to draw stuff for it so I'm waiting for that lol