This was an idea I got based off of a song called "I don't really like your boyfriend" by Avenue Beat

In your unbiased opinion, your friend (and possible crush) was a mother freakin c a t c h. They were gorgeous, kind (maybe), and just a fun person the be around. They were the kind of person any man would want to date, or even be lucky to date.

So why on Earth were they dating this piece of trash-?

Their partner was disrespectful, envious to a whole new level, and treated them like a object instead of a living being. You tried to keep quiet about it, thinking you just didn't understand their relationship that well.

But then that complete and utter b a s t a r d had the a u d a c i t y to make them cry.

So you decided "fuck it" and went to tell your friend (and possible crush) that you don't really like their bf/gf.