It was a dark and very cold night, and we see 19 year old Lincoln Loud was driving in his car, heading towards a party that he was invited to. He didn't know who invited him, because the letter said it was from a "mysterious host", but he didn't want to be rude, so he decided to go along with it.

Lincoln was athletic thanks to Lynn's training. He has slightly long white hair, wearing an orange and white shirt, a red hoodie, black jeans and blue sneakers.

Lincoln: I wonder who sent me the invite? I guess I'll find out at the party.

He continued on driving, following the GPS on his phone. What he was confused about was that it was leading him straight into the woods.

Lincoln: Huh? The woods? Why would the host have a party in the woods? (Shrugs) oh well.

He continued on driving, following his GPS until it lead him right towards a large and spooky house.

Lincoln: Huh? Well this can't be right.

He looks at his GPS again, but it stated that he had arrived at his destination.

Lincoln: sigh... I guess this is the destination.

He tries to find a place to park. Only problem was….

Lincoln: Dang it, no driveway.l

He looked for some place to park, and just decided to park in the middle of the road.

Lincoln: I guess this will have to do.

He got out of his car, hoping that nothing bad happens to it.

Lincoln walks towards the large and spooky mansion as he looked around, seeing the creepy landscape and heard the sounds of owls echoing through the night.

Lincoln: This is creepy...

He arrived at the door and rang the doorbell, which made a horrifying laughing sound.

Lincoln: yikes! What kind of doorbell makes that sound?

He waits for someone to answer the door, but that never happened.

Lincoln: Huh? I guess no one's home.

He begins to turn back around but then hears the door slowly opening, much to his displeasure.

Lincoln gulps, turning around to see the door creaked open... but nobody was in sight.

Lincoln: Ok...

As if a force was pushing him, he slowly began to walk inside the house as well.

Lincoln looks inside the spooky house, seeing the place was indeed abandoned for years, the living room, fire place, artifacts, painting, etc, covered in dust and spider webs.

Lincoln: Ok, I think it's some kind of prank, a scary one. I've seen enough so now I'm gonna turn right around and head out the door-

Unfortunately for him, the door slammed shut and locked in front of his face.

Lincoln: Huh?! What?!

He ran and tried to open the door, but it was locked and he couldn't open it.

Lincoln: C'mon, c'mon open up!

While he was trying to open it up, something quietly zoomed by him, catching his attention.

Lincoln: What was that?!

Lincoln looks around the place, finding nothing there.

Lincoln: Okay... I'm hearing and seeing things that aren't there. I gotta find a way out of here.

While he looks for a way to leave, the figure zooms by him again.

Lincoln: it's probably just the wind or some rats, gotta keep looking for a way out.

The figure was looking at him from the shadows.

???: He came.... He finally came….

Lincoln went in the kitchen as he sees the backdoor.

Lincoln: Perfect!

Lincoln runs to the backdoor to open it but unfortunately it wouldn't budge either like the front door did.

Lincoln: Aww what?!

The figure follows him, staying in the shadow and watching him try to escape.

Lincoln: maybe I can find a window, yeah!

The figure waves a hand in the air, causing all of the windows to be locked right before Lincoln tries to open one.

Lincoln: C'mon open up!

Lincoln tried each window but they wouldn't budge.

The figure laughed as they looked on.

???: He looks so cute when he struggles.

Lincoln: Dang it... huff... huff... there's gotta be a way... huff... out of here!

The figure chuckled a bit, which caught his attention.

Lincoln: W-Who's there?!

The figure spoke in a cute yet cold female tone.

???: I'm here Lincoln.

Lincoln looks around but couldn't tell where the voice was coming from.

Lincoln: Who's there?! Show yourself!

The figure appears from the shadows with a smile on her face. She had a witch outfit, makeup, and a very huge muscular body. She also had a witch hat on that covered up her entire flowing black hair, and black boots as well. But her face is what caught his attention the most.

Lincoln: (stutters in fear) What the... you're... ha... ha... hai...

???: Yes Lincoln, I am Haiku. I am the one that sent you the invitation.

Lincoln: Y-You?

Haiku: That's right, I did.

Lincoln: (still scared) What happened to you?

Haiku: I turned into a witch, thanks to a witch that cursed me.

Lincoln: Witches? And apparently... I've gone crazy......... I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS CRAZY, SPOOKY HOUSE!!

Lincoln tries to run away.

But Haiku had other plans as she waved her hand in the air, making him stop in the air like he was frozen.

Lincoln: Hey! I can't move! Let me go!

Haiku walked over and stood in front of him.

Haiku: I know, I froze you there.

Lincoln: Let me out of here!

Haiku: If I do, then you would run away, and I don't want that to happen to the man that I love.

That's when Haiku leaned over to his cheek and gave him a kiss there.

Lincoln: (surprised) Huh?!

Haiku: I gave you a kiss.

Lincoln: I see that, but why?

Haiku: Because I love you.

Lincoln was shocked.

Haiku: Seems you're shocked. Why else would you think that you were the only one in my house?

Lincoln: Thought it was a prank and someone was trying to scare me.

Haiku: It's not Halloween night or April Fools.

Lincoln: Oh. But why me of all people?

Haiku: Because, you're handsome, smart, strong, and you know how to please a girl.

Lincoln: I don't understand, shouldn't you be into other goths since you're a goth? I'm not even a goth.

Haiku: I've loved you ever since we first met at the school dance.

Lincoln: You did? But I thought you and Clyde were dating.

Haiku: Me and Clyde's relationship didn't last long. He began to love Lori a lot more again and we soon drifted apart.

Lincoln: Sigh... typical Clyde. He's my friend but seriously, Lori's married to Bobby, find someone!

Haiku: I told him the same thing, but he wouldn't listen to me.

Lincoln: I see. Anyway, why would you love me though?

Haiku: I just told you. But I didn't think you would love me back, so I became a witch and made you come over to my house so I can see you again.

Lincoln: So the curse is true? How?

Haiku: While I was taking a walk in the woods, being upset after having an awful day, I came across an old person whom I didn't recognize. The old woman went over and accidentally pushed me into a pile of mud. I got infuriated and stood back up, punching the old woman in the gut.

Lincoln: Wasn't that harsh? She was an elder.

Haiku: When she saw me on the pile of mud, she laughed at me. But as I punched her in the gut, she fell down and clutched her stomach in pain. I was laughing at her after that, but that's when that happened.

Lincoln: That happened?

Haiku: She pointed at me and said "You will pay for this!" That's when she said some magical words and turned me into a really buff witch, cursing me that everyone will hate me and I will become a disgrace to society for the rest of my life.

Lincoln: Oh.

Haiku: For years I've been trying to find someone to love me again.

Haiku stated this as tears began to fall down her face.

Lincoln: (felt bad for her) ......

Haiku: The only person that wasn't cursed is you... *sob* And that's why I sent the letter.

Lincoln: Me...?

Haiku: Yes you….

Lincoln: I don't know what to say...

Haiku walked closer to him, tears still falling out of her eyes.

Haiku: Will you please love me?....

Lincoln saw the sadness and despair in Haiku's eyes, feeling sympathy for the goth now buff witch being cursed all her life. But he didn't feel no hate or disgust towards her... he felt... true love.

Lincoln: Haiku... I-

Haiku leaned over and gave him another kiss in hopes of good luck.

Haiku: Please......

Lincoln couldn't say no as his feelings rose to maximum affection and gave haiku a deep, passionate kiss, surprising her.

Haiku was surprised at first but them smiled inside as she returned the passionate kiss back to him.

Soon they broke the kiss, looking into each other's eyes.

Haiku smiled at him as she snapped her fingers, making him fall to the floor.

Lincoln: I can move again.

Haiku: I released you from my spell.

Though Haiku was surprised that Lincoln didn't run away from her.

Haiku: You aren't gonna run away from me?

Lincoln: No, I'm sorry this happened to you and I couldn't possibly leave you alone like this, it's rude. Plus, I have feelings for you too.

Haiku: Y-You do?

Lincoln: Yeah, after Ronnie Anne and I didn't work out. I noticed you during the times you were visiting Lucy, you were beautiful then and you're beautiful now.

Haiku blushed and wiped her tears away as she heard this.

Haiku: T-Thank you Lincoln. I didn't think you would pay much attention to me.

Lincoln; I would look away sometimes... cause I was afraid you would think I'm weird.

Haiku: I never thought you were weird. I was always thinking that you would think that I'm weird. That's why I was trying to hide my affection for you.

Lincoln: Oh.

Haiku: I guess I can't hide that anymore, because I'm hiding from the rest of the world.

Lincoln: I see. 

The buff witch got closer to Lincoln.

Haiku: At least you aren't hiding from me. I'm glad I was able to send that letter to a handsome man like you.

Lincoln blushes.

Lincoln: Aw shucks, Haiku. I'm not that handsome. Hehe.

Haiku: Yes you are, and you know it. You're just a bag of hot stuff right in front of me to love.

Lincoln blushes heavily.

Haiku waved her hand as the inside of the house changed, looking gothic and fancy, eerie purple lighting, the fireplace igniting warm fire, etc.

Lincoln was surprised. Haiku then picks him up in her bulky arms.

Haiku: So, how about we go out on a date, right here in my house?

Lincoln: Sure.

Haiku carried him to a table that she made appear from her hand. Then, she helped him sit down in the chair.

Lincoln: Whoa...

Haiku: Is there anything you would like to eat?

Lincoln: Hmmm.... You can surprise me.

Haiku smiled and made 2 plates appear, with the utensils and glasses and napkins needed for them. Then, she made the fanciest meal appear right in front of him. A full course meal, filled with everything that Lincoln desired, all on one plate.

Lincoln: Whoa... amazing….

Haiku: You wanted me to surprise you, and I did. I'm so glad you love it.

She then pulled up a chair and sat down herself.

Lincoln smiled as he enjoys the food as did Haiku.

While they were eating, Lincoln decided to start up a small conversation.

Lincoln: So Haiku, I know you said the old woman cursed you to become a witch but why the muscles though?

Haiku: Well.... I thought that since you were into heroes, you were also into stronger beings as well. And that meant stronger girls too. So, to get your love, I thought that I had to be stronger. But, I didn't think I would get these huge muscles.

She blushed a little as she flexed her left bicep, which rose to be about 20 inches.

Lincoln: Ok... so the witch made you buff?

Haiku: Yeah, she made me really buff. Do you like it?

Lincoln: Well, like I said when I noticed you during the times you were visiting Lucy, you were beautiful then and you're still beautiful now.

Haiku: Aww thanks Lincoln. I'm glad you at least love the new me.

Lincoln: No problem. 

The two finished their meals as they head to the living room, sitting by the fire illuminating from the fireplace.

Haiku: Sigh.... This is nice….

Lincoln: It sure is….

Haiku: From my past 7 years, this has been the best day of my life.

Lincoln: Neat. Same for me too.

Haiku then leaned onto Lincoln's shoulder, smiling even more as she moved closer to him so she could get in a better position.

Lincoln noticed what she was doing and smiled.

Haiku smiled and purred as she placed her hands on his arms and began to squeeze them.

Lincoln: Whoa there black cat, hehehe.

Haiku: Well this black cat is ready to pounce on you, purr….

Lincoln: No. Bad Haiku. Bad. Nonono. Down black cat. Nonono-

Haiku purred again as she pounced on him on her couch, smothering him with kisses.

Lincoln: Hahahaha! Stop that, that tickles, hahahaha!

Lincoln started laughing as she also began to tickle him and continue to smother him with kisses.

Lincoln: Hahahaha! Okay, I give!

She giggled as well as she stopped smothering him with kisses and tickling him, letting him breathe.

Lincoln: Huff... huff...

Haiku: Aww Lincoln.... Don't be tired out easily….

Lincoln: Huh?

Haiku: You're breathing kinda hard you know.... It makes you look....cute….

Lincoln blushed. 

Lincoln: Hehehe, thanks.

Haiku: No problem.

Lincoln: Now I want to do something for you.

Haiku: And what's that?

Lincoln: Lie down on your stomach.

Haiku blushed a bit and did what he told her to do, revealing her hardcore abs.

Lincoln then begins to put his hands on Haiku's back, gently massaging it as she gasped and moaned in relief

Haiku: Oooohhh.... I haven't had my back massaged in years.....

Lincoln: Yep, a special gift to you... (massages Haiku's back)

Haiku: Ooooohhh.... Thank you..... very much Lincoln.....

Lincoln: It's my pleasure, my love.

Haiku purrs even more as Lincoln continued to massage her back.

Lincoln: Hehehe, you really purr like a black cat, huh?

Haiku: Yes I do.... It's my specialty.....

Lincoln: I see.

Haiku: Black cats are my favorite cats after all.

Lincoln: Hehe.

Haiku purrs again just for him to hear.

Lincoln: Hehehe, I think that's enough on the massaging for tonight.

Haiku chuckles as he stops massaging her and sat up.

Haiku: How about I massage you next?

Lincoln: Naw I'm good. That was my gift to you for the dinner you made.

Haiku: Oh well. At least I got a good back massage from my one true love.

Lincoln chuckles.

Haiku chuckles as well as they both sit and rest by the fireplace.

Lincoln: The fire is nice and warm.

Haiku: Yes it is. It keeps all of the cold air out.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Haiku: So, anything you want to talk about?

Lincoln: Well... I was thinking since it was getting a little lonely in my apartment, maybe I could come live with you if that's okay-

Before he could finish, Haiku grabbed him and pulled him into a strong hug.

Haiku: Of course you can live with me!! I would totally love that!!

Lincoln: Thanks... agh. Haiku... easy on the strong hug...

Haiku: Oh, sorry Lincoln.

She blushed as she had let him go, making him breathe normally again.

Lincoln: It's okay...

Haiku: Should you go and get your stuff?

Lincoln: Maybe you can teleport it here with your dark powers, (ghost sounds while playfully waving his hands) Whoooooooo!!!

Haiku chucked and did just that, making all of his stuff appear.

Haiku: Here you go.

Lincoln: Wow thanks! Yaawwwnnnn.. now I'm starting to get a little tired...

Haiku: Let's go to your new room so I can set it up for you.

Lincoln: Nice.

Haiku grabs all of his stuff and carries it in her muscular arms, leading him to his new room.

Lincoln followed her upstairs to the new room Haiku set up for him.

Haiku placed all of the stuff down and waves her hand in the air, making Lincoln's room full of his stuff in it, and set up just how he likes it too.

Lincoln: Whoa... so cool.

Haiku: And all of this is just for you.

Lincoln: Thank you Haiku.

Haiku: No problem Lincoln.

Lincoln: Shall we rest for tonight, my love?

Haiku: Yes we shall, my love.

Soon, Haiku waved her hand as a huge bed appeared before them.

Haiku: There. A bed big enough for the both of us to fit on.

Lincoln: Cool. It'll be nice being with a beautiful and strong woman who I love deeply.

Haiku: Awww. It would be nice to sleep with a handsome and smart man who I love deeply as well.

Lincoln chuckled as he kissed Haiku.

Haiku chuckled and kissed him back.

Soon enough, both Haiku and Lincoln went to bed and went to sleep. For years, Haiku wasn't able to find someone to be with. But all of that has changed today, as the one true love of her life was able to be with her today, and perhaps for the rest of her life too! The love of Haiku and Lincoln has finally begun!

END RP