It was a partly cloudy day as we see an 18 year old Clyde McBride sitting on the bench at the park with a depressed look. He was slightly tall with a lean build, black hair and was wearing glasses. He was wearing a black and blue hoodie, black pants and sneakers.

Why he was here? He was heart broken about Lori, again he asks her out and she finally snaps and tells him off, calling him a creepy weirdo. And she was right... Clyde has a crazy love obsession with Lori since he was 11, a woman a few years older than him and married to Bobby, her true love. The snap from Lori opened his eyes... Clyde would never ever win lori's heart as he moved from her. 

Over the years, He tries finding girls his age to go out with him, but none were interested in him on account of being a spineless nerd.

So far, Clyde couldn't take it anymore.

Clyde: (age: 18) Sigh... what's the point?

He was depressed, unfortunate that he couldn't find true love at all. It was all like a curse to him, a curse that he feels might never be broken.

Clyde: I'm never gonna find a special someone to love, every one I know found someone, even my best friend Lincoln and His sisters are with someone special to them. But me... nothing... it's like a curse... 

Clyde gets up and walks home.

The sky got a little more cloudy, just to show how much luck for love he doesn't have.

Clyde entered his home with a sad face as he plops on the couch to see what's on TV 

Unfortunately for him, most of what was on T.V. was romance shows and love movies.

Clyde: Oh they're nothing good on TV anyway.

He turned it off as he heads to the kitchen to make something to eat.

He opened his fridge to see what he had. Thankfully, it was his favorite, Burpin Burgers.

Clyde: This oughta cheer me up...

He took out the bag and sat it on the table. Then, he got a memory of when he would eat at Burpin Burgers with Lincoln, sometimes even with Ronnie Anne.

Clyde: Ah, good times...

He began to warm up the burgers by putting them in the microwave.

Clyde: .....

Soon, the microwave beeped as it was done.

He then took them out and began to enjoy the burgers.

Clyde: Mmmm... delicious.

Soon enough, he finished all of the burgers and let out a huge belch.

Clyde: Ah, that's the stuff.

Clyde then heads upstairs as he was suddenly getting tired. That's funny, Clyde wasn't close to being tired.

Clyde: Yawwwwnnnn... that's odd, I wasn't feeling tired a minute ago..

While it was a strange feeling that he was getting tired, he couldn't fight the urge to stay awake for long.

Clyde: Soooo... Sleeeeepy....

Clyde fell to the ground as he fell asleep.

While he was asleep, a strange and very large spirit came by and picked him up, taking him somewhere no one knows.

Narrator: One moment later...

Clyde: (slowly wakes up) yawwwnnn.... that was a good nap... wait, where am I...?

He looked around and saw himself inside a large living room. But, it didnt look like his.

Clyde: What is this? This isn't my living room! This isn't my house!

He began to panic a little as he looked around. He saw nothing, nothing at all that he owned.

Clyde: This is creepy... I better get going.

He tried to find an exit to the house.

Clyde: C'mon, where's the eexi?

He searched high and low but couldn't find an exit.

Clyde: Nonono... there has to be a way out of here!

Suddenly, he heard a giggling sound from somewhere.

???: Hehehehehehe.....

Clyde: H-huh?!

Clyde looks around to see nothing there.

Clyde: I must be hearing things.

As he continued to search, he heard that giggling sound again.

???: Hehehehehehe.....

Clyde: Huh?! What the? 

Clyde looks around to see that nothing was around. He was starting to get creeped out.

Clyde: What was that...?

???: Hehehehe.... You can't find a way out can you?

Clyde: Gah!

Clyde looks around the whole area but couldn't find anyone there.

Clyde: W-what was that? Who's there?!

???: Hehehehehehe... I'm there. I'm everywhere....

Clyde Was getting more and more scared.

Clyde: I gotta get out of here.

Clyde runs for it, desperately trying to find a way out of this spooky house.

Unfortunately, he couldn't find a way out of the house. And all he kept hearing was the same laughter that he heard over and over again.

Clyde: (kept running) Let me out! Let me out of here!

???: Hehehehehehe... I don't think so. You're gonna be trapped in here forever!

Clyde: (kept running) No! Let me out of here! Someone help me! Get me out of here!

???: Face it Clyde! No one is here to save you! Hehehehehehe...

Clyde kept running through the spooky house, it felt like an endless maze, everything looks the same. It feels like he was running for eternity.

And the laughter kept echoing in his head over and over again, like a broken record.

Clyde: (kept running; covering his eyes) Gaaaaaaaahhhhh! I wanna go home!

???: Hehehehehehe.... This is your home now Clyde!

Clyde stops as he backed up against the walls, everything looks the same, no doors, no windows, no way out. He was getting creeped out of his mind.

It was insane. It was impossible. He felt like he was really trapped in there forever.

Clyde fell to his knees.

Clyde: No... no... this has to be a nightmare...

???: Hehehehehehe.... This isnt a nightmare Clyde. This is reality!!

Clyde: Noooooooooooo!!!!

His scream echoed throughout the entire mansion, and was even heard outside, causing some birds to fly away.

Clyde fell to the ground, sobbing in despair.

Clyde: Sob... no way... sob... there's no way out... sob...

That's when he heard laughter again, but this time, it wasn't haunting laughter.

???: Pfft Hahahahahaha!!!

Clyde: Sniff... H-huh?

???: Hahahahah!!! That was the best scare I ever gave someone in my life!!

Clyde: ....?! What's g-going on?

???: Hahahahaha!! I just scared the living daylight out of you!!

Clyde: I don't understand...? You scared me. Yeah, you did and was going to haunt me...

???: PFFFHAHAHAHAHA!!! I did scare you, thats for sure!

Clyde: Oh I get it, hahaha. Very funny luan, with the scary pranks, ya got me good now come on out.

???: Luan? I'm not Luan.

Clyde: Of course you are, mirrors, voice box microphone, it's all tricks by a prankster. Good one, now come out.

???: You really think I'm Luan? Fine. I'll come out and show you that I'm not Luan

Clyde: Oh course prankster loud.

He waited until he spotted a spirit, phasing right through the wall and right in front of him.

Clyde: ....!

He then was in pure shock when he saw who it was.

Standing... Well... Floating right in front of him was a very large and very muscular girl, however, she looked to appear to be a ghost. Nonetheless, he saw her bulging muscles being covered by her white dress. In fact, everything seemed to be white on her. But that wasn't the only thing that caught him off guard the most.

Clyde: .....?!

What caught him off guard the most, was her hair, which was covering one of her eyes.

Clyde: You're... you're...

???: Haiku Reeves, that's me.

Clyde's eyes widened in shock as he gaze at the ghost revealed to be haiku. He didn't know what to do or think so one thing came to his mind.

Scream.

Clyde: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Haiku was unfazed by it, partially because it seemed like she was dead, at least, to his eyes.

Haiku: Wow.... You are really loud.

Clyde continues to scream for a few minutes until he fainted.

Haiku floated over to him and looked down.

Haiku: Hmmm... I hope he isn't dead.

Haiku looks over him, seeing that he was still breathing. Just unconscious.

Haiku: Thankfully he isn't dead. I guess I'll take him to my room.

She them picks him up and begins to float towards her room.

Narrator: One minute later...

Clyde slowly awakes.

Clyde: Oh man... what a nightmare...

Haiku: What was your nightmare?

Clyde sees haiku as he was on her bed.

Clyde: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Haiku: Sigh... Clyde stop screaming.

Clyde stops as he was still scared out of his mind.

Haiku: Relax. I'm not going to hurt you.

Clyde: Don't lie to me, ghosts always said then the next thing you know, their victim die a horrible death! A vengeful spirit here to haunt me!

Haiku: I'm not one of those kind of ghosts.

Clyde: Y-you're not...?

Haiku: No I'm not.

Clyde: How can I be sure that you're not lying?

Haiku: I'll prove it to you.

Clyde: ...!

Haiku then grabbed Clyde and pulled him in for a kiss.

Clyde was surprised by this as a ghost was kissing him? A ghost?!

He couldn't believe what was happening right now!

Clyde: .....!!

Soon enough, she removed her lips from his.

Haiku: Convinced now?

Clyde: ..... (slowly nods)

Haiku: See? I told you I wasn't gonna hurt you.

Clyde: Ok...

Haiku: Now, I heard about your issues with romance...

Clyde: My what...?

Haiku: Your love problems.

Clyde: Oh...

Haiku: And I heard about you getting rejected by tons of girls.

Clyde looks down in sadness, she was right.

Haiku frowned a bit from her statement. She knew his issues with getting someone to love him.

Clyde: Sigh...

Haiku: Maybe I can help you with that.

Clyde: You can...?

Haiku: Sure I can.

Clyde: How?

Haiku: I'll be right back.

Haiku then floated upstairs towards her room, looking for her spell book.

Clyde: Ok.

She searched around for it until she found it.

Haiku: There it is!

Haiku takes the spell book out of the book case.

She then floated back downstairs to where Clyde was at.

Clyde: Oh hello. You find what you were looking for?

Haiku: Yeah. I got it. 

She holds up her spell book to Clyde.

Clyde: A book?

Haiku: Its my spell book.

Clyde; Oh.

Haiku then opened her book to a certain spell and began to enchant it.

Clyde: Huh? What's going on? What's happening to you?

Suddenly, a poof of smoke surrounded Haiku and Clyde, which made him cough a little as he tried to wave the smoke away.

Clyde: Cough... cough... cough...

Soon enough, the smoke disappeared and revealed Haiku, only this time, she was now a human! She had on her dress from before, only now it was a shade of deep purple and hugged her upper body muscles. Her hair, skin tone and even irises in her eyes gained her natural color from when Clyde had seen her the last time. She even gained a pair of high heels to go along with it. She was good looking when she was all white, but with added color, she just looked downright beatuful.

Clyde: ........!

She flexed her left arm, making her bicep bulge with power.

Haiku: So Clyde... How do I look? (Winks and giggles)

Clyde blushes redder than a tomato seeing haiku so... stunning.

Clyde: Ba... Ba... Ba... Ba...

Haiku giggled again as she walked up to Clyde in a loving way.

Haiku: You know, you don't always have to be alone.

Clyde: I don't...?

Haiku: No you don't. You'll never be alone now.

Haiku then grabbed Clyde and pulled him into a passionate kiss.

Clyde: Mmm?!

Clyde was caught by surprise by the kiss but didn't fight as he kissed her back.

She wrapped her arms around his body and pulled it closer to her, continuing to kiss him.

Clyde then wrapped his hands around haiku's muscular body, feeling her as he kissed the buff goth.

The kiss lasted for around a minute until they both decided to let go of each other.

Clyde: Wow...

Haiku: Wow is right...

Clyde: I'm surprised that you would kiss someone like me, no girl has ever did that since they would call me a spineless nerd back then.

Haiku: Clyde, you're not a spineless nerd. You never were. Those other girls just didn't see what you had to offer to them.

Clyde: Oh. Thanks.

Haiku: You don't need to thank me. Just know that now, I'll be your girlfriend. And I'm sure you'll like that. (Winks)

Clyde: .... (smiles with a bit of tears) Thank you...

Haiku: You're welcome.

Haiku then pulls him into another hug.

Clyde hugs her back.

They hugged for a few minutes before they released each other.

Clyde: So... we're boyfriend and girlfriend now....?

Haiku: Yep. We're boyfriend and girlfriend now.

Clyde: Ok so... what now?

Haiku: Well, what did you always wanted to do with Lori?

Clyde: Well I'm over her since the snap when I was 12 back then so I guess maybe have a good date.

Haiku: Let's have a date you'll never forget then.

Clyde: (smiles) Ok.

Haiku opens her book again and enchants another spell from there.

Clyde: What are you doing?

Haiku: You'll see.

As she finished enchanting the spell, another puff of smoke appeared. When it cleared, the room that they were in changed and turned into a dining room in a restaurant.

Clyde: Wow...

Haiku: I'm not done yet.

She then snapped her fingers and a fancy waiter appeared right next to the table.

Clyde: Whoa...

Haiku: Let's go sit down, shall we?

Clyde: Ok haiku.

Both of them went towards the table to sit down.

Waiter; What would you two like to order today?

Haiku: Clyde, you can order first.

Clyde: Ok. I'll have the uhhh... medium steak, corn bread and some sweet biscuits. And mashed potatoes as well.

Waiter: Alright. And what about you ma'am?

Haiku: I'll have 4 T-Bone steaks with corn on the cob, sweet biscuits as well and I'll have a few bowls of collared greens.

Waiter: Alright then, it shall be ready shortly.

He leaves.

Haiku: Now we can just wait until our food is ready.

Clyde: Ok then.

Haiku: So, what would you like to chat about?

Clyde: Well, for starters... how did you become a ghost? I mean saw you once alive but that was at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

Haiku: I was cursed to become a ghost after checking out an ancient artifact in this mansion. I found it and was taking it with me to my home when I drastically began to turn into a ghost.

Clyde: Ok and the whole muscle thing?

Haiku: It came along with it. Surprisingly for a ghost, I had huge muscles. But I really had no use for them, considering I never workout. So, I guess it was just a bonus.

Clyde: Oh ok.

Haiku: You know, I was technically all alone too. I know how you felt about not having anyone love you.

Clyde: You do?

Haiku: Yeah. I was never able to get anyone to love me, even when I would reveal myself to them. Either it was because of the ghost, or it was because of my muscles. Either way, I felt like my life was gonna be filled with despair and loneliness as well, like you did.

Clyde: Oh...

Haiku: Thankfully, I finally got to see you again when I headed out for once, trying to find someone to love me.

Clyde: Ok.

Haiku: Oh, our food is here.

The waiter brings them their order.

He sat the food in front of them and got them some drinks too.

Waiter: There you go. Enjoy.

Clyde: Thanks. This sure looks good.

The waiter nodded and left. Both of them began to eat their food, Clyde eating it slowly while Haiku was wolfing down her food.

Clyde: (was eating slowly but was shocked by haiku's wild appetite) .....

Haiku looked up for a second and saw him staring at her in shock.

Haiku: .... What?

Clyde: Oh nothing.

Haiku shrugged and continued to wolf down her food.

Clyde then went back to eating as he glances at Haiku wolfing down her food. He's seen this from Lynn and Lana whenever he visited the louds for dinner but haiku....

He was in a mixture of shock and amazement. Of course, with being a ghost and all before today, she hasn't eaten anything in years.

Clyde: ......

Soon she finished with a huge belch.

Haiku: (huge belch) Excuse me.

Clyde nearly fell out of his seat.

Haiku: (giggles) Oops, sorry Clyde. It's been a while since I had a good meal.

Clyde: I see that...

Haiku: Yeah.

Clyde: Hehe.

Haiku: Hehehe. Say, are you gonna finish that?

She pointed towards his plate.

Clyde: Well, I already had enough food so you can have it.

Haiku smiled and snatched it from across the table, wolfing down that plate as well.

Clyde: Whoa...

She then finished off his plate as well.

Haiku: Aah... Delicious.

Clyde: Hehe.

Haiku: Well, I guess that should end our date. Anything you want to do now?

Clyde: I guess we could go to my house to relax.

Haiku: Sure, let's go over there.

Haiku then turned into a ghost again and picked him up, surprising him.

Clyde: Whoa!

Haiku: Better hold on.

Clyde: Ok.

Haiku then flew right out of the mansion with Clyde and headed towards his house.

Clyde: Wow... this is amazing...

Haiku: You like the ride?

Clyde: Yeah.

Haiku: Well then, how about this?

She then flies around in a few circles and flips him in the air before catching him.

Clyde: Whoa!

Haiku: Was that fun?

Clyde: That was... in a way, fun...

Haiku: I'm glad it was. And we're almost at your house.

Clyde: Ok.

Soon enough, they arrived at his house as she flew down right towards his front yard, landing right in front of his doorstep. She then turned back into a human again.

Clyde: That was fun, well here we are.

Haiku: Yep. It was fun.

The two went inside the house.

Haiku: Your house doesn't look too bad.

Clyde: Thanks.

Haiku: You're welcome. So, what do you want to do here?

Clyde: I guess relax and watch a movie, you can pick.

Haiku: I haven't watched a movie in a while. Let's go then.

Clyde: Ok.

Haiku goes and picks out movie while Clyde goes and makes some popcorn.

Clyde Places a popcorn bag into the microwave, setting it up to cook.

He then pressed the timer and started to make it.

Clyde: Alright then.

Haiku: I got a movie for us.

Clyde: Whatcha got?

Haiku: Fast and Furious 7

Clyde: Never thought you'd be interested in that movie since you're a goth, I thought you would pick something horrifying.

Haiku: I figured to watch something else for once. I've been horrifying to many people for the last 8 years.

Clyde: Oh ok. (Walks towards haiku and kisses her passionately) I love you Haiku.

Haiku: I love you too Clyde.

That's when Haiku kissed him back. Finally, Clyde has found someone to love. And even though it's a half human, half ghost and super muscular goth girl, he'll take that over being lonely any day of the week.

END RP