It was a dark and warm afternoon as we cut the scene to Royal Woods. And unfortunately, things weren't looking up for a couple of the Louds. The day wasn't eventful today, so all of the Louds were inside their house doing their favorite stuff. That also included 17 year old Luan Loud and 14 year old Lincoln Loud, who were baking pies together to pass time.

Lincoln: Ah, The pies smell really good. And the different types of pies here is almost endless.

Luan: (sniffs the air) Yeah. We've already made 20 different types of pies so far. And we've practically filled up the table.

They both turned to see the table filled with different kinds of pies.

Lincoln: Uh-huh. Say Luan, we're not gonna eat all of these pies, are we? I wouldn't mind a few but I don't think it's possible to eat all of these pies.

Luan: Of course not. We've baked some for everyone in the family, and some to have left over!

Lincoln: Oh ok. Got ya.

Luan takes a pie out of the over and puts it on the stove.

Luan: Speaking of which, let's go see if any of them wants some pie right now.

Lincoln: Alright then.

They both took off their oven mitts and headed over to the others bedrooms, where the Louds were mostly at. First stop was Lori and Leni's bedroom.

Lincoln and Luan was about to knock on the door when they heard the sisters talking.

Lori: Hey Leni, you ever wondered what it would be like without Lincoln and Luan?

Leni: Like, why? They live in this house with us, right?

Lori: Yeah they do, but imagine what it would be like without them. We wouldn't have to worry about Luan's annoying and dangerous pranks or have to look at Lincoln reading comics in his underwear again. And, it means more space for us to put our dresses in.

That did hurt Luan and Lincoln's feelings, especially considering that their specialties were just insulted at.

Lincoln: (whispers) What...?

Luan: (whispers) My pranks aren't always dangerous... Right?

Lori: And think about it. That means 2 less mouths to feed. I bet mom and dad would be pleased because then they would have more money on us and themselves. They're the two worst Louds in the house.

Leni: Who are, like the worst louds?

Lori: (sighs) Lincoln and Luan of course. Without them, our lives would be so much better.

Lincoln: (whispers) I can't believe that....

Luan: (whispers) There's no way we can be the worst...

Lincoln: (whispers) I mean, we're not perfect, No one is but we can't be the worst...

Luan: (whispering) We can't be... Let's go see if the others are talking about us.

Lincoln: (whispers) R-right.

Both of them went from room to room to see what the others had to say about them. The results? About the same as what Lori said about Luan and Lincoln.

Lincoln: I... I can't believe this...

Luan: Everyone is talking about us... And in an awful way... What did we ever do to them?

Lincoln: I know we all have our own moments but why point the faults directly on us?

Luan: I don't know, but if they hate us that much, then we should just leave the house for good.

Lincoln: Yeah. I don't want to be here if I'm not wanted.

Luan: Let's grab a new outfit for us, grab a couple of pies and get out of here before anyone notices. I'm sure they won't even care anyways.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Both of them then grabbed what they needed and headed out of the door, without a trace.

Narrator: One moment later....

Both of them were walking side by side, eating pie and trying to get rid of those bad comments off their minds.

Lincoln: This is good pie.

Luan: Yeah it is. You're a pretty good baker. (Takes a bite from her pie)

Lincoln: Thanks. Same to you.

Luan: Thanks Lincoln.

Lincoln: No problem sis.

While they were walking, they ended up going right past a building that was getting robbed and an empty laboratory.

A couple of men were carrying bags of lab equipment and containers of chemicals.

Man 1: Haha, we got it dude! Let's book it out of here!

Man 2: Yeah! I wonder what kind of money we'll for these!

Man 3: As long I get paid, I don't care how much.

Man 1: Let's hurry up before the cops come after us!

Unfortunately, as he said that, sirens were heard and the cops were not too far away from the scene. Luan panicked and little and grabbed Lincoln, hiding somewhere that was right near where the men were at.

Lincoln: Huh...?!

Man 2: It's the cops!

Man 3: Let's move out!

Luan: Shhh...!!

Man 1: And quickly!

The cops soon arrived in the scene when the men were trying to escape. A dozen of them filed out of their cars and pointed their guns at the men.

Officer 1: Stop! We have you surrounded! Put your hands up where we can see them!

Man 2: Never!

The criminals pulled out guns.

Man 1: Wait boys! I got an idea.

He smirked and held out one of the containers. Tossing it up and down a bit, he then tossed it in the direction of Luan and Lincoln. With the attention caught by the cops, they shot at the container, making it explode and all of the liquid splatter right onto Lincoln and Luan.

Man 1: Let's get away now!

Man 2: Right!

Man 3: Yeah!

The criminals took this chance to escape.

Lincoln: Guh!

Luan: Gah!

Officer 1: After them!

They all hopped back in their cars and drove off after the criminals, leaving Lincoln and Luan alone as they began to change.

Lincoln: That was gross and... why do I feel so much pain?!?!?!

Luan: I don't know... But I feel it too!!! GAAAAHH!!!

Both of them clutched themselves as their bones started breaking and reshaping themselves, which started to make their muscles grow.

Lincoln: AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!

Luan: AAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!

Their clothes began to tear as their muscles grew even larger. On top of that, glowing blue veins began to appear on their bodies, and their eyes shot a bright blue color.

Lincoln: IT BURNS!!!

Luan: SO MUCH PAIN!!!

More bright blue veins appeared on their bodies as they felt their hearts beating faster and faster. Their organs inside were getting stronger as well, and their muscles showed no sign of stopping. They certainly grew past the height of Lori's 6 feet tall and their muscles had made them wider than two great oaks put together!

Soon, they reached 10 ft of height and near hulk level muscle mass.

That's when their growth finally stopped, when they flexed hard enough to push their muscle mass past the level of hulk! Their clothes also bursted off of them, leaving Lincoln in his undergarments and Luan in her bra and panties.

Lincoln: Gah! At least I'm wearing long boxers instead of my victory underwear and WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!

Luan: Good thing for that and I DONT KNOW!! HOW DID WE END UP LIKE THIS?!?!

A couple of jocks luan's age walked by and noticed Lincoln and Luan in shock. But they howled and whistled, noticing Luan the most as they take pictures of her, much to her shock, anger and complete embarrassment.

Luan: (hears the jocks) Grrrr... Excuse me Lincoln.

She then stomped off towards the jocks. From Lincoln's point of view, he saw her brutally beat up the two jocks and smash their phones, and their mouths, in shock, anger and embarrassment.

Lincoln: Yikes..

She came back, dusting her hand together as he saw a little blood on them.

Luan: Sorry about that. They were just really getting on my nerves. At least there aren't any girls to see you in this condition.

Lincoln: Y-yeah, great.

Suddenly, a couple of girls walked by and noticed to both of them. They smiled and whistled at Lincoln, taking a few photos of him as well. And of course, he felt the same way Luan felt, just more embarrassed.

Lincoln: Let's just get out of town!

Luan: And quickly!

Then, at an incredible speed that surprised everyone in sight, the duo headed north to run out of town.

Narrator: 3 years later...

We open up to a different town as the skies were cloudy as we see a huge house up a hill.

Inside the house was a 20 year old Luan and a 17 year old Lincoln Loud, who were now living their lives how they would love to.

Lincoln was enjoying sketching a comic while Luan was making some pies. No one knows that they moved to this town, except luan's boyfriend Benny and Lincoln's girlfriend Renee.

Both of them would usually come visit them in their new home, and would stay there for a while. Sometimes, they would even stay over the night and have fun with their lovers. But today, they were a little too busy to stop by, which left Lincoln and Luan doing their own things for now.

Lincoln: And... done.

Luan: (takes out a pie from the oven) What comic did you make this time Lincoln?

Lincoln: It's one about two heroes.

Luan: Can I see it?

Lincoln: Sure. 

Lincoln gives the comic to Luan to see.

Luan takes off her custom made oven mitts and begins to read over the comic.

It was about two people, a man and a woman who were siblings gifted with extraordinary powers and great strength.

Luan: Wow Lincoln. (Flips through each page) This comic is amazing. Especially considering that the duo are just like us in some ways.

Lincoln: Hehehe, in what way?

Luan: In just about every way hehe. You're writing a comic about us? (Hands the comic book back to him)

Lincoln: Maaaaaybe...

Luan: (chuckles) Well then, are you gonna share it with the world or not? I'm sure they're dying to see us in action on paper.

Lincoln: I'll see.

Luan: Hehe, well I made some pie for the both of us. You can't think on an empty stomach much longer.

Lincoln: You're right on that.

Luan smirked as she grabbed a pie for Lincoln and handed it to him. She then grabbed a pie for herself after he took his and they both sat down at the table. Thankfully, it was also custom made, along with the chairs.

Lincoln takes a bite of his pie.

It was a blueberry flavored pie. Luan took a bite out of her pie as well.

Luan: How is it?

Lincoln: Delicious.

Luan: Good. I still got it. (smiles and takes another bite of her pie.)

Lincoln: True. A comedian and a pie baker.

Luan: Hehe, more like a baker in general.

While they were eating, the news came on in the TV that was on the wall in the kitchen.

Lincoln: Hmm?

Reporter: Reports here today that a live bank robbery is going on downtown! 8 criminals inside are keeping over a dozen hostages inside as they are taking out bags after bags of money! Is there anyone who can save us?! This is Katie Madison with the afternoon news.

Lincoln: A robbery, huh?

Luan: Another one at that. You know what this means.

Lincoln: Uh-huh.

Luan: We'll finish our pies later. For now, it's time to save the day again.

She stands up and takes one last bite of her pie before rushing off to get her hero costume.

Lincoln: Alright.

Lincoln runs off to get his hero costume.

Soon enough, both of them met back up at the roof of the house. Luan was now in a costume like Superman's, only it was yellow and had a C inside the shield instead of an S.

Lincoln was now a costume like Red X only it was black and orange.

Luan: Ready to go Orange X?

Lincoln: Ready Cosmic Woman.

Cosmic Woman: Alright then! Let's fly!

Lincoln nodded as both of them then took off in the air, flying towards the bank robbery.

Narrator: One moment later...

We cut to downtown where the national bank was being robbed as 8 criminals kept dozens of hostages while raiding the vaults of money.

A couple of them were filling up a large truck with bags of money while the others kept the hostages inside.

Criminal 1: Haha, we're gonna be rich! Nothing can stop us now!

Criminal 2: Yeah! It's total payday for us!

Criminal 3: Hehehehe, it's a great day indeed boys!

As they continued to fill up the truck, Cosmic Woman and Orange X flew down and landed on the ground with a loud stomp, making a small crater in the ground.

Cosmic Woman: Stop right there!

Orange X: You guys are heading to prison in order of the law!

Criminal 2: You!!!

Criminal 1: We won't fall to you two today you Disastrous Duo!

Criminal 4: Let's get them boys!

They all pulled out their guns and fired at them.

Orange X forms an X barrier to block the bullets.

Being shocked, they continued to open fire. Cosmic Woman took this opportunity and went to free the hostages.

Criminal 2: I ain't going back to jail!

Criminal 3: We will have our cash!

Orange X: I don't think so.

Orange X went on the offensive and fired multiple X blasts out of his hand, hitting two of the criminals.

Criminal 2: oof!

Criminal 3: Gah!

Orange X: Two down, six to go.

Criminal 4: Let's attack at once!

The next 3 criminals ran up and lunged to attack Orange X.

Orange X pulls out a X blade and charged at them as the screen went black as a couple of orange slashes were seen. The screen returns to normal as Orange X back was turn to the 3 criminals who was damaged and their weapons sliced to bits as they fell.

Orange X: Got ya.

He smirked as the rest of the criminals were right behind him, wanting to attack. But unbeknownst to them, a pie had flew right at them and whacked them in the face. The pie exploded and sent them flying back into the truck, where they fell limp on the ground, unconscious and covered in blueberry pie.

Cosmic Woman: Have a Pie-tastic time! Haha, get it?

Orange X: Hehehehe. That was pretty good.

Cosmic Woman: Hehe, thanks. 

They both looked on to see the hostages free, the criminals unconscious and the bags of money being returned.

Orange X: Congratulations on a job well done.

Cosmic Woman: We did it again. We saved the day. Let's fly off.

Orange X: Sure Sis.

Both of them then rise up in their air and flew off behind the cheers of the saved hostages.

Narrator: One moment later...

Both of them were back at the house, and in their normal clothes again.

Lincoln: Sigh... what a day.

Luan: Yeah. Another day, another crime solved. Can't believe we started this whole crime saving business.

Lincoln: True. It was amazing and I honestly thought we weren't gonna pull it off.

Luan: Yeah, but now we're the best super duo in the world!

She held out her hand for Lincoln to grab.

Lincoln grabs her hand.

Lincoln: We sure are.

They both squeezed their hands together, making their biceps bulge with power.

Lincoln: Hehe, That always happens, huh?

Luan: Hehe, yeah it does. I guess it's just natural.

Lincoln: Ok.

Luan: So, what do you wanna do now?

Lincoln: We could go for a jog.

Luan: Alright then, let's go.

And so the two siblings got into their tracksuits and headed outside for a jog. So far, the day is saved thanks to the town's newest protectors, Orange X and Cosmic Woman. The Disastrous Duo. 

Rp end