Abandonment Issues has added 1 person to the chat

Kaeya, Il Cavalier: Hi hi!

EMI: WHo tf r u?

Genocide Survivor: Everyone, introducing the new Tenth Harbinger, Kaeya Alberich
Genocide Survivor: AKA, my son. please don't kill him

PBAH: WAIT

EMI: PIERRO"S A SPERM DONOR?!

Heretic Doctor: TF WHY ISNT THIS IN MY FILE ON YOU

Genocide Survivor is offline

Heretic Doctor: Oh, dam
Heretic Doctor: ANyways-
Heretic Doctor: @Kaeya,Il Cavalier, whats your trauma?

Angry Wallet: Dottore! You cant just ask someone that!

Dottore2: Actually, you can!

Dottore3: Px2le js dnt lk it

Kaeya, Il Cavalier: Did 3 just have a stroke-

Dottore4: Translation: People just don't like it

Soccer Dad has changed one name

Kaeya: Thx 4!
Kaeya: Wait, why ARE there four??

Heretic Doctor: I was feeling a bit silly and made a bunch of mes 

Kaeya: Ah

Angry Wallet: And here I was thinking it was to pull off Ocean Eleven style heists -_-

Dottore2: That's a bonus, Pants man!

Soccer Dad: Yo, segments, can I change your names?

Dottore7: Plz do

Soccer Dad has changed several names

Clown: Oh sweet! Wonder what mine is-
Clown:...

Boattore: Ha

Bookworm: Translation: Ha

Grampttore: Wtf is this

Teenttore: Group chat. 
Teenttore: Basically a bunch of random people in a network, but they have to use phones

MIWS: Wdym, /have/ to use phones??

Clown: We don't have phones

Old Man: Chips in our brains allow telepathic communication

Teenttore: And our technological aspects allow syncing to those with phones

EMI: @Introvert, translation?

Introvert: They are cyborgs and have built in WiFi

EMI: Makes sense

Childttore: Wait Dad

Heretic Doctor: Ye?

Childtorre: Why does the Balladeer have a phone if we are based on him?

Heretic Doctor: The Electro Archon didn't have Sandrone with robot bits to help

Childtorre: Ah

PBAH has changed one name

Vanguard: that name was a mouthful

Short: As well as accurate, Tartaglia!

Vanguard: Eh, fair enough
Vanguard: Anyways, we gonna ignore CT calling Dot Dad?

Death God: You should hear what Pantalone calls him-

Angry Wallet: NO YOU SHOULD NOT

Abandonment Issues has changed one name

Snow Queen: Columbina, try to keep it appropriate in the group chat. 

Childttore: Especially when there are kids in it-

Vanguard: KidS? 

Childttore: ... 

Angry Wallet: ...

EMI: ....

Short: Tartaglia, what is your title?

Vanguard: Easy, Childe!
Vanguard: I see your collective point and respectfully:  F u too 

MIWS: Oh, new blood. 

Kaeya: Do you have to call me blood?

MIWS: Its just a frase, what's wrong?

Kaeya: You look like a vamp ma'am

MIWS: Fair

Boattore: Ae$th3t1c Asid3-

Bookworm: Translation: Aesthetic Aside-

Clown: Kaeya never told us what his trauma is!

Kaeya: Who says I have trauma?

Soccer Dad: You're a Harbinger

Kaeya: Touche
Kaeya: NAyways, my bro took out my eye after our shared dad figure kinda sorta died from a Delusion :)

Angry Wallet: Dottore, how many times have we said to keep better track of those?!

Heretic Doctor: Erm- 
Heretic Doctor: Was it unprovoked?

Kaeya: I did  kinda sorta tell him I was Khaenri'ahn/also a sorta spy
Kaeya: But for the most part, he just overreacted

Angry Wallet: Mood

Kaeya: You have a bro?

Angry Wallet: Yea. The fit he threw when he heard I was joining the Fatui, smh
Angry Wallet: Im surprised he hasn't tried to DM you and set up an appointment tbh

Baizhu is online

Baizhu: Good morning to everyone except whomever called me on my emergency lines at 3 am!

Vanguard: Thought you should see the chat
Vanguard: Btw, where's @Snek? 

Baizhu: Asleep at a reasonable hour, unlike you heathens

MIWS: Dam, thought he was the nice one

Baizhu: You see how nice you are when you dont have any caffeine in the house and everyone half a continent away just so desperately needs you to see smth that you cant get a break, even on the eve of your day off

MIWS: ...

Kaeya: ...

Baizhu: I see there's a new Harbinger, hello!

Kaeya: Hiya! You a Harbinger?

Baizhu: Worse, their therapist ^^

 Kaeya: O h 

Soccer Dad has changed one name

Brother Issues: So you're Mora Man's brother?
Brother Issues: Capitano, I trusted you

Soccer Dad: -w-

Snow Queen: Btw, anyone seen Pierro today? 

EMI: Nope

MIWS: Not that I remember
MIWS: Bina, have you?

Death God: Eh, if I did I didn't recognize him

Snow Queen: Good to know you are as spooky as ever.. 
Snow Queen: Ill check his office rq

Baizhu: Ima head back to bed then

Baizhu has gone offline

10 minutes later

Snow Queen: Why is there a half blind cattle dog missing a leg in Pierro's office?

Angry Wallet: ??

Death God: So I DID see him!

Soccer Dad: Mom, what are you talking about??

 Snow Queen has uploaded a picture of a silver and white Australian cattle dog wearing gold reading glasses. It also has star shaped pupils, as well as missing a  hind leg and the markings on it's back are similar to Pierro's cloak.

Heretic Doctor: Holy shit, is Dad a dog?! 

Death God: I just thought he was Pierro's familiar!

MIWS: No, that's an owl 

Baizhu: Oh dam, is it a support animal?

Snow Queen: I asked Pierro, but he's trying to do paperwork-

Soccer Dad: As a dog?!

Clown: Smh, youv obvi never seen The Shaggy Dog

Vanguard: The one with Tim Allen?

Clown: Yep!

Vanguard: Lobe that movie fr

Sandrone: Cant believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Childe

Genocide Survivor: Ksy. 6urn mw bsvl

Bookworm: I have to translate Boat's reports and even I can't make sense of that

Snow Queen: He was using his paws that time guys
Snow Queen: Wait, he's getting a pen

Brother Issues has changed one name

Brother Issues is offline

Goodest Boi: kayea. turn me back

Vanguard: LMAOOOOO
Vanguard: THE NEWBIE DID IT

Boattore: KSJDHFKSJDHGSKJDVASADNSDMAN

Bookworm: Translation has been deemed unneeded in this instance

Grampttore: Alright then.

Goodest Boi: change my name

Death God: But it suits you!

Goodest Boi: is patronizing 

Baizhu: Pierro, there is a bright side to this situation

Goodest Boi: //

Snow Queen: He means '??'
Snow Queen: He cant press shift

Baizhu: Ah
Baizhu: Anyways, dogs are bred to be social, especially herding dogs.
Baizhu: Dogs also are a lot more touchy feely

Goodest Boi: explain more plz

Baizhu: you can get belly rubs and head pats and it wont be weird, Pierro

Goodest Boi: ...
Goodest Boi: Thx

Goodest Boi and Snow Queen are offline

Soccer Dad: Looks like Mom wont be getting any work done today

Brother Issues is back online

Brother Issues: Is it safe-?

Heretic Doctor: Yes, yes it is

Vanguard: Dude, tell me your ways!

Brother Issues: be Khaenri'ahn with little depth perception and steal a magic book from your assumed dead dad

Vanguard: Ah

Snow Queen is back online

Snow Queen: Btw, until you turn him back, @BrotherIssues, Pierro the Cattle Dog is your responsiblity

Brother Issues: Why do I hear furious paws approaching-

Brother Issues is offline

Introvert has uploaded a video, evidently in Kaeyas quarters: Kaeya is sitting on his couch texting until he hears clicking from the hall. He stands and opens the door in time for a tripod cattle dog to body slam him. 

Short: F in the chat for Kaeya

Soccer Dad: F

Baizhu: F

Snow Queen: F

Heretic Doctor: F

Angry Wallet: F

Vanguard: F

Snek: F

MIWS: F

EMI: F

Short: F

Childttore: F

Grampttore: F

Teenttore: F

Boattore: F

Bookworm: F

Introvert: F

Clown: F

Goodest Boi: F

Brother Issues: F y'all too

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This chapter is 1.1k long! My longest published work yet! Pretty excited about that tbh, this chapter just kept coming out! This is also a continuation of "Chatfic Chapter!" and "The Harbingers get a Therapist!", so I would recommend reading those first to understand this one a bit better!

As always, this chapter is based on headcanons and theories and all sorts of fandom randomness. While established characters may be ooc, I hope it's not too jarring of a change from what we know in canon!

Fun fact! Originally, Pierro was gonna be turned into a rabbit, but then I saw some videos from Winnie the Cattle Dog's channel on YT and I was like "Oh. This is Pierro"

To clarify for the segments, at least the ones that have showed up thus far, and by age: 

Dottore7- Childttore, the child, about 9 or 10
Dottore5 -Teenntorre, mid teens, 15-17
Dottore4: Bookworm- Zandik, Akademiya years, 19-20
Dottore2- Clown- Webttore, the silliest, 25-28
Dottore3- Boattore- friendly lad who cant spell, 30-34
Dottore6- Grampttore- only future segment, 60-70(ish)

Then Heretic Doctor is Dottore (The OG)

Snow Queen is Tsaritsa, Introvert is Sandrone, and any other names you might be confused about, please see the chapter titled "The Harbingers get a Therapist!". 

Till next time!