Rejoice, it is my first chatfic, both published and in general. 

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10:33 pm

Tsaritsa has made "Theater Kids with Power" groupchat

Tsaritsa has added Pierro, Dottore, Pulcinella, Columbina, and 5+ more

Tsaritsa: Hello lovelies! 

Pierro: Greetings, my love.

Childe: Ha, simp

Sandrone has changed Pierro to "P in Simp Stands for Pierro"

Arlecchino: Morning Mum! 

P in Simp..: Seventh, w h y

Sandrone: :p 

Dottore: Lmaoooo, Dad thought he could hide his true nature

P in Simp..: Its not simping if I say hello to my partner!

Capitano: Dad, dont do it-

Childe: HAHAHKSDJFHSDKJFH

Tsaritsa: Tartaglia, are you okay?!

Sandrone: He's doing a keyboard smash, Mother

Tsaritsa: Oh
Tsaritsa: How do I do that?

Dottore:  ☠︎︎ ☠︎︎

Arlecchino: Mom- 

Sandrone: >:)
Sandrone: Just press anything

Tsaritsa: 7

Childe: BWAHAHA AHAHAHDFJDSDKJFHSDJFHJSKDF

P in Simp ..: has muted Dottore and Childe

Pantalone: Why am I here

Tsaritsa: You're one of the most normal people here 

Sandrone: Mom. 1 word: Morax  

Tsaritsa: SANDRONE NO-

Pantalone has left the chat and is approaching Sandrone quickly

Capitano: Dam F in the chat for Sandrone 

Pulcinella: F

Scaramouche: F

Dottore2: F

Arlecchino: F

P in Simp ..: F
P in Simp ..: Wait, why are we saying F?

Columbina: uploads a video showing an angry Pantalone in his 'feeling cute, might murder today' 6" platform heels with literal sparks flying off of him as he tries to stab Sandrone, who is on top of Capitano's shoulder and smacking away Pantalone

P in Simp ..: Understood

Childe: Oy Scara, thanks for admin!

Childe has changed Sandrone to Deadrone

Childe has changed  P in Simp  Stands for Pierro to Dad

Dad: Thank you, Childe

Childe has changed Tsaritsa to Tol Mom

Tol Mom: Accurate

Pulcinella: What kind of heathens are texting at 11:00 at night??

Dad: Oh dam, he's right-

Scaramouche: NOOOOOO DAMMIT 

Childe: Papanella! Cmon! We almost got to midnight!

Tol Mom: Bed, children
Tol Mom: Pantalone, that includes you

Pantalone: yis maam

Deadrone: MOM HE TRIED TO BITE ME

Tol Mom: Lmao, now get to bed 

5:26 am

Columbina: Remember guys, violence isn't the answer!

Arlecchino: COrrect! 
Arlecchino: It is the question! 
Arlecchino: The answer is usually yes :))))

Dad:....

Columbina: 0w0

Dad: Both of you... go back to bed