"Okay truth or dare, Lance?" Pidge, Hunk, and Lance all sat in a circle, or at least triangle, in the living room playing truth or dare. Lance feeling very rebellious decided to go with a dare. Little did he know it was going to get them into some serious trouble.

"Alright, I dare you to egg the new neighbour's house, you know the one's that moved down the street." Pidge sat with a smug smile.

"Pfft that's all you got? Lame!"

"Then I guess you wouldn't mind doing it if it's "lame" right." It was more of a test to see if he was still so bold. Lance visibly gulped and stood up. He didn't want to trash the house and have it be all 'Hey, welcome to the neighbourhood as a warm welcome, I'm egging your house!' Although, right when he agreed he sealed a deal with the little devil and he can't back out from a dare or they would have his ass for this and totally make fun of him for not doing it. "Fine! I'll show you lame-os how it's done!"

"Hate to be the voice of reason here but you can get into big trouble and they might call the c-" Hunk started to ramble, but Lance cut him off. His pride taking over his brain and so he got the egg carton.

Lance now stood in front of house he was dared to trash with eggs. He looked at the newly painted walls and felt bad because he's seen how hard the home owner's tried to make this look presentable.  When he looked back to see Pidge with a cocky smirk it immediately brought fire to his eyes forgetting his feelings moments ago, and Hunk looking around nervously. Here goes nothing..

Lance then started throwing another ..and another and another.. until the carton was empty. Lance was about to turn around and holler triumphantly until they hear a loud 'HEY!' which made Pidge and Hunk make a run for it and Lance stood frozen. He could've ran for it but the figure was already coming close.

"What do you think you're doing?" the figure was a tall man that had brown hair and his jaw was slightly chiseled with a beard. His eyebrows were knitted together. His southern accent was especially gruff and deep, he felt intimidated. Lance stood speechless and silent not noticing the carton that slipped from  his tan fingers. "Well?"

"I-I'm sorry, sir.. It's just that," Lance paused looking anywhere but the grown man's face who held a expectant face. He saw a teenager in the garage leaning against the frame with a amused look on his face.

"Just what? I'm a cop you know I could have you arrested for vandalizing property that isn't yours."

"Just my ex lives here..! And I wanted to get back at him.."

The man looked behind him to the boy in the garage and stared back at Lance. "Keith?"

Lance nodded and started to panic when he called who the brunette assumed was his son over and he just hoped that the raven haired boy with who he claimed was his ex boyfriend now, would get the message and play along in the act.

"This your ex?" Keith crossed his arms and stared at a pleading Lance before taking a moment to answer and nodded.

"Look, I don't know what happened between you two, but if you had a problem with Keith you could have tolled us I would have arranged something." The way he spoke was very intimidating and Lance prayed to god the man wouldn't change his mind and take him in. "I got this dad. You can go back inside." Keith's dad took one last look at the two before leaving inside. Lance let out a deep sigh before relaxing his shoulders that he didn't even know were tense and brought a hand behind his head.

"Must've been a pretty nasty way I broke up with you for you to show up at my house and egg the place." The raven haired boy spoke up.

"Yeah, you cheated on me with two other guys and even got a horrible hair style." Lance joked which made Keith chuckle and hold out his hand.

"I'm Keith."

"Lance."

"Well, Lance, my father may have let you off but I won't just yet."

"I'd say it's pretty even since you cheated on me. How about I take you out? I think breakfast was spoiled." Lance gestured to the egg carton which made both of them chuckle.

"I can go for dinner."

Hey :) Hope you enjoyed this small one-shot but if you want this to be a short story just go ahead and comment ;p