When my father walked into the hardware store, the clerk said, "Aha! Third time's the charm."

My father cocked his head. "This is my first time in today."

The clerk chuckled. "You've been in twice this morning already."

My father shook his head.

The clerk rummaged through credit card receipts. "Here you are. Just this morning. Orville Simonsen."

My father read the slip, then drew out his drivers license to display. "My name is Norval Simonson, with an O not an E, and I pay with cash every time."

The clerk blinked at him. "You're the spitting image of Orville!"