[In Verona]
[Enter Friar John]

Friar Lawrence (Jay): Finally you’re here! Did you convey the plan to Romeo in Mantua?

Friar John: Unfortunately, I couldn’t! There was an outbreak of a plague, and so, I was quarantined.

Friar Lawrence (Jay): (gasps) Corona-virus!

Friar John: I think it’s just the flu.

Friar Lawrence (Jay): (the weed wore off) The flu? The fucking flu? You couldn’t get past because of a damn flu?

Friar John: If you put it like that…

Friar Lawrence (Jay): So is Juliet going to wake up in the tomb without Romeo? That’s maddening!

Friar John: What must we do now?

Friar Lawrence (Jay): Hurry! Head toward the Capulets’ tomb! We shall take her along and keep her hidden in our cell! Let’s go!