[The Capulets’ house]

Juliet (Jisung): Where is she? It’s been, like, three hours!

[Enter The Nurse]

Juliet (Jisung): Welcome, old knees! What news do you bring?

The Nurse (Chan): That Romeo guy? He’s delulu. Don’t get involved with him.

Juliet (Jisung): But delulu is the solulu!

The Nurse (Chan): (pauses) Actually, you’re both equally delusional. Perhaps you both deserve each other.

Juliet (Jisung): (twirls) Hehehe!

The Nurse (Chan): (pinches the bridge of nose) He asked you to meet the Friar Lawrence’s this afternoon so that the two of you could marry.

Juliet (Jisung): Ooh. What’s the time?

The Nurse (Chan): Quarter to four.

Juliet (Jisung): Fuck, I’m late!

[Exit Juliet]

The Nurse (Chan): (speechless) I guess I’ll just build a ladder.