[Enter Juliet, standing in her balcony, without the knowledge of Romeo being under her balcony in the orchard]

Narrator (Ava):
As the fair Juliet rested her palms on the balcony,
She sighed over her forbidden, yet dreamy love story,
And so did he — what a beautiful agony!
Henceforth, Romeo silently admired her in her glory;
She cried over their mingled breaths,
Shared upon that one heavenly kiss;
Romeo could die one hundred deaths,
But could not leave that feeling amiss.
This turned really corny,
But it was nonetheless true;
These two teens were just horny,
So let’s simply continue.

Juliet (Jisung): God, why are all the hot men our enemies or nonexistent?

Romeo (Hyunjin): (thinking to himself) She thinks I’m hot? Score!

Juliet (Jisung): I know he’s my family’s enemy, but I’d smash.

Romeo (Hyunjin): For real?

Juliet (Jisung): For real- Wait, who’s here?

Romeo (Hyunjin): (reveals himself) It’s me, the guy you’re fantasizing about.

Juliet (Jisung): (gasps) My beloved! You should go before someone sees you!

Romeo (Hyunjin): But isn’t it my thing to make dramatic entrances?

Juliet (Jisung): I mean… we’ve met, like, once.

Romeo (Hyunjin): Such a smart lady! How have I gotten lucky enough for you to love me!

Juliet (Jisung): (flattered) Aw, thanks… I did score really well in mathematics.

Narrator (Ava):
Flirting was a basic skill in Romeo’s life,
Rizzing up women was something that he often did;
But tonight, in Juliet, he saw his potential wife,
Although she lied — she was actually stupid.
Yet, love has no mouth, no eyes,
And certainly no mathematical skills;
Hence, he was lured by her little white lies,
And Romeo and Juliet, this story wills.

Juliet (Jisung):
But might you think I am incompetent and easy to woo,
For I have easily fallen to your charms —
What feeling I have for you is true,
Yet, all our love might receive must be constant harms.

Romeo (Hyunjin):
No, beloved, this thought I shan’t hold,
Even if our families can only spread disdain;
But your fair face glows amidst the hate like gold,
Must I let my love for you waste way in vain?

Juliet (Jisung):
Then attain my trust, young man of my dreams,
I shall send a person to you tomorrow at nine,
And even if this conversation sounds smooth like cream,
I can’t poetry anymore, my sleep schedule isn’t so fine.

Romeo (Hyunjin): So real.

The Nurse (Chan): (calls for her from her room) Young miss!

Juliet (Jisung): Just a sec!

The Nurse (Chan): C’mere right now or I’m telling your mum!

Juliet (Jisung): Fuck you!

The Nurse (Chan): (laughs evilly) I already did!

Juliet (Jisung): (disgusted) Ew!

Romeo (Hyunjin): Alright, sweetie, I shall go before Mommy Capulet comes in. 

Juliet (Jisung): Careful, don’t fall over!

[Romeo jumps off the orchard and faceplants onto the ground]