[The Capulets’ house]

Mommy Capulet: Hey, Miss Nurse, stay here while I counsel Juliet for her marriage.

The Nurse (Chan): Ma’am? She’s, like, thirteen.

Mommy Capulet: (sighs) Patriarchy.

[Enter Juliet]

Juliet (Jisung): Yeah, you called, mum?

Mommy Capulet: So I was going to-

The Nurse (Chan): (randomly laughs) Hahahahaha, remember that time when Juliet was six and a forty year old dude tried to marry her? Such a pedo, am I right? Imagine if your mum tells you that you’re gonna be married now. Such a wild thought, hahaha!

Juliet (Jisung): LOL, I know right?

Mommy Capulet: (glares at The Nurse) Anyways, I was gonna tell you that you’re gonna get married soon.

Narrator (Ava):
Crickets screeched in the background
As Juliet processed the piece of news;
But powerless she was, the issue she found,
So she agreed, having no other muse.

[Exit Juliet and Lady Capulet]

The Nurse (Chan): Aight, at least I tried.