content type :
fluff
sfw or nsfw :
sfw
scenario :
if nines was your boyfriend
hc or oneshot :
hc
character :
nines eris wilde [ original character ]
reader type :
gn!reader

nines appearance :
[ not official art done by me, artist is unknown, I tried looking but all it drags me is back to pinterest??? help?? ]

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- NINES IS A FUCKING N E R D
- THIS boy I stg he would fucking talk about this one complex thing for fucKING EVER-
- but like... it's adorable so you listen to him and nGL it's actually really interesting???
- you fr knew he was a thief a long time ago
- bitch was fr obvious and like you know his face too wELL!
- you were hellbent in catching him and turning him in
- things changed when you found out he was stealing from other thieves and returning
- he a thief but a fine fUCKING THIEF
- anyways onto the SCENARIO sofkwksd
- he leaves a lot of hand kisses when he can
- he likes to lay his head in the crook of your neck when he's sleepy
- his hair is so fucking soft and like bitch what brand you use??
- everytime you're in call he ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS has his camera on
- always fucking shirtless 😩 its fucking DOWKCKD
- this man is fucking built like a fucking tank but he is S O F T
- you guys cuddle whenever you come by or he does
- he likes to visit you by appearing at your window at random fucking times
- bitch scared the LIFE outta you the first time
- you're best fucking friends with his boss, Lady, and you have so much fucking dirt on him 😭
- s I S / S IR / FO L K OMG... you have so many fucking stupid fucking photos of his stUPID ASS!!!
- he likes to hold your hand a lot bc he says its warm and it feels so nice-
- his hands are really rough but they're such a pleasant feeling
- ??? he is baby
- outside he's a serious bitch but he is such a soft fucking moron with you
- he has such a cute laugh that it's so unfair hes so Ugshxjs cUTE
- y'all friends with Izan and bc of that bitch y'all get McDonald's a lot 😬
- you have a photo of Nines deep throating a baguette 😳
- he likes to gently grab your hands and press kisses against your palm or your fingers individually y'know
- you steal his mint chapstick a LOT so bitch had so many on hand
- you keep losing them and this man is fucking screaming inside
- y'all do the most stupid SHIT all the fucking time
- you deadass dared his ass to cannonball into the fucking lake behind the house from a tree
- he fucking jumped but he fucking slipped and he broke his arm aidiwkf
- he was fucking lAUGHING THIS BITCH
- you nearly had a fucking heart attack omfG
- okay okay on the more calmer part lmaO
- you guys gave a matching pair of bracelets and they're specially crafted
- you have a cat and they fucking love him
- you can't go out in public with him often bc he's a thief but he does his best
- you guys go on cute dates that can be like literally anywhere
- he doesn't say I love you a lot verbally so you kinda felt anxious
- until he told you about this thing he did when he was a child
- he would randomly squeeze or tap you anywhere three times to say I love you
- he says I love you a fucking lot
- deadass dating him is so fucking crazy but also so fucking sweet
- deadass when he was drunk once he said that he would die if he didn't have you by his side
- he spilled how much he loved you and he cried
- you fucking cried too bc fuck bitch
- he buys you so much shit wtf
- ok ok I'm dry and this is shit I'm sorry but fuck he is soft for you
- he would murder for you, then again I mean... that one guy who kept bothering you... he vanished 😬😗

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enjoy!