Steve Rogers is fighting Hydra, and some of the Avengers showed up to help. Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff are fighting so eloquently that it seems like they're dancing a dance of death. As soon as the fight began, it ended. After the battle the two Avengers were shoulder to shoulder and didn't seem phased by it. Natasha whispered something to Steve and he became so happy that picked her up and hugged her, and Natasha was laughing the entire time.

"Hey Natashalie, stop hogging Capsicle! We need him over here now." Tony said interrupting them. She so eloquently flipped off the billionaire as they broke their embrace. With that they all entered the quinjet and left for the Avengers Tower. After everyone boarded Bruce checked all of their vitals and injuries as he said that nobody was seriously injured. Thankfully this was not a code green, so Bruce stayed back the entire time. They all debriefed Maria Hill on the way back, and after that Clint Barton had a idea.

"Who wants to play Mario Kart when we get back?" He asked.

"Aye, Friend Clinton shall battle you in this Cart of Mario!" Thor booms.

"How about the two lovebirds over there?" Clint teases as he seriously must have a death wish.

"No." Was Steve's curt response.

"Why not? And are you admitting to having a crush on the Black Widow?" Clint said with a shit-eating grin. Steve's face turned a bright shade of red with that comment.

"Barton, I'd shut up if I were you." Natasha threaten him. "Unless if you want to be killed in the worst kind of way."

"Ok, but I better not be hearing you profess your love for one another in a certain way while I'm in my vents!" Clint exclaims.

"Oh you'll be hearing something in your vents." Steve mocks. Clint's jaw fell through the floor.

Tony in pure amusement asked "Did Spangles just own Legolas? With a dirty joke as well? By the way language Captain!"

"That is nothing compared to what he used to say." Bucky said.

"That's enough Buck." Steve retorted.

"No! I want to hear what the old man has to say." Tony replied.

"Natasha knows what I'm talking about, so why don't you ask her?" Bucky said.

"I'm not risking my life, but how would Natashalie know?" Tony asked.

"I remember seeing Steve and Nat going down an escalator when they were looking for me, and they-" Bucky started to tell.

"NO!" Steve and Natasha yelled at the same time. They also glared at the Winter Solider to shut him up as well. After a few seconds of silence Bucky intends to finish his story but JARVIS interrupts him.

"I would like to inform you all that we are approaching Avengers Tower and will be there soon." JARVIS said.

"Thanks Buddy." Said Stark. Wanda suddenly had a look of pure amusement on her face as she had a similar grin to Clint's earlier one.

"Don't say it Maximoff." Natasha glared at the only other female present.

"She knows!" Tony cheered. The others except the soldier and the spy radiated happiness. Tony began to interrogate Wanda for the valuable information. None of them realized that they had landed until Tony was dragged away by Pepper.

"Run." Steve whispered to Tony as he knew that two very angry women wanted to kill him, or at least hurt him.

"Thanks for nothing Maximoff!" Tony yelled as he was being taken away. Wanda was still on the jet laughing as everybody else got off.

Next thing she knew, she was witnessing Clint, Tony, Thor, and Bucky of all people, playing Mario Kart. The two veteran players thought the game was self explanatory, so they didn't tell the other two what to do. By the time the race finished Tony and Clint took the top two and at the end of the pack was Bucky followed by Thor. Thor didn't even manage to get one lap in. The Avengers who witnessed (all except this were all crying from laughter as Bucky managed to get nearly two and a half laps in when the race came to a close. Clint managed to edge out Tony at the last second for the win. Tony being the sore loser that he is ran off in the tower somewhere. As Clint was finishing his victory dance, Tony ran back in the room screaming like a little girl.

"Cap and Widow are making babies, and it seems like they are going for an army!" Tony says exasperated. Natasha and Steve are around the corner trying not to laugh as they watch this unfold. Both of them fully clothed. The others either looked disgusted, exited, or curious. Bucky was completely amused by the fact that he could never get a girl back in the day. He chuckled to himself at the thought. With that the two couldn't take it anymore and bursted out laughing. The others turned to find out what was happening and to see who's there.

"What the hell?!" Clint yells. After catching their breath, Steve started to explain.

"We recorded us moaning and making other noises, and used the speakers in my room and blasted them when Tony ran by. By the way it was priceless!" Steve said doubling over with laughter.

"..But....but why? Why Natashalie? When did you think of this?" Tony asked. This caused the two to laugh even louder than they were.

"It wasn't my idea Stark. It was Steve's." Natasha said. Everybody's jaws dropped until Steve explained himself.

"Stark, you better behave or I will do something worse next time." Steve threatened. He was really learning from Natasha on how to scare Stark.

"This is not over Captain Virginity!" Tony yelled.

"Tony please stop with the nickname, it's embarrassing." Steve complained. Before Tony could reply he was interrupted by his AI.

"Director Hill want me to inform the Maximoff twins, War Machine, the Winter Soldier, the Falcon, and Vision that they have a mission." JARVIS said. The following people left the room with no idea on what just happened. After a few moments Tony thought of a 'brilliant' idea.

"Thor my friend. Didn't you mention that you have that Asgardian alcohol with you?" Asked Tony.

"Yes Lord Stark I did bring some Mead with me!" Thor said. Tony's devious smile crept on his face as he said three words that Natasha despised. Especially coming from Stark's mouth.

"Truth or Dare! With the addition of alcohol. Spangles is getting drunk tonight!" Tony yelled.

"I'm not playing that childish game Stark." Natasha said.

"Yes, yes you will. Because if you don't I will make you and your Captain my personal assistants for a month, and that includes every single thing I would ask of you two." Tony replied. Natasha thought about it. She didn't want to play, but she also didn't want to be Stark's personal assistant with Steve for an entire month.

"I'm sorry Steve, but after last time I can't play this game so Mr. Stark-" Natasha said.

"No, Stark we will play your stupid game." Steve said. "Sorry Nat, but I can't be his personal assistant."

"Its okay Rogers. Tony shouldn't have put you in this in the first place." Natasha said to Steve.

"This is already getting fun! Widow is going soft on Cap here. So let the game begin!" Tony exclaimed. With that everybody grabbed their drinks and glasses and the game began. "Everybody take two shots!" Everybody did so and Tony Stark first asked the Captain "Truth or Dare?".

"Truth." Steve stated.

"You're no fun Captain Virginity! And that brings us to my question. Are you a virgin at the ripe age of what, 96?" Tony asked.

"No I am not." Steve said. Tony didn't believe him so he looked to the Black Widow for answers.

"Red, is lying to me?" Tony asked. Natasha saw the panic flash in his blue eyes, and she thought she'd cover him.

"No Stark, he is telling the truth or is shockingly good at lying to me." Was her response.

"Fine, now Spangles goes next. After everybody but Cap takes a shot, because he gets to take two for not taking a dare!" Tony said. Everybody did so and the game continued.

"Clint, truth or dare?" Steve asked.

"Dare, since it won't be bad." Clint said whispering that last part to the billionaire.

"If you don't think that it's going to be bad Clint, just you wait." Steve said pausing for dramatic effect. "I dare you to run in front of Barbra Morse's office singing call me maybe, naked."

"Nice one Steve!" Bruce cheered. He was glad that Clint had what was coming for him. "Karma's a bitch isn't it Clint." Bruce finished. Clint just rolled his eyes and did as what the Captain ordered him to do. As he reached the hallway of her office, took off all his clothes but kept his bow and arrows with him, and ran down the hallway terribly singing the song. Luckily for him, Bobbi's office was the only one with a light on. To his surprise and the enjoyment of the other Avengers, Director Maria Hill stepped out of the office to hear what the commotion was. By the time Clint finished the chorus, the director stopped him. Thankfully JARVIS was recording the entire event as well as showing the remaining Avengers a live stream.

"So call me maybe?" Clint sang.

"As long as you get your ass in here, now." Bobbi stated. "Sorry Maria, but we'll have to finish this later."

"That's ok as long as Barton never sings again and puts some clothes on!" Hill exclaimed as the other Avengers fell over with laughter. The door to Bobbi's office was now shut as Hill turned around and was looking straight into the camera as she addressed Stark. "No more Dares that can scare the innocent Stark!"

"JARVIS, please tell Director Hill that it was our very own Captain America who dared Katniss." Tony asked his AI. A couple seconds later Hill screamed back into the camera.

"What the hell Steve?! I thought you were better that this, and stop letting Stark corrupt you! I'm ashamed of you Steve, and the rest of you for that matter." Hill said as she stormed out of view. The room was silent for a minute until they all started laughing again. They didn't even hear Clint re-enter the room 20 minutes later.

"What happened while I was gone?" Clint asked.

"Nothing, just laughing and getting yelled at by Hill. So nothing new." Bruce said.

"Ok that means you all take a shot and I am going to ask Nat, Truth or Dare?" Clint suggested knowing she'll take the dare because it's her instinct.

"Dare." She replied coldly.

"Ok, first off you and Steve will want to take a couple shots, and then he is going to stand up straight and not move at all. Oh and hands above your head." Steve did as told but was curious why he was partaking in Natasha's dare. Clint announced the dare to Natasha "Nat, your dare is to use Steve as a stripper pole for 10 minutes, and take his shirt off as well Natasha." Clint smiled deviously to her. She took off his shirt and began the show. She first was just walking around him and flaunting her ass as she took off her shirt. "Nope, you can do better than that Natasha!" Clint yelled.

"Shut up Barton." Natasha yelled.

"For that outburst you have to do what we were talking about as well." Clint said as Natasha's face dropped.

"Tasha what is he talking about?" Steve stuttered as Natasha jumped on Steve and started using him as a pole. At the end of the time Clint oh so subtlety reminded her of the added part of the dare. Steve's face was already bright red and so was part of his chest.

"Nat just tell him!" Clint yelled. With that Steve couldn't take it any longer and turned her head towards him and captured her lips with his. "I told ya he felt the same way." Natasha took one hand off his back just to put it behind her as oh so conveniently flipped off Barton. She broke the kiss and he smiled his biggest and brightest smile that was contagious.

"Good night everyone!" Steve said as he grabbed Natasha's hand before she sat back down and took her with him.

"Good night Lord Steven and Lady Natasha!" Thor boomed.

"I better not be actually hearing you two through my vents!" Clint yelled.

"Fuck off Barton." Steve said with addition to Natasha giving him the death stare.

"Language Captain!" Tony screamed.

"You too Stark." Natasha said as the two disappeared.

"And that is the end of the game." Bruce said as they all went to their respective rooms.