It's midnight. dogs were barking, crickets chirping , a complete silence in the entire town yet someone's heart was in a chaos and thumping loud. Wait !! not out of fear but out of too much adrenaline rush for excitement. Raavi was shown either sitting on her bed or moving on the entire bed or fidgeting with the blanket. Her heart is in a different state without peace and her mind is on a holiday after meeting him.

She was biting her nails and continuously thinking with flashbacks of her beautiful time spend with Her Bandar Her Shiva after a longing of almost a month. How she wished the time to stop, to never come out of his embrace, How she missed his presence and after his glimpse she is becoming desperate to once again see him. She sighed and thought "Kaash meine insurance ke paise nhi liye hote, toh aaj Shiva humare paas hota..." But she can't do anything now.. All she can do now is help him, like a true 'Ardhaangini'.

"Bas kuch dinon ki baat hai, aur tension kis baat ki hai, mein.. mein hun naa yaha pe.." She remembered his words and the assurance his eyes held, yet her traitorous heart was longing to be with him 'Her Shiva'..

Then she remembered he added one thing ,"Tujhe jab aana hai, jab milna hai...Tu Bindaas aa" .

That's it !! That was the end. Her mind already was in a shut down mode and her heart was dancing recalling the fact that she has a green signal from Shiva himself that she could meet him anytime .

She looked at the clock and it was ticking somewhat 12:53 am. She sat on the bed and sighed 'What has happened to time?' She has to wait at least fot the clock to strike 1am so that she could be sure everyone slept. She gritted her teeth grumpily and harumphed. "Itna so so ke kyun jaa raha hai time" She sighed "badh hi nhi raha hai aage" She frowned.

She joined her hands and prayed "Hayye Somnath please jaldi se ek bajwaa do, taaki mein apne Shiva se mil paun please!!"...

After some 5 minutes or so which seemed to Raavi as 5 hours she chirped merrily and jumped out from her bed . Covered her face with her Dupatta and locked her room. She crosschecked the entire Aangan and then sighed in relief founding no one and even Krish was sleeping with Duvet till his face. 

She thought 'How he never felt suffocated by putting blanket upto the face? She can never sleep like that & Shiva he rarely sleeps with a blanket in winter days also..' She chuckled at the thought, but than hit her forehead 'Dobi Me!' She crosschecked all the rooms to find everyone asleep and beamed with excitement. She finally tip- toed out of the house with the minimum voice possible.

While going to Her Maasi's place she was really escalated of the fact that how fate is playing such a game. She & Shiva can never experience a 'Romantic Phase' in their pre married life unlike others but here God has planned to let them enjoy this. She always dreamt of Her Prince Charming climbing Pipes for her, surprising her... Here it's although reversed but still she was enjoying these.

"Ab humari love Story itni hatke hai toh Filmy Romance bhi toh hatke hoga na Raavi." She giggled and continued "Waise bhi kitna new experience haina tu apne Sasural waalon se chupke apne Maayke Jaa rahi hai Apne Pati se milne. Aww How romantically typical us. Bhootnath toh Aake bhi Almirah mein chupp gaya, Pann mein uske tarah Gadhedi nahi hun naa, Mauke ka faydaa uthana jaanti hun."

She twirled in the middle of the road. If anyone else saw her like this so ecstatic and churppy in the middle of the road midnight they would have surely considered her as Lunatic.

But little did they know she is indeed a Crazy 'Crazy in Love' for her One & Only Bhootnath.

She reached Her maasi's place and peeped here & there to crosscheck if anyone is there . She can't take the risk like Kanta Kaki saw them a few hours ago. When she felt everything was okay , she tried to open the window of the hall but failed. Whatt?? How's it possible? Last time too, she entered through this window only. She frowned and checked Kitchen Side's window and found it locked. 'what the heck!! Now how will she meet Shiva??'

She sulked and thought that Maybe fate is not on her side today. She was about to go but found the window of her room open. 'Is Bhootnath staying in her room?' . Maybe Yes, that's why the window is open. Now she knew that she can meet him but how? . 'ofcourse by climbing the pipe' Her heart whispered. But her blanked brain responded now all of a sudden & told her the consequence if she fell from the pipe. Her heart retarded stating 'Then forget meeting & spending time with Bhootnath.. Go to sleep you chipkali'. She humphed at her heart. Her heart always takes Shiva's side.

But she also always listens to her traitorous heart which is not her's anymore & so decided to experience this new thing too. "Dekh Shiva tere Pyaar ne mujhe sachme chipkali bann ne pe majboor kar diya hai." She smiled and started climbing it. The height wasn't so much and with little steps she easily climbed up to her balcony.

She landed and finally breathed deeply because of so much hardwork. She saw her Cutest Bandar sleeping so haphazardly on her bed. Snoring like a mendhak for sure, Holding her favourite pillow. She was totally lost in that moment and starred him to the fullest with her brightest smile . Then all of a sudden her Khurafati mind thought of a small prank .

She wrapped her face from the Dupatta and switched on her flash light from the phone.

She flashed the light on his face and with a spooky yet cute voice said "Sheeevaaaa" she chuckled at the thought what she was doing. He didn't paid any heed and moved to the other side. "Inn machharon ki toh..." She pouted in response... How dare he call her Machhar now she will surely scare him to the fullest.

He started snoring again and Raavi flashed the light on his face and whispered in his ears "Bhoooooooottttt." She tried to control her laughter. Irritating Shiva is her birthright for sure now. But again That bhootnath was snoring. 'Khumbhkaran Kahinkaa'.

She went to the other side of the bed and opened his right eye, and flashed the light on his eyes , But from a safe distance 'How can she for a prank make her Bhootnath Blind!' Soon after that Shiva's deep slumber broke & as soon as he saw the flash light & along with that a figure in white he was shocked and cried at the top of his voice. Raavi laughed her heart out proud of herself that finally she is successful in scaring the Bhootnath the mastermind of 'Kesar Kaand'. 'Good Job Raavi' She internally patted her back.

Here Shiva in fear was jumping, and after sometimes he registered her laughter and sat with folded legs on the bed. She sat beside him on the bed & continued laughing. She removed her Dupatta from the face & continued laughing even more watching his feared stricken face.

"Tu yeh 20 saal baad wala look laake, mu..mujhe aise daraa (keeping his hands on his fast beating heart) kyun rahi hai, Mu..Mujhe kuch ho jaata toh?" He said stuttering still managing to keep his fast racing heart in a normal pace and here the chudail whom he calls "wife" is enjoying it!.

"Kyun apna bhul gaya kya? kaise tune Krish ke saath milke Rishita ko haveli mein daraya tha" Her laughter became more loud. "Toh kya bhabhi ka badlaa mujhse le rahi hai , Gadhedi" He became a bit calm but was still processing everything.

The atmosphere became changed all of a sudden and Raavi was looking Shiva with a look of longing & desire. 'Did she know her innocent look is enough to drive him crazy?' His eyes softened. Cool breeze of early monsoon was seeping though the window calming the atmosphere more. Raavi stood up and sat Just opposite him facing straight. She wrapped her legs on his torso. Though she wanted to sit on his lap but then remembered he is still injured and is limping.

"Badlaa Nhi..." those were the only words she said coz after that she held his chin & straight kissed him on his lips. He closed his eyes in response and sweetly & very softly kissed her back. The kiss was so pure and untainted. They through the kiss could feel each other's longing and the amount of pain they have been suffering through coz of the 'Dooriyan'.

They broke the kiss but touched their foreheads wanting from the bottom of the heart to stop the time and live the moment for 'forever.' He kissed her forehead and ever so softly peppered her palms with kisses. She felt ecstatic. They hugged each other tightly and laid on the bed basking in the warmth of love.

"Meine security ke liye saare khidkiyan band kardi thi, phir tu kaise aayi? Humm" Raavi placed her head on his chest and listened to the peaceful rhythm of his heart. 

"Bas mujhe mann kiya, aur tu hi toh mujhe chipkali bulata hai toh kya tha , pipe chadhke aagyi apne hero se milne" Shiva looked upside and narrowed his eyes.

 "Tu mujhse milne ke liye pipe chadhke kyun aayi... Chipkali panna ghar mein karti, jaake chipakti apne chipkali rishtedaron ke saath, Pann aise yaha pe Khatron ke Khiladi bann ne ki kya zarurat thi? Geer Jaati toh.." Shiva was constantly fussing moreover he was concerned for her and she didn't knew how to stop him so she removed her dupatta and tied to his mouth shutting him up. 

"Kiitna bolta hai tu, Bhootnath kahinka" She frowned "Tere liye pipe chadhi aur mujhe pyaar karne ke bajaye tu lecture de raha hai, Jaa nhi rehna tere saath." 

She grumpily stood from the bed and was about to go when Shiva from behind hold her Wrist and pulled her and she directly landed on his rock hard body. She frowned and Shiva removed the Dupatta and tied the Dupatta on her back attaching with him. "Ab toh meine Tujhe apne saath baandh liya hai, Kaha jaayegi bachh ke" He smirked and winked at her. Raavi got what she wanted,"Toh jaana bhi kisse hai." She smirked in response. She always had to make a move to make this Bhootnath come in line  & action ! No issue.

Both drifted to sleep after their usual Nok-Jhok.

Here in Pandya Niwas Suman is pissed of from continuous snoring & capturing her Maximum space by a certain bulldozer named Prafulla.

"Kal subah ki pehli Kiran nikalte hi iss Bulldozer ko uske Bhoot bangle mein chodke aana parega. Isske saath aur ek second nhi kaata jaayega mujhse." She pushed Prafulla from her side but she didn't budge. Sighing Suman tried to sleep. But Prafulla's continuous snoring was making it difficult. 

"Pata nhi mera bhai iske saath apni zindagi kaise kaat ta hoga, sakshaat chudail jo hai." Suman pinched her nose and closed Prafulla's mouth to stop her snoring but it was of no use. So the least Suman could do was take two cotton balls and stuffed in her ear. She forcefully took Prafulla's pillow from her head and covered her ears with it and tried to sleep. That was how Suman spend the night.

...

The Next Morning was calm. Cuckoos were cooing, Early morning breeze was flowing and the curtains were moving and because of that, Raavi snuggled into Shiva and he too cuddled her. 

Sun Rays were falling on them making the scene more aesthetic & beautiful. Raavi blinked her eyes coz of the Sunshine and buried her head on his rock hard chest so as to prevent the light. Shiva subconsciously pulled her more closer. After almost a month both had a very peaceful & sound sleep. Only sounds of birds, and some little snoring of both Shiva & Raavi could be heard. 

The sun, as the morning was raising started increasing its intensity and Raavi's peaceful sleep was finally disturbed. She slowly opened her eyes and so the cutest sight ever. Her bhootnath Smiling in sleep. She cupped his face and kissed both his cheeks and nose. He smiled back. 

She then saw how in a lover's embrace they were entangled with Shiva's one arm as her arm pillow and the other Holding her waist . She clutching his torso and with one of her leg upon his leg, entangled. She blushed and gleamed in happiness after a long time. She somehow managed to free herself and stood to close the curtains. 

That time only her eyes fell on the clock and it was 7:10 am already. She then remembered everything how she came here & started becoming anxious. "Itna late kaise ho gya? Ab toh pakka Pol khul jaayegi." She bit her nails in fear and went to Shiva trying to wake him up.

But the kumbhkaran he is . 'Sone ka kaam banta, bhaar mein jaaye janta'. She shooked him up, jerked him but he didn't even budge. Irritated she took the jug of water & splashed it all over his face. He woke up with a jolt and angrily gritted throwing some expletives. 

"Mujhe gaali baad mein de dena, dekh Shiva 7 se upar baj raha hai, ab toh bheed hogyi hogi, mein ghar kaise jaungi?" She panicked and started fidgeting with her dupatta and paced the room.

"Jaise aayi thi, spider woman banke waise hi, aur saamne ka darwaaza bhi toh hai." Raavi frowned and in an irritated voice said "Achaa toh subah subah mein bandar ki tarah latak ke jaun, Gadhera. Aur saamne ke darwaaze se gyi aur fir se Kanta kaki jaise kisi ne dekh liya toh.." 

She again started her March past & Shiva grumpily got up from the bed and made her sit. "yeh parade karna chod, meine bola tha kya tujhe aadhi raat ko aa?" Raavi became more agitated and fake cried. "Yaha mein filmy hero ke tarah tujhse milne aayi, (fake sob) aur tu hai ki...Tujhko toh aata hi nhi hai, tujhse hota hi nhi hai, toh kya mein bhi chod dun."

He internally facepalmed himself and muttered "Gadhedi ki nautanki baazi shuru."

He hold her hand and took her downstairs, "Chal tujhe kisi bhi tarah chod aun, ekdum bhaag ke darwaaze se chali jaana samjhi" Raavi cutely nodded and Shiva along with Raavi was about to open the main door when they heard two familiar voices and both got the biggest shock. They in a unison said "Maa aur Maami/Maasi". 

Raavi became more Panicked and started biting her lips Shiva who was tensed how to handle the situation when saw her doing that, he for once forgot everything and started staring her. Raavi after a few seconds saw Shiva staring  her and she blushed by his intense gaze.

She snapped her fingers and his reverie broke. "Aise ghoor kya raha hai, Khaayega kya?" She teased him & he ruffled his hair and bushed. He got an idea. He took her to the storeroom and both hid in the small corner. 

"Shiva hum chupp toh gye pann maasi agar firse rehne aagyi toh kaise jaayenge." Shiva thought that and said, "Tune Dhara bhabhi ki awaaz sunni thi na?" Raavi nodded. "toh bas unko yeh sab handle karne de , waise bhi naya cheez discover kiya hai ki bhabhi jhoot bolne mein or manipulate karne mein expert hai."

Raavi chuckled at that but he covered her face "Ayye Chudail, itne zor se khi khi khi mat kar. Sunn liya na toh aaj hi lanka lag jaani hai."  Raavi pouted and kissed his palm. Shiva removed his palm by her sudden kiss. They sat there very close to each other with Raavi's head on his shoulder and he securely holding her waist. For once they were lost in their moment and were about to kiss when they heard the voices of Dhara fake crying and then Suman wheeling back. 

They broke of the moment unsatisfied . "Mujhe kisi bhi tarah maa se pehle pohochna hoga." Raavi muttered. "Chal, ab jaldi" Shiva hold her hand and they both ran towards the hall only to find Prafulla standing their.

"Lag gyi Lanka" Shiva thought that and Raavi's eyes widened. Prafulla was shocked to see Shiva & that too in a humanly form. She screamed her lungs out calling his name "Seeevaaaa" But Suman & others were already gone.

 "Tune ayye mereko, aise..aise darane ke liye natak kiya na bhaii.. Ayye tu zinda hai." She saw Raavi and gave her a shocked look "Ayye, bhai... tu.. tujhe bhi pata tha ne." Prafulla narrowed her eyes at Raavi and Raavi's mind went blank for that moment. But suddenly an idea struck and she said "Shiva, kaha hai Shiva" She cried with some tears in her eyes. She hold her Maasi's hand and pleaded to her "Please Maasi maa ,bolo na kaha hai mera Shiva, mujhe kyun nhi dikh raha hai" 

She turned towards Shiva and moved her hand in the air. Prafulla was in an utter shock that moment. "Ayye bhai, tere saamne khara hai, saandh tujhe nhi dikh raha." She saw the tears in Raavi's eyes and was sure that her daughter isn't lying. She thought "Matlab yeh raksas sirf mereko dikh raha hai, Hayye Mhara Bhogilal." 

Prafulla turned to The temple side & prayed Meanwhile Shiva smirked and pulled Raavi towards him. Raavi gasped and tried to push him but he Huskily whispered in her ears. "Aaj iss maami ka asli game bajata hun." Raavi was confused as to what he was saying . He back hugged her & Raavi breathed sharply. 

Prafulla turned towards Raavi and was again traumatized. "ayye raksas jeete jee meri phool si bacchi ke peeche betaal banke latka tha ab marne ke baad bhi latgega." She chanted Hanuman chalisa and shooed him away. Shiva being Shiva started nuzzling his nose on her neck. 

Raavi felt heaven but she can't even moan in delight. What kind of torture is it? Cause of the game between two stubborn adults she can't even moan. She internally pouted but almost gasped when Shiva kissed her neck. Maami was scandalised and was screaming on top of her voice. "chod, meri bacchi ko chod." She turned around to get a stick but found no one. 

Shiva who hid himself behind the curtains was laughing and Raavi was disatisfied with it. She wanted more, But had to put that façade also. "Maasi aap theek hona, kya hua kaha hai Shiva!?" Prafulla's head was spinning and she was about to faint but hold of herself and straight away went to the mandir. 

"Mujhe meri bacchi ko uss raksas se bachaana hoga, usko yeh maulli aur raksaa kawach baandh dungi gangajal chidak dungi toh kaam ban jaayega." Raavi was irritated by Shiva's game. He again back hugged her and twirled her around. Raavi humphed and said "Kya hai, maasi maa ko pareshaan karna hai toh mujhe kyun torture kar raha hai?" 

Shiva laughed at her impatient look .But before he could do anything , She clutched his vest and smashed her lips on his. The force was so strong that he almost stumbled and fell on the sofa. She sucked on his both lips & was roughly attacking him. Shiva's whole body was on fire. He hold her waist & pinched her waist. A shrill hissing moan escaped from her mouth. Prafulla who wasn't far away became more scared thinking it to be Shiva's ghost voice. She applied kumkum on her forehead & continued chanting Hanuman chalisa.

Meanwhile in the hall both were lost & completely forgot about Prafulla. Shiva was stroking his fingers on her body & she felt her whole body is burning. The kiss was getting more steamy & wild. Shiva reached her Dori & tugged it & opened . Raavi trailed down the kisses down his jawline & cupped his face. She was scratching her cheeks with his beard feeling ticklish but pleasure. Shiva roamed his hands on her back and kissed her smoothly. They were resting their foreheads on each other but soon started for another Love & kissing session.

Prafulla was almost done but felt that some weird noise were coming & Raavi also didn't come behind her. She took the maulli , Dhaaga & gangajal & came to the living room to witness the most scandalising and horrifying scene of her life. She exclaimed "Hayye Mhara bhogilal!!!!!" and thudd.

Shiva & Raavi who were lost, saw an unconscious maami lying on the floor. Raavi became panicked and immediately left the house before saying Shiva to find a new place & inform her "tu jaldi bhaag yaha se isse pehle maasi tera jeena haram karde." Shiva nodded and smiled like a maniac.."chal chal jaldi, tu  bhi bhaag yaha se."

He thought to just 'Romance in Sasural'  but Scandalizing & Terrifying Naagin Maami came free. Good that was though. But she invaded their intimacy. Now nothing could be done. He left for Raavi's room packed his belongings and was about to leave the house before glancing at maami for one last time. "Ae moti, tu bhaar mein jaa"

"Dar kaayam rahe." He laughed and left. 

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