For Ilikethewho of course. It ended up being weird but if I don't publish it now I probably never will.

Ever since Ringo was a little boy, he'd been fascinated by socks. Blue socks, red socks... every single sock.

But unfortunately not everyone shared his love for the socks. ''Socks are dumb,'' his peers would mock.

There were long socks, ankle socks and of course frilly socks, but Ringo loved them all.

Once when he was 10, he got angry at a sock hater that he even got into a street brawl.

He'd wear socks when in the shower, in a yellow submarine sometimes in the swimming pool.

As Ringo cheerfully insisted with a cute little grin ''It's because socks are so cool!''

Things changed when he moved out of home.

He had some many that the sock master came to visit: the Mighty Gnome.

''I like your socks," said the Gnome. "But what if you wore them with a sandal."

Ringo gasped and was shocked, how could he have not thought of this. "What a scandal!"

So little Ringo cried, as Master Gnome had given him a sock.

Ringo strutted around the town in his sandals but then he spied something even better a croc!

Not the animal but the shoes. Ah, croc so beautiful. It would go so well with his love.

So because of Ringo's lifetime love of socks, this is something I write of.

Ringo's love of socks maybe weird, but it is pure, unconditional and true.

As sometimes you find love in the strangest places and ways, but don't worry as other people do too!