Hannah turned up at Eddie doorstep. He opened the door and she was shocked to see Eddie wearing a bright red fluffy sweater.

"WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MURDER ELMO," she screamed.

He shrugged. "I don't understand. My brain isn't working. Wait till after 9am."

She smiled for some reason. "Okay, it's time for school!" Because apparently school is something worth smiling about.

A yellow school bus appeared in front of the house. Despite this bus just appearing randomly it was NOT magical. 🎵Bus... the not magic bus🎵 Hannah was just too busy looking at Eddie to notice shit while Eddie was thinking about David Lee Roth's hair and what a bastard he was.

They both both boarded the bus. "We are off to Rydell High," said the old looking progressive rock musician bus driver.

"Um, actually," said Paul McCartney the emo with a very small penis sitting in the back. "We don't even go there."

"Shut the fuck up," said Mick Jagger punching the bus driver in the face. "It's my time to ruin everything. Another male entered the bus, wearing a "Who the Fuck is Mick Jagger" shirt. He sat quietly at the front mumbling something about demon cows.

"You don't even know how to drive a bus Mick!" Said everyone at the sane time, including a saxophone player who just broke out into Careless Whisper randomly.

After too long of hearing Mick complain and overplayed sax parts everyone arrived at their school.

Eddie started laughing much to Hannah's confusion. "What's so funny?" She asked.

"I just got the Elmo joke."

Hannah could only face palm, as she dragged her slow boyfriend off the bus. "It's time for school!"

"Oh no, fear, dread and self loathing," Eddie said in a very monotone voice, following everyone else.

Turns out they didn't just go to any high school. They went to a MUSICAL high school. Not an art school, but a school where everyone randomly breaks out into song and choreographed dance routines.

"HEY PRINCESS," yelled Eddie to a long haired brunette, sitting at a lunch table.

''THAT'S MRS PRINCESS TO YOU,'' the man screamed back slapping the plant next to him with a salmon. The plant beside him said nothing.

''Eddie,'' sighed Hannah gazing into his not vampire eyes. ''I don't really want to go to school.''

Eddie kissed her on her ring pop candy ring. ''Tasty, but seriously who does want to go to school?"

Some nerds in the back frowned, then returned to their protractor death match. It involved using the mats  textbooks to build a fort, school bags as armour and whatever school supply you could come up with as a weapon.  (The money is on Pete Townshend)

''It's my birthday,'' Hannah blurted out.

Suddenly a disco ball dropped from the sky and the lights dimmed. Streamers erupted from the ceiling and everyone began dancing. A cake appeared and some naked rock stars popped out of the top.

''Iggy get your dick out of the cake,'' screeched Eddie. ''This has to be perfect for my Hannah!'' Iggy ignored him naturally.

Freddie strutted past, in his pink getup, applying more lipstick. ''Don't worry darling it is fabulous!" He said in a reassuring tone.

''Here here,'' laughed David Bowie wearing a bright pink dress that was slightly too big, so he kept nip slipping. ''I stole it from Princess Page.''

''I HEARD THAT!"

Eddie blushed, ''Anyway we all wanted to wish you happy birthday in our own little way. It's not much but-''

Hannah smirked, moving closer. ''Hmm?"

Eddie wrapped his arms around her, ''Happy birthday.'' Then their lips met...

''EWWWWW,'' screamed the plant.

Everyone laughed and sang happy birthday. Hannah's eyes didn't leave Eddie. One because he was gorgeous and two because her cake was getting ruined by Iggy.

The End!

A/N: I'm sorry this took so long and it isn't much. I've been holding up publishing it as it is.  Happy Birthday Hannah!

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