Tw: this is just generally random and fluffy. Mild smoking mention, slight homophobia from a barbie ripoff

Roman Mason, "the most handsome guy in school " as the girls put it. He was constantly being asked out or given love letters.

One day roman had had enough. "STOP IT!"  The closeted gay yelled at the six girls trying to ask him out.

"I've had enough...." he thought for a moment before smirking. "I'll go on a date. With anyone who guesses my dream date correctly... you have till the end of the day." He said before walking over to his brother, both of them going behind the school building.

Remus lit Roman's cigarette before lighting his own. He took a puff of it,letting the smoke swirl in the air as he breathed it out. "How will anybody guess that." He said with a laugh. "They probably won't." Roman laughed,taking a puff of his own fag.(fag in the uk is another word for cigarette)

A girl overheard this, the most popular girl in school infact. And smirked, her bright obnoxiously red lipstick making her teeth look pink. 'It's probably somewhere expensive she thought.' Running off.

Rumours spread fast about what his dream date would be all but three boys took notice of them.

One of the boys happened to be a childhood friend of Roman's. He smirked. "What are you smirking at vee?" The bubbly boy next to him asked. "Just that everyone wanting to get a date with pretty boy is way off. Should I take my shot?" He asked his two bestfriends. They both smile and nod.

The end of the day came rather quickly. Roman waited by the front gate whilst all the girls got into a crowd. Roman groaned internally, but externally he smiled. The popluar girl was first.

"Obviously, your dream date, is at an expensive restaurant, where we dine in the high class end and share our food." She smirked flicking her dark brown hair into another girl's face. 'How's the hairspray taste??' Roman questioned the poor victim internally. "Keep moving veronica." Veronica huffed and screamed a little before stomping off. 

The next girl came up to him " U-um it wouldn't happen to be a movie date would it??" She asked neverously. Roman felt bad for her she was cute and shy,reminding him of his childhood friend, he smiled at her  "No I'm sorry, but I know someone who would be interested if you want?" She looked up at him. He noticed a bi pin on her backpack. " Are you comfortable with going on a  date a girl??" She nodded. " amber Folley. She's had a crush on you since first year." He whispered in her ear. She blushed and smiled "thanks." She ran off smiling.

The next girls came and went all getting it wrong. Roman yawned feeling exhausted and board. That was until veronica shouted something. "WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" He looked over to see a  guy walking over. "None ya business barbie." He spat back. Roman laughed a little. " can I help you ?" He smirked raising an eyebrow. The boy stood infront of roman.

"Your dream date, it's going on a picnic out in the flower meadows on the border of town at sunset, walking through the forest in the moonlight before coming home to watch movies and cuddle." The guy, dressed in purple, smirked. Roman blushed. He'd only ever told that to two people he smiled and giggled. "Congratulations, you've won yourself a date emo nightmare." He said kissing virgil's cheek. Most the girls smiled at the two, others where slightly saddened but walked away anyway.

"BUT HE'S A GUY!!!" Veronica screeched. "AND I'M GAY!! YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE VERONICA!!"  Roman yelled back,giving her the bird.

Virgil smirked and picked roman up earning a squeak from the latter. "Well princess, I think you owe me a date."  Roman wrapped his arms around virgil's neck. "Lead the way hot topic." "Aww~ you think I'm hot.". "Obviously."