Ivory_Spirit189

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Birdcall, talking to Tallclouds on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Tallclouds: You bet!
Birdcall: At what temperature?
Tallclouds: 535.
Birdcall: That's the clock.
Tallclouds:
Birdcall:
Tallclouds: 536.

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Birdcall: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Tallclouds: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Tallclouds: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Birdcall, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Tallclouds:
Tallclouds: fsh

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Birdcall: Please, I'm begging you to let me treat you.
Tallclouds: I'm sorry is this our stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Birdcall: You're right.
Tallclouds: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Birdcall: How petty can you get?
Tallclouds: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Birdcall:
Birdcall: why-
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Tallclouds: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Birdcall: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tallclouds: Absolutely not.
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Tallclouds: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Birdcall: Tallclouds, what did you do?
Tallclouds: A MISTAKE
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Birdcall: How many kids do you have?
Tallclouds: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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