Chapter 2: I Don't Want This Fish, It's Too Salty
Preston turned back to normal upon hearing Danie and Allianna's statement. He and Rob blushed, though it was barely seeable, as they were ghosts.
Meowki25 walked up. "Poofless! Wait, no.... Poof-less. I have no more poofs!"
Rob and Preston stared at Meowki. "Um.... what?" they both questioned in unison, confused.
Fish nervously smiled. "Um... nothing!" she shouted, trying to take their attention off of the weird statement. "Now kiss!"
Preston now stared in shock at Fish. "Wait what?!"
Rob shrugged. He decided to give the fangirls what they wanted and kissed the lava mob. And since they were ghosts, and ghosts can't be hurt, Rob wasn't hurt by Preston's warmer-than-normal face.
Allianna started cheering. "Ah heck yeah!" she exclaimed as Fish took a picture. Allianna turned to Fish. "Send me a pic please."
Meowki started eating a hot dog, but then she realized she was a vegetarian. Throwing the hot dog in the trash can for SkyDoesMinecraft to eat, she started to eat a veggie hot dog. "Does anyone else want a hot dog?"
"Me!" Fish yelled after sending the pictures of Poofless to Allianna.
Allianna thanked Fish. "Hey, could I have a hot dog too?"
Danie started taking her own pictures of Poofless. Dang, how were they still kissing? "Nah guys, I'm hungry for some burgers."
PotatoSquared_15 stared at everyone, perplexed. "Ah geez, Poofless, do you have to kiss in public?"
Lachlan shrugged. Jerome glared at Danie angrily. "Dangit Danie, stop making me want burgers, you can't eat when you're a ghost!"
Mitch quickly shushed his friend. "Be quiet, biggums, we don't want the author to be mad at us."
Vikk glanced at Mitch questionably. "Author?"
Lachlan stared at his bae all like, "You poor uneducated child." "Dude, we're dead. We're allowed to break the fourth wall."
Danie raised an eyebrow at Lachlan. "Well, technically, you just did."
Lachlan raised a finger and opened his mouth to say something. Then he thought about what Danie said. He quickly lowered his hand and closed his mouth, agreeing with the glitch. Tatos chuckled.
Danie put on thug life glasses, causing Fish to facepalm.
Meowki broke the awkwardness by offering burgers and hot dogs. Allianna thanked her and took one of the hot dogs. Meowki then turned to Jerome, a special burger in her hands.
"Alright, Jerome, I made this burger with ghost material so dead people can eat it. But," Meowki added, an evil smile tugging at her lips, "I cooked it twice as much than normal, because you love cooked food, don'tcha?"
Jerome glared at Meowki, his face starting to glow red from anger under his fur. He growled at Meowki, realizing he couldn't hurt her in his ghost form. He inhaled slowly for ten seconds, then exhaled for fifteen, trying to regain his temper.
Instead Mitch reached in and grabbed the burger. Meowki was right, Mitch was able to eat the burger. "Thanks Meowki!"
Meowki sighed, satisfied with Jerome's reaction to the burger. "Want a raw fish, Jerome?"
Fish walked up to Jerome, holding a raw fish edible by ghosts. "Jerome.... just take it."
"I have a lot of raw fish," Meowki said. "I mean, I'm a cat hybrid and back when I ate meat I loved it. And since food never spoils, I have a lot of it stocked up at home.
Jerome just nodded and took the fish, eating it.
Preston looked at Mitch's burger, jealous. "Can I have a burger?"
Potato smiled, an idea forming in her head. She handed Preston an uncooked patty. The burger was immediately cooked in Preston's lava. Preston also smiled as he put the now cooked patty between two pieces of bread and ate the burger.
(aaaand from now on Meowki25 is just Ki :3)
Ki panted and stared at Jerome, who was now practically swimming in raw fish. 28163 fish, to be precise. Ki was delivering all of her fish to the hungry bacca. "You still hungry, Jerome?" she asked, panting. "You look pretty full.... luckily I have one more fish for you." She tossed a very confused HuskyMudkipz at Jerome.
Quentin screamed at being thrown through the air while Jerome was busy laughing his butt off. "Nah, I don't want this fish," Jerome said, gasping for air. "It's too salty."
Quentin glared at his furry friend. "Wow, thanks Jerome."
Danie watched this quarrel from the sidelines. When she also started to laugh her butt off, she hit herself with the pipe of Russia to calm herself down.
Potato glanced at Danie. "Um, don't kill yourself with that pipe just yet."
Jerome tossed Quentin back to the Overworld. Quentin was never more confused in his entire life. He screamed during the entire trip up to the surface.
Danie frowned at Potato. "I'm not trying to kill myself."
Quentin was still in the air. "See ya, fiesh!" Jerome exclaimed to the flying mudkip.
This time Potato was the one to frown at Danie. "I never said you were trying to kill yourself...."
Quentin finally managed to land. He landed in water, which soaks up the force of your fall that would normally kill you. "Oh thank Notch."
:3
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