(I can imagine VN singing this- so just bare with me here-)

"Hush hush hush-! Blush blush blush-!" VN says before pointing at you.
"You are now my big fat crush~!"

"I'm single as in can be~" VN says wiping away fake tears before smiling. "Your single~! Perfect for me~!" She says before standing proudly.

"I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me~!" VN says, then Neko walks in.

"Reason number one I'm super hot~ reason number two, she's super not-!" VN says then legit shoves Neko out of the room.

"Reason number 3 in all you got~! And all you got is someone hot~!" VN says, walking over to you.  "Boy-! Check my rezime, you want a background check-? Okay-! First name Hot and last name Bitch. Wanna get with me now that's the sitch. You think I'm trash, oh no I'm class~ and I got a big fat ass~! And all I gotta say is...~" She coos
"Please date me~! Because I'm single~! S-I-N-G-L-E-! Love me-! And hug me-! And touch me~! And well... F*ck me~"