First Chapter.
(Most of the "memes" will just be made up quotes.)
Gojira: from now on we'll be using codenames, you can call me Eagle One.
Gojira: X will be been there done that. Alex is Currently doing that. Tex is It happened in a dream once. Legi will be If I had to pick a guy, and Armas will be.. Eagle Two
Armas: Thank God
Legi:*Walking around still disappointed after having visited an aquarium 6 hours ago*
Tex: Legi, what did you think a Tiger Shark was?
Tex: So, who broke it?
Legi: I did, I broke it...
Tex: No, no you didn't. Arrn?
Arrn: Don't look at me. Look at Armas.
Armas: What?! I didn't break it!
Arrn: That's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?
Armas: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Arrn: Suspicious
Armas: No it's not!
Styg: If it matters, probably not...X was the last one to use it.
X: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Styg: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
X: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everybody knows that, Styg
Legi: Alright lets not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Tex.
Tex: No. Who broke it?
Armas: (whispering) Tex, Gojira's been awfully quiet..
Gojira: Really?!
Armas: Yeah really!
Gojira: My god!
Tex: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war-paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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