WYR
CONTEST RESULTS WILL BE RELEASED LATER!! But for now, here's an idea I stole from Frost_Hawk oops.
I don't own anything
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Saw Gererra: WELCOME TO ANOTHER ROUND OF THE OF ROGUE ONE GAME SHOW!!!
Orson Krennic: Did we have a game show before?
Saw Gererra: I am your host, Saw Gererra, and THIS is the Rogue One Game Show!
Jyn Eros: Okay
Ezra Bridger: Daheck?
Saw Gererra: Today's show: Would you rather?
Cassian Andor: Fine
Orson Krennic: Aw crud
K-2SO: Oh no. Another one of those retarded games
Chirrut Îmwe: Yay!
Baze Malbus: Yay!
Bodhi Andorrook: Idk what that is
Lyra Erso: ...
Saw Gererra: You will all be asked five questions of would you rather!
Orson Krennic: ...
Saw Gererra: First question! Would you rather be trapped in a cage with a nexu or rancor?
Lyra Erso: Rancor
Bodhi Andorrook: Nexu! They're so cute
Cassian Andor: Really Bodhi? I would go with the rancor
Bodhi Andorrook: Both are cute but the Nexu is smaller so I would be able to make friends with it easier
K-2SO: I would choose the rancor
Orson Krennic: Nexu.
Jyn Eros: Rancor
Galen Erso: Rancor
Baze Malbus: Rancor
Chirrut Îmwe: Nexu?
Saw Gererra: Next question! Would you rather date Darth Vader or Mon Mothma?
Chirrut Îmwe: MON MOTHMA IS THAT EVEN A CHOICE
Cassian Andor: ^^
Bodhi Andorrook: I agree. Mon Mothma
Jyn Eros: Mon Mothma
Lyra Erso: Mon Mothma
Baze Malbus: Mon Mothma
Orson Krennic: Darth Vader
Darth Vader: ...
Galen Erso: Better not choke on your dating aspirations Krennic
Orson Krennic: ...
Darth Vader: Tru Tru
Galen Erso: Btw I would Go with Mothma
Mon Mothma: I feel so loved ❤️
Cassian Andor: Well I wouldn't date you unless I had to choose between you, Darth Vader or Tarkin
Mon Mothma: ...
Mon Mothma: You know how to put someone down in the dumps, Captain Andor. No wonder you're still single.
Cassian Andor:
Orson Krennic: Kaytu, who would you choose?
K-2SO: Darth Vader
Darth Vader: two for me!
Saw Gererra: NUMBER 3: Would you rather be stuck on Hoth with no clothes or Tatooine in Death Trooper armor?
Baze Malbus: Hoth
Chirrut Îmwe: Of course you would
Chirrut Îmwe: I don't like cold places so I'm going with Tatooine
Bodhi Andorrook: Same tbh
Orson Krennic: Either way, you die.
Lyra Erso: Probably Hoth. At least I can find shelter in the mountains.
Galen Erso: Wouldn't you still die? I'm going for Tatooine
Lyra Erso: Do we have weapons?
Saw Gererra: Yeah sure
Lyra Erso: Then Hoth.
Orson Krennic: I see what you did there. I'm joining you on Hoth.
Cassian Andor: I'll go wherever Jyn goes
Jyn Eros: Hoth
Cassian Andor: On second thought, maybe not
K-2SO: I choose Tatooine
Saw Gererra: FOURTH QUESTION!! Would you rather be stuck on an island with your worst enemy/fear or be stuck in the Titan world?
Eren Jaëger: TITAN WORLD
Jyn Eros: Titan world has those giant 15 meter naked humans that eat people right?
Eren Jaëger: Yep
Jyn Eros: SIGN ME THE **** UP
K-2SO: Titan world. I have already been there
Cassian Andor: I don't have a fear so I'll go with the island
Orson Krennic: JYN ERSO AND K-2SO AND BODHI ROOK ARE HAVING A THREESOME!!!!! OHMIGOSH K-2SO IS HAVING A BABY!!!
Cassian Andor: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!!
Orson Krennic: Gotcha! 😜
Cassian Andor: I hate u 😑
Chirrut Îmwe: No words
Galen Erso: I'll choose the island
Lyra Erso: Island
Orson Krennic: Titan world
Baze Malbus: Titan world
Chirrut Îmwe: I can't see so I'm going with the island. The Force will guide me through my fears
K-2SO: Unless the island blocks the Force out
Chirrut Îmwe: ...
Chirrut Îmwe: Forget it. I'm going to Titan world
Eren Jaëger: We don't have the Force in my world
Chirrut Îmwe: :( I can't win
Saw Gererra: FINAL QUESTION!!! Would you rather ship Krandor (Cassian X Krennic) or Er-SO (Jyn X K2)
K-2SO: ER-SO DUH
Jyn Eros: WAIT CASSIAN X KRENNIC
Jyn Eros: DAFREEK
Chirrut Îmwe: Hahahaha! I choose Er-SO
Lyra Erso: KRANDOR!! That way Galen can't date Krennic. 😏
Galen Erso: ... you r one weird ex
Galen Erso: In that case, ER-SO! That way I CAN date Krennic!
Orson Krennic: Krandor
Cassian Andor: WhY
Cassian Andor: Both of those ships are ridiculous
Bodhi Andorrook: U have to choose
Bodhi Andorrook: And using Lyra's logic to apply it to Cassian I'm going for ER-SO
Baze Malbus: I choose Krandor because I would like to see how that works out
Jyn Eros: I'll choose Er-SO
K-2SO: Yassss
Darth Vader: Haha! I ship both
Eren Jaëger: Same but I think I'll go with Krandor
Darth Vader: I'll probably go for Krandor too
Mon Mothma: I want to see how Jyn would date a droid. It's Er-SO for me
Jyn Eros: This is so weird
K-2SO: Come on! It's great!
Cassian Andor: NO IT IS NOT GREAT
Baze Malbus: Oh please. You know you want to date Krennic
Chirrut Îmwe: NO BAZE!! CASSIAN STAYS SINGLE AND JYN GETS K2
Eren Jaëger: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS KRANDOR ALL THE WAY
Mon Mothma: Both ships could work out
Cassian Andor: Can we please end this round!!?
Saw Gererra: Not until you choose
Darth Vader: CHOOSE ANDOR
K-2SO: AND CHOOSE ER-SO
Cassian Andor: ...
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Cassian Andor: ...
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Cassian Andor: ...
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Cassian Andor: ...
Orson Krennic: He's spamming us with ellipses.
Cassian Andor: Fine. I'll choose Krandor
Eren Jaëger: YASSSSS
Darth Vader: YEA-HOO!!
Baze Malbus: TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS!!
Lyra Erso: CHAMPAIGN POURING OVER US!!!
Galen Erso: But the vote is split 6-6
Galen Erso: You can't be celebrating yet
Lyra Erso: In that case then, I shall ask derp_eyes.
Cassian Andor: NO FORCE PLEASE NO
Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE' NAME IN VAIN!!
Cassian Andor: BUT THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA
Jyn Eros: Actually it's great because derp is a multishipper
[Lyra Erso has added derp_eyes to the group chat]
Lyra Erso: Derp, would you rather have Krandor or Er-SO happen?
derp_eyes: Duh. The one with Krennic
Lyra Erso: Thank you.
[Lyra Erso has kicked derp_eyes from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger: NOW WE ARE VICTORIOUS
Darth Vader: CHAMPAIGN POURING OVER US!!!
Cassian Andor: Please no I don't want to be shipped
Galen Erso: U won't. Derp's magical ship generator has to confirm Krandor but it's confirmed Galennic so 😜😜
Orson Krennic: ...
Jyn Eros: Lol
Saw Gererra: AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS ROUND OF WYR QUESTIONS!!
Saw Gererra: I'm Saw Gererra and we'll see you next time on the Rogue One Game Show.
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