WYR

CONTEST RESULTS WILL BE RELEASED LATER!! But for now, here's an idea I stole from Frost_Hawk oops.

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Saw Gererra: WELCOME TO ANOTHER ROUND OF THE OF ROGUE ONE GAME SHOW!!!

Orson Krennic: Did we have a game show before?

Saw Gererra: I am your host, Saw Gererra, and THIS is the Rogue One Game Show!

Jyn Eros: Okay

Ezra Bridger: Daheck?

Saw Gererra: Today's show: Would you rather?

Cassian Andor: Fine

Orson Krennic: Aw crud

K-2SO: Oh no. Another one of those retarded games

Chirrut Îmwe: Yay!

Baze Malbus: Yay!

Bodhi Andorrook: Idk what that is

Lyra Erso: ...

Saw Gererra: You will all be asked five questions of would you rather!

Orson Krennic: ...

Saw Gererra: First question! Would you rather be trapped in a cage with a nexu or rancor?

Lyra Erso: Rancor

Bodhi Andorrook: Nexu! They're so cute

Cassian Andor: Really Bodhi? I would go with the rancor

Bodhi Andorrook: Both are cute but the Nexu is smaller so I would be able to make friends with it easier

K-2SO: I would choose the rancor

Orson Krennic: Nexu.

Jyn Eros: Rancor

Galen Erso: Rancor

Baze Malbus: Rancor

Chirrut Îmwe: Nexu?

Saw Gererra: Next question! Would you rather date Darth Vader or Mon Mothma?

Chirrut Îmwe: MON MOTHMA IS THAT EVEN A CHOICE

Cassian Andor: ^^

Bodhi Andorrook: I agree. Mon Mothma

Jyn Eros: Mon Mothma

Lyra Erso: Mon Mothma

Baze Malbus: Mon Mothma

Orson Krennic: Darth Vader

Darth Vader: ...

Galen Erso: Better not choke on your dating aspirations Krennic

Orson Krennic: ...

Darth Vader: Tru Tru

Galen Erso: Btw I would Go with Mothma

Mon Mothma: I feel so loved ❤️

Cassian Andor: Well I wouldn't date you unless I had to choose between you, Darth Vader or Tarkin

Mon Mothma: ...

Mon Mothma: You know how to put someone down in the dumps, Captain Andor. No wonder you're still single.

Cassian Andor:

Orson Krennic: Kaytu, who would you choose?

K-2SO: Darth Vader

Darth Vader: two for me!

Saw Gererra: NUMBER 3: Would you rather be stuck on Hoth with no clothes or Tatooine in Death Trooper armor?

Baze Malbus: Hoth

Chirrut Îmwe: Of course you would

Chirrut Îmwe: I don't like cold places so I'm going with Tatooine

Bodhi Andorrook: Same tbh

Orson Krennic: Either way, you die.

Lyra Erso: Probably Hoth. At least I can find shelter in the mountains.

Galen Erso: Wouldn't you still die? I'm going for Tatooine

Lyra Erso: Do we have weapons?

Saw Gererra: Yeah sure

Lyra Erso: Then Hoth.

Orson Krennic: I see what you did there. I'm joining you on Hoth.

Cassian Andor: I'll go wherever Jyn goes

Jyn Eros: Hoth

Cassian Andor: On second thought, maybe not

K-2SO: I choose Tatooine

Saw Gererra: FOURTH QUESTION!! Would you rather be stuck on an island with your worst enemy/fear or be stuck in the Titan world?

Eren Jaëger: TITAN WORLD

Jyn Eros: Titan world has those giant 15 meter naked humans that eat people right?

Eren Jaëger: Yep

Jyn Eros: SIGN ME THE **** UP

K-2SO: Titan world. I have already been there

Cassian Andor: I don't have a fear so I'll go with the island

Orson Krennic: JYN ERSO AND K-2SO AND BODHI ROOK ARE HAVING A THREESOME!!!!! OHMIGOSH K-2SO IS HAVING A BABY!!!

Cassian Andor: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! THE HORROR!!!!

Orson Krennic: Gotcha! 😜

Cassian Andor: I hate u 😑

Chirrut Îmwe: No words

Galen Erso: I'll choose the island

Lyra Erso: Island

Orson Krennic: Titan world

Baze Malbus: Titan world

Chirrut Îmwe: I can't see so I'm going with the island. The Force will guide me through my fears

K-2SO: Unless the island blocks the Force out

Chirrut Îmwe: ...

Chirrut Îmwe: Forget it. I'm going to Titan world

Eren Jaëger: We don't have the Force in my world

Chirrut Îmwe: :( I can't win

Saw Gererra: FINAL QUESTION!!! Would you rather ship Krandor (Cassian X Krennic) or Er-SO (Jyn X K2)

K-2SO: ER-SO DUH

Jyn Eros: WAIT CASSIAN X KRENNIC

Jyn Eros: DAFREEK

Chirrut Îmwe: Hahahaha! I choose Er-SO

Lyra Erso: KRANDOR!! That way Galen can't date Krennic. 😏

Galen Erso: ... you r one weird ex

Galen Erso: In that case, ER-SO! That way I CAN date Krennic!

Orson Krennic: Krandor

Cassian Andor: WhY

Cassian Andor: Both of those ships are ridiculous

Bodhi Andorrook: U have to choose

Bodhi Andorrook: And using Lyra's logic to apply it to Cassian I'm going for ER-SO

Baze Malbus: I choose Krandor because I would like to see how that works out

Jyn Eros: I'll choose Er-SO

K-2SO: Yassss

Darth Vader: Haha! I ship both

Eren Jaëger: Same but I think I'll go with Krandor

Darth Vader: I'll probably go for Krandor too

Mon Mothma: I want to see how Jyn would date a droid. It's Er-SO for me

Jyn Eros: This is so weird

K-2SO: Come on! It's great!

Cassian Andor: NO IT IS NOT GREAT

Baze Malbus: Oh please. You know you want to date Krennic

Chirrut Îmwe: NO BAZE!! CASSIAN STAYS SINGLE AND JYN GETS K2

Eren Jaëger: JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS KRANDOR ALL THE WAY

Mon Mothma: Both ships could work out

Cassian Andor: Can we please end this round!!?

Saw Gererra: Not until you choose

Darth Vader: CHOOSE ANDOR

K-2SO: AND CHOOSE ER-SO

Cassian Andor: ...

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Orson Krennic: He's spamming us with ellipses.

Cassian Andor: Fine. I'll choose Krandor

Eren Jaëger: YASSSSS

Darth Vader: YEA-HOO!!

Baze Malbus: TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS!!

Lyra Erso: CHAMPAIGN POURING OVER US!!!

Galen Erso: But the vote is split 6-6

Galen Erso: You can't be celebrating yet

Lyra Erso: In that case then, I shall ask derp_eyes.

Cassian Andor: NO FORCE PLEASE NO

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE' NAME IN VAIN!!

Cassian Andor: BUT THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA

Jyn Eros: Actually it's great because derp is a multishipper

[Lyra Erso has added derp_eyes to the group chat]

Lyra Erso: Derp, would you rather have Krandor or Er-SO happen?

derp_eyes: Duh. The one with Krennic

Lyra Erso: Thank you.

[Lyra Erso has kicked derp_eyes from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger: NOW WE ARE VICTORIOUS

Darth Vader: CHAMPAIGN POURING OVER US!!!

Cassian Andor: Please no I don't want to be shipped

Galen Erso: U won't. Derp's magical ship generator has to confirm Krandor but it's confirmed Galennic so 😜😜

Orson Krennic: ...

Jyn Eros: Lol

Saw Gererra: AND THAT CONCLUDES THIS ROUND OF WYR QUESTIONS!!

Saw Gererra: I'm Saw Gererra and we'll see you next time on the Rogue One Game Show.
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Krandor or Er-SO?

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