READ THIS BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO: This parody has a lot of language. PLEASE do not watch if you dislike that sort of thing.

Welp, time to see part of the pegasister (female My Little Pony fan) side of me and what I watch in my free time.

Also, I got some snow where I live, which is why I made this chapter.

I don't own anything.
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Baze Malbus: I don't mind a little cold weather, snow or ice,

Bodhi Andorrook: But when it becomes too intense it isn't very nice.

Chirrut Îmwe: At first the snow is beautiful. It's fluffy, white and rich

Orson Krennic: Chirrut you can't see

Baze Malbus: But when I have somewhere to go it's such a F****** B*****

Baze Malbus: All I want to do is walk on over to the store
But now there's all this snow and ice that wasn't there before

Jyn Eros: Okay...

Baze Malbus: I cannot go 10 feet without falling on my a**
I must be honest, and I'm sorry if this is kind of crass

Cassian Andorrook: I'm scared

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffedup, Winter's kriffed up

Cassian Andorrook: But I like winter

Baze Malbus: The snow is too Forcing thick

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Baze Malbus: No one enjoys being sick
Winter can suck my stick

Bodhi Andorrook: I'm don't know why the Force must make the weather suck
Something to do with a season-thing, honestly I don't give a fuck.

Lyra Erso: ...

Bodhi Andorrook: Flying is better than walking on the ground
But when I fly my ship's

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Repeatedly snowbound

Bodhi Andorrook: OH KRIFF!!

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Bodhi: Andorrook: 20 Celsius below zero

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Bodhi Andorrook: The streets are always narrow

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Bodhi Andorrook: Outside, keep your mouth closed
'Cause winter FORCING blows

Jyn Eros: I don't know what to say to this song...

Chirrut Îmwe: Now I have to wear like 7 layers of clothing
These coats are collapsing my lungs, and yet I'm still singing

Orson Krennic: You must have big lungs

Galen Erso: Its called Talent Krennic

Chirrut Îmwe: I can barely see anything with all the wind and snow

Cassian Andorrook: You can't see...

Chirrut Îmwe: I'm almost killed by falling icicles

Jyn Eros: Use the Force, you idiot

Chirrut Îmwe: Mother Nature is a

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: homocidle foe!

K-2SO: Bum bum bum

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Chirrut Îmwe: I don't know why others like it

Cassian Andor: Because snow is amazing

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Chirrut Îmwe: Holidays are one benefit

Jyn Eros: Very true

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Chirrut Îmwe: But once they're over, it
becomes loads of reekshit

Bodhi Andorrook: And sure, little boys and girls might get at least one snow day
But then they have to make up all their homework anyway

Galen Erso: I remember those painful days...

Orson Krennic: you never had a problem...

Chirrut Îmwe: And snowball fights are kind of fun unless you are a nerd (Lyra)

Lyra Erso: I'm offended. :(

Chirrut Îmwe: This song should apply to you even if you

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: haven't joined the herd!

K-2SO: OH YEAAAH!!

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Baze Malbus: The roof tops are caving in

Cassian Andorrook: Well shoot. Guess I should fix them

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Chirrut Îmwe: Weather like this should be a sin (praise the Force)

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Bodhi Andorrook: Can't wait for spring to begin
Frost bite FORCED up my skin

Baze Malbus: The other seasons have problems,
Summer's hot and all
But at least I can walk around and not constantly fall

Chirrut Îmwe: Speaking of which, autumn is fine despite the leaves dying
And spring has rain but makes up for it with rainbows, flowers-

[Baze Malbus has interrupted Chirrut Îmwe's text]

Baze Malbus: AND OTHER GAY STUFF!!

K-2SO: GAY

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Baze Malbus: Can people please move faster?

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's kriffed up, Winter's kriffed up

Bodhi Andorrook: Tatooinians are lucky bastards

Baze Malbus, Chirrut Îmwe and Bodhi Andorrook: Winter's fucked up, Winter's fucked up

Baze Malbus: How long will this b**** last?

Bodhi Andorrook: Hope this reekshite melts fast

Chirrut Îmwe: Force winter in the A****

Jyn Eros: Damn Jedha natives
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By the way, Baze, Bodhi and Chirrut are all from Jedha.

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