I haven't watched the episode at the time of writing this but I'm assuming it's going to be nowhere as close as what the actual episode is.

I don't own anything.
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[Thawn has added FinnyBoi, Ahsoka Tano, Agent Kallus, Minister Tua, Galen Erso, Cassian Andor, K-2SO, Galen Marek and Bodhi Andorrook to group chat 'Guilty as Charge']

Thawn: Guys there is a traitor among the Empire ranks spying on me. Code name Fulcrum.

FinnyBoi: Wasn't me

Agent Kallus: I shall track them down for you

Cassian Andor: I'm not with the Empire

Ahsoka Tano: Neither am I

Bodhi Andorrook: Not my problem

K-2SO: Too bad Thawn 😜

Minister Tua: I'm dead

Galen Erso: Oh gosh... that is unfortunate

Galen Marek: Woof, rough spot, man

Thawn: And I believe it was one of you guys who just spoke

Galen Marek: Whaaaaaaat?!?

Galen Erso: Why are there two Galens?

Galen Marek: I was here first. You stole my name

Ahsoka Tano: Actually it is completely ordinary for people to have the same name or the same name pronunciation. For example, Jyn and Jinn

Agent Kallus: Pretty sure no one else has the name Rachquet

FinnyBoi: I'm not even in this timeline so I can't be the traitor

TR-8R: TRAITOR!!

FinnyBoi: EEP! How did he get here?

Thawn: I added him before I added you guys

Thawn: He will help me sniff out the traitor

Thawn: Now then, what's the rest of you lot's excuses?

Cassian Andor: I'm just a captain in the Rebellion

Minister Tua: I'm dead

Ahsoka Tano: We heard

Bodhi Andorrook: I want to find Saw Gererra

Galen Erso: I'm building the Kriffing Death Star.

Agent Kallus: I have been loyal to the Empire my entire life. Why would I betray them now?

K-2SO: I was reprogrammed

Agent Kallus: No one cares

K-2SO: :(

Cassian Andor: DO NOT TALK TO MY DROID THAT WAY

Galen Marek: I'm not really with the Empire anymore

Thawn: Any of you could be the traitor! Any of you could be Fulcrum! Which is why I will personally interrogate you all.

K-2SO: Dude, that will take, like, two chapters if you do it for all of us

Cassian Andor: And what if the person you're interrogating refuses to tell you?

Agent Kallus: ^^

Ahsoka Tano: ^^

Thawn: I'll make them tell me.

Thawn: First up is Finn.

FinnyBoi: IM NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD YET!!!

Thawn: But you will answer to me or I will execute you on the spot

FinnyBoi: EEP! GUYS THE BLUE SMURF IS CRAZY!!

Minister Tua: I don't think he's the one

Bodhi Andorrook: I second that

Galen Marek: He's in the timeline where Starkiller is movie canon. He's not the one

TR-8R: BUT HE'S A TRAITOR!!

Thawn: So you're saying Finn's intelligence is not that high and I won't be able to acquire anything useful?

FinnyBoi: HEY! I'm not even a year old! But I could give you some information... like how Poe and Rey are both hot. You know, maybe we should have a thr-

[Thawn has kicked FinnyBoi from the group chat]

Thawn: Did not need to continue that chat. Next! K-2SO.

K-2SO: I'm a sassy droid with a lot of sass that will sass you out ribbit

Cassian Andor: Really? Ribbit?

Galen Erso: That was so random

K-2SO: But seriously, I'm innocent

Thawn: Yet you're an imperial droid. It's nearly impossible to mimic an imperial droid's pieces outside of the Empire.

K-2SO: I'm not Fulcrum

Agent Kallus: If K2 was Fulcrum, what would you do with him anyway?

Thawn: Remove his hard drive and then throw him in a trash compactor.

Galen Marek: Amazing. So amazing. 👏

K-2SO: I know right? And by right, I mean HOLY **** IM GONNA DIE

Thawn: Are you serious? -_-

Agent Kallus: You see how much of an idiot he is. Clearly he's not smart enough to be Fulcrum.

K-2SO: HOW DARE U!!

Cassian Andor: DO NOT SPEAK TO KAYTU THAT WAY

Cassian Andor: Dang it! Thrawn has disabled the ability to kick out other people unless you're the group leader

K-2SO: Wonderful. Someone please shoot Thrawn for me.

Thawn: Bang! Got to you first.

[Thawn has kicked K-2SO from the group chat]

Ahsoka Tano: That went from 1 to 10 real quick

Thawn: Next up, Minister Tua

Minister Tua: So I offered some information to the Rebels. Big deal. IM DEAD FRIM AN EXPLOSION AND ITS ALL THANKS TO THE ******* EMPIRE

Thawn: Good for you

[Thawn has kicked Minister Tua from the group chat]

Ahsoka Tano: How is Tua not the least bit suspicious?

Thawn: She's too stupid to pull off such a feat

Thawn: I choose Bodhi Andorrook next

Bodhi Andorrook: EEP! NuNuNuNuNuNuNu!

Cassian Andor: PROTECT THE BODHI

Galen Erso: #ProtectTheBodhiBBY1

Galen Marek: #BodhiIsGuilty

Cassian Andor: IT'S MAREK!! MAREK IS THE TRAITOR!!

TR-8R: TRAITOR!!

Thawn: Patience... I must inspect Bodhi with my little beady eyes

Bodhi Andorrook: Um... how come your name is still Thawn even though we crashed the chat and reset everyone's name..?

Thawn: WHAT?!?

Thawn: Shoot... it is...

[Thawn has changed his name to Thrawn]

Thrawn: Much better

Bodhi Andorrook: I like Thawn better...

Thrawn: You are guilty of defecting and betraying the Empire. Perhaps it's you who has been passing information to the rebellion

Bodhi Andorrook: Well, come on. Everyone except two that you added to the chat has defected from the Empire

Agent Kallus: you have got to be kidding me 😑 THERE ARE TWO FULCRUMS IN THIS CHAT?!?

Cassian Andor: Cuff me up Thrawn but leave Bodhi alone

Bodhi Andorrook: Awwweee! You care about me!

Thrawn: Shut up, Andor. TR, is Andorrook the traitor?

TR-8R: Sir, all of them are traitors one way or another

Thrawn: EVEN THE PEOPLE I KICKED OUT!?

TR-8R: Sir, you need to do some more research on your suspects next time before you interrogate them

Thrawn:

[Thrawn has kicked Bodhi Andorrook from the group chat]

Galen Erso: He's innocent! Yay!

Thrawn: You're next Galen

Galen Erso: I'll never tell you anything

Thrawn: Yeah? Well then what was the whole scene on Eadu for?!

Galen Erso: I built the freaking Death Star for you and it worked. Happy?

Thrawn: It blew up

Galen Erso: But it still worked

Thrawn: It blew up

Galen Erso: Besides, I never liked the Empire but that was the only time I've ever sent information to the rebellion

Thrawn: you really stink at lying. Tell me how many times you sent messages to the Rebellion

Galen Erso: ONE!

Ahsoka Tano: He's not lying. The Force says so

Cassian Andor: Actually he sent us a group of pictures of hot chicks he found at a bar once

Everyone: ...

Cassian Andor: Pretty sure he was drunk

Thrawn: Well well well

Galen Erso: DONT KILL ME!! WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF MY STARDUST!??

Galen Marek: Lyra

Agent Kallus: Krennic

Ahsoka Tano: Saw

Cassian Andor: Me

[Thrawn has kicked Galen Erso for the group chat]

Thrawn: And Marek, what's your reason for defecting

Galen Marek: Me no likely the Empire

Crickets: Cheep cheep cheep

Galen Marek: Darth betrayed me

[Thrawn has kicked Galen Marek from the group chat]

Thrawn: Finally, you three

Ahsoka Tano: Wasn't me

Cassian Andor: I didn't do anything

Agent Kallus: Why are you blaming me!?

Thrawn: Well didn't Bodhi say everyone except two have defected from the Empire?

Agent Kallus: So?

Cassian Andor: So?

Ahsoka Tano: So?

Thrawn: Andor and Tano have never been on the Empire

[Thrawn has kicked Cassian Andor and Ahsoka Tano from the group chat]

Thrawn: Which means you are the traitor

Agent Kallus: WHAAAAAAAATTT

TR-8R: TRAITOR!!

[Thrawn has kicked TR-8R from the group chat]

Thrawn: Why have you betrayed the Empire, Fulcrum?

Agent Kallus: I have no idea what you're talking about

Thrawn: TELL ME

Agent Kallus: Okay! Okay! Blue smurf!

Agent Kallus: I wanted to make ThrawnKrennic happen but Krennic has been drifting to the Rebellion side because of the young Erso so I played Fulcrum to see if toe Rebellion would drive him back to the Empire and so far it hasn't worked out that great but I have another plan coming up and if you would just let me continue to try and rope in Director Krennic we can make ThrawnKrennic a thing and then I'll come back to the Empire's side and relay all their secrets to you. Sound good? (plus KalliZeb is lyfe)

Thrawn: THAT IS AWESOME!! 😄😄😄😄 Continue your work

Agent Kallus: Thank you, sir.

[Agent Kallus has texted into group chat 'Fulcrum Spaghetti']

Agent Kallus: You guys really stink.

Cassian Andor: What? We were proven innocent

Ahsoka Tano: XD you're gonna have to learn the ways of the Fulcrum Spaghetti, Kallus

Agent Kallus: ...

Agent Kallus: Sometimes I wonder why I even teamed up with stupid Fulcrums
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AaaNndd that just happened. Do you guys like ThrawnKrennic (Probably not as much as Galennic or Tarkrennic (but I'm sure more than Jynnic)).

Please review!