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Cassian Andor: Jyn

Cassian Andor: JYN

Jyn Erso: This is how the other chapter started out

Jyn Erso: Did I leave my phone at your place again?

Cassian Andor: No your father is making out with Orson right in the kitchen

Cassian Andor: And it's very disturbing

Chirrut Îmwe: Can't be as disturbing as the sounds Eren and Ezra were making last night

Sabine Wren: They were having a tickle fight. Have you ever heard of something more stupid?

Chirrut Îmwe: Yes. My auto correct calling Cassian Classism

Chirrut Îmwe: Cassian's classism for Jassian

Baze Malbus: I think that's the wrong use for that word

K-2SO: Classy Cassie

[K-2SO has changed Cassian's name to Classy Cassie the Cat]

derp_eyes: Why

[K-2SO has kicked derp_eyes from the group chat]

K-2SO: No one likes you derp

Lyra Erso: I like her. Because SHE ACTUALLY SHIPS LYREN

Jyn Erso: She ships Galennic too and you forgot a period.

Lyra Erso: ...

Classy Cassie the Cat: Galennic can happen. It keeps Orson away from Jyn

Bodhi Rook: I AM TRIGGERED

Classy Cassie the Cat: As am I with this name

Lyra Erso: Keep the name. It is hilarious.

Classy Cassie the Cat: ...

Galen Erso: OOH OOH SAY IT TEN TIMES FAST

Chirrut Îmwe: it's not that hard

Jyn Erso: Really? I get tongue tied

Baze Malbus: He's good at those sorts of things because he always says his Force thing so fast

Chirrut Îmwe: ITS NOT JUST ANY FORCE THING GOSH BAZE HOW ARE YOU EVEN ENGAGED TO ME!???

Jyn Erso: 0_0 YOU GUYS ARE ENGAGED?!??

Jyn Erso: CONGRAULATIONS!!

K-2SO: Congratulations. You have become engaged.

Baze Malbus: Yep! It's been wonderful!

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze is the best!

Bodhi Rook: I wish my relationship with Cassian was a nice as yours

Baze Malbus: We can tell you all our secrets 😏😏

Galen Erso: OOH tell me then too so I can strengthen my relationship with Orson

Lyra Erso: I'm so lonely...

K-2SO: I can be your date

Lyra Erso: It's one thing if you date me daughter, it's another if you date me.

K-2SO: But at least I'm better than Orson's mother

Orson Krennic: ... That was one of the very first chats we had, right?

Jyn Erso: Thankfully we are not related

Orson Krennic: That would have really screwed up the Jynnic.

Orson Krennic: Seriously, why did you break up with me?

Jyn Erso: I'd rather be with Cassian

Classy Cassie the Cat: :)

Jyn Erso: And you need to find your own love life. You have yours. I have mine. Done deal

Orson Krennic: ... fine

Orson Krennic: At least Galen is open to options about romance between us

Galen Erso: Heck yeah!

Lyra Erso: I want a date

Bodhi Rook: me too

Lyra Erso: Are you implying that I date you?

Bodhi Rook: That would be nice

K-2SO: BUT THEN I WILL BE LONELY

BB-8: beep beep mothmafkers

K-2SO: Oh

Lyra Erso: I need a date.

Bodhi Rook: I'm single :(

Classy Cassie the Cat: oh hell no

Jyn Erso: MAMA! DONT DATE BODHI!! HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!!!

Lyra Erso: You married Orson. He's 30 years older than you. I am only 20 years older than Bodhi. Plus, your father was 10 years older than me.

Bodhi Rook: Still want to date Cassian

Lyra Erso: And I want my Galen back.

Galen Erso: TOO BAD

Orson Krennic: Geez, Galen. She's still getting over the breakup. Be nice.

Galen Erso: She has prevented me from dating you all these years.

Orson Krennic: But you proposed to her.

Galen Erso: So?

Orson Krennic: Doesn't that mean that you technically accepted the fact you loved her more than me?

Orson Krennic: Because I wouldn't propose unless I was positive I wanted to be with that person forever.

Lyra Erso: SEE?!? KRENNIC KNOWS WHAT A TRUE HUSBAND IS!!!

K-2SO: Lol

Chirrut Îmwe: Why must we all fight over ships?

Classy Cassie the Cat: Because we must

Jyn Erso: It is our destiny

K-2SO: Plus not all of us have a nice ship like Chaze

Baze Malbus: SpiritAssassin**

K-2SO: What's the difference?

Baze Malbus: One sounds cool, the other sounds like a a blend of words

Chirrut Îmwe: ... Baze you are weird

Baze Malbus: Cute weird? 😏

Chirrut Îmwe: Nope. Just weird

Baze Malbus: ...

K-2SO: HEHEHEHE

Jyn Erso: Okay guys I'm going to make out with Cassian and if I come back and see Mama is with dating Bodhi I'm gonna personally murder Bodhi

Orson Krennic: Why are you so violent?

Bodhi Rook: :(

Lyra Erso: Fine! Go off and make love with your "sexy" captain dude!

Leia Organa: YEAH JYN

Orson Krennic: YEAH

K-2SO: YEAH!!

Jyn Erso: Why do you guys all hate me?

Galen Erso: Don't worry Jyn. Soon there will be love between everyone and we'll all be happy!

Chirrut Îmwe: Like me and Baze

Agent Kallus: Or me and Zeb

Ahsoka Tano: Or me and Fulcrum 3.0

Jyn Erso: WHAT

Classy Cassie the Cat: AHSOKA

Ahsoka Tano: Hehe boop!

[Ahsoka Tano has changed Classy Cassie the Cat's name to Cassian Andor]

Ahsoka Tano: See you later love <3

Agent Kallus: I AM DISTURBED

Cassian Andor: AHSOKA

Jyn Erso: YOU CHEATER!!!

Orson Krennic: And now Jyn is chasing  Cassian with a frying pan

Galen Erso: Well at least that won't happen to us

Orson Krennic: Even though I made out with Pryce?

Galen Erso:

Galen Erso: Wtbantha Orson
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