Weird Chapter That Needs A Better Title

When your favorite video game character and your favorite show character have the same voicer, this happens:

BEHOLD!! Link Jaëger, here to protect the Triforce from the Titans!

Link's from Legend of Zelda by the way (which I've never actually played except for a store demo).

I don't own anything.
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Galen's Death Star: Hi

Jyn's Death Star Plans: Hey Deathy

Galen's Death Star: What's up?

Jyn's Death Star Plans: Nm. I'm stuck here in Jyn's collection

Jyn's Death Star Plans: Ugh it's boring

Galen's Death Star: I'll bet it's quiet tho

Galen's Death Star: I can hear my creator yelling at Tarkin again

Jyn's Death Star Plans: This is downright depressing

Galen's Death Star: What is?

Jyn's Death Star Plans: We're never recognized. The rogues and crossovers talk to each other all the time but they never listen to us. Even Cassian's teletubby gets more recognition than us

Cassian's Teletubby: Too bad derp doesn't want to continue that recognition

Orson's Goldfish: Hi

Cassian's Teletubby: Who the heck are you?

Orson's Goldfish: I'm Orson's Goldfish

Cassian's Teletubby: ... Orson has a goldfish?

Orson's Goldfish: As of now he does

Death Star Plans: This took a turn quickly

Baze's Stuffed Whale: Indeed it did

Galen's Death Star: more like this got weird fast

Lyra's Oven: Yes it did

Chirrut's Bunny: Yep

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: Indeed

Galen's Death Star: Are we all possessions of other people?

Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Yep

Lyra's Oven: It's sad isn't it

Lyra's Oven: I'll be you guys have it great. I get grammar lessons from Lyra as she bakes

Orson's Goldfish: You won't believe what I get. Orson loves dance in his room. Sometimes he does it without a shirt on...

Cassian's Teletubby: HAH! I get to hear Cassian's terrible karaoke!

Baze's Stuffed Whale: I get the stuffing squeezed out of me whenever Baze hugs me

Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Tarkin doesn't appreciate me enough.

Galen's Death Star: Oh yeah? Well Galen doesn't even like me!

Jyn's Death Star Plans: Oh yeah? Well u guys should see Jyn's eating habits. Her room is full of candy wrappers! Some of them are at least a year old!

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: Bet she can't beat Bodhi's binge watching habits. He's such a slob! And he never closes his mouth when he chews so all the food falls onto me!

Chirrut's Bunny: ... Chirrut treats me nicely

K-2SO's Cassian Toy: Same with Kaytu

Galen's Death Star: Daheck

Orson's Goldfish: OMG I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING DEATHY

Chirrut's Bunny: Wow guys. So telepathic. Why don't you make an AU Galennic with that

K-2SO's Cassian Toy: Sounds like that bunny got some sass.

Chirrut's Bunny: Shouldn't you be the one with the sass?

K-2SO's Cassian Toy: Probably

Lyra's Oven: Guys how the heck are we texting?

Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Computer hacking

Galen's Death Star: Computer hacking

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: That's a very good question. Thankfully I get to use the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO TEXT

Everyone: ...

Baze's Stuffed Whale: My Little Pony scares the heck out of me

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: I'm gonna come after youuuuuu

Baze's Stuffed Whale: If you do I'm gonna drench you with stuffing from my blowhole

Orson's Goldfish: I wanna videotape that

Lyra's Oven: HECK YEAH

Jyn's Death Star Plans: I hacked into the Rebellion mainframe to text

Cassian's Teletubby: I can just text because I'm awesome

Orson's Goldfish: So modest

Galen's Death Star: HAH

Chirrut's Bunny: GUYS I SMELL CARROTS!!!

Tarkin's Star Destroyer: I can't smell

K-2SO's Cassian Toy: You should dream then

Tarkin's Star Destroy: Wuh

Cassian's Teletubby: Great for you bunny. Why don't you go eat them?

Chirrut's Bunny: HANG ON

Chirrut's Bunny: ITS CHIRRUT!! HE'S GOT CARROTS 😄😄

K-2SO's Cassian: I can't eat

Lyra's Oven: I eat and then regurgitate

Jyn's Death Star Plans: I'm never looking at an over the same way again

Tarkin's Star Destroyer: I can't eat either

Orson's Goldfish: Unless you consider sucking ships into your tractor beam eating

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: I can't eat either. My mouth is stuck in a smiling position. Forever.

Galen's Death Star: Better than frowning. It takes 47 muscles to frown and 17 to smile

K-2SO's Cassian Toy: How many does it take to have a neutral expression?

Galen's Death Star: No idea

Baze's Stuffed Whale: Hey bunny how's the carrot

Chirrut's Bunny: DELICIOUS

Chirrut's Bunny: WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE A CARROT EMOJI!!!

Lyra's Oven: Use this 🍆

Chirrut's Bunny: That's an eggplant

Orson's Goldfish: Then use this 👌

Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Force dammit Orson

Orson's Goldfish: What?

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE 🐰

Jyn's Death Star Plans: Violets are blue
Roses are prickly.
Well I'm dead
That escalated quickly.

Cassian's Teletubby: What the heck MLP Lyra

K-2SO's Cassian Toy: A bunny?

Chirrut's Bunny: You guys are a lot of help...

Orson's Goldfish: Why thank you for the compliment!

Chirrut's Bunny: that was not a compliment you idiot

Lyra's Oven: The sarcasm is strong with this one

Chirrut's Bunny: ...

K-2SO's Cassian Toy: HAH

Tarkin's Star Destroyer: FNAKDKSJSKDJS

Jyn's Death Star Plans: This is a weird chat

Galen's Death Star: Hence the title

Baze's Stuffed Whale: Are we breaking the fourth wall again?

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: YES WE ARE CRUSHING THE WALL AND DESTROYING IT

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: WE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!

Everyone: ...

Jyn's Death Star Plans: You're kind of creepy you know

Bodhi's MLP Lyra: Oh I'm much more than that 😈😈😈😈

Cassian's Teletubby: That's it. I'm running
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Not as funny as some of the other ones... oops.

Please review anyway!

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