Weird Chapter That Needs A Better Title
When your favorite video game character and your favorite show character have the same voicer, this happens:
BEHOLD!! Link Jaëger, here to protect the Triforce from the Titans!
Link's from Legend of Zelda by the way (which I've never actually played except for a store demo).
I don't own anything.
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Galen's Death Star: Hi
Jyn's Death Star Plans: Hey Deathy
Galen's Death Star: What's up?
Jyn's Death Star Plans: Nm. I'm stuck here in Jyn's collection
Jyn's Death Star Plans: Ugh it's boring
Galen's Death Star: I'll bet it's quiet tho
Galen's Death Star: I can hear my creator yelling at Tarkin again
Jyn's Death Star Plans: This is downright depressing
Galen's Death Star: What is?
Jyn's Death Star Plans: We're never recognized. The rogues and crossovers talk to each other all the time but they never listen to us. Even Cassian's teletubby gets more recognition than us
Cassian's Teletubby: Too bad derp doesn't want to continue that recognition
Orson's Goldfish: Hi
Cassian's Teletubby: Who the heck are you?
Orson's Goldfish: I'm Orson's Goldfish
Cassian's Teletubby: ... Orson has a goldfish?
Orson's Goldfish: As of now he does
Death Star Plans: This took a turn quickly
Baze's Stuffed Whale: Indeed it did
Galen's Death Star: more like this got weird fast
Lyra's Oven: Yes it did
Chirrut's Bunny: Yep
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: Indeed
Galen's Death Star: Are we all possessions of other people?
Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Yep
Lyra's Oven: It's sad isn't it
Lyra's Oven: I'll be you guys have it great. I get grammar lessons from Lyra as she bakes
Orson's Goldfish: You won't believe what I get. Orson loves dance in his room. Sometimes he does it without a shirt on...
Cassian's Teletubby: HAH! I get to hear Cassian's terrible karaoke!
Baze's Stuffed Whale: I get the stuffing squeezed out of me whenever Baze hugs me
Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Tarkin doesn't appreciate me enough.
Galen's Death Star: Oh yeah? Well Galen doesn't even like me!
Jyn's Death Star Plans: Oh yeah? Well u guys should see Jyn's eating habits. Her room is full of candy wrappers! Some of them are at least a year old!
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: Bet she can't beat Bodhi's binge watching habits. He's such a slob! And he never closes his mouth when he chews so all the food falls onto me!
Chirrut's Bunny: ... Chirrut treats me nicely
K-2SO's Cassian Toy: Same with Kaytu
Galen's Death Star: Daheck
Orson's Goldfish: OMG I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING DEATHY
Chirrut's Bunny: Wow guys. So telepathic. Why don't you make an AU Galennic with that
K-2SO's Cassian Toy: Sounds like that bunny got some sass.
Chirrut's Bunny: Shouldn't you be the one with the sass?
K-2SO's Cassian Toy: Probably
Lyra's Oven: Guys how the heck are we texting?
Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Computer hacking
Galen's Death Star: Computer hacking
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: That's a very good question. Thankfully I get to use the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TO TEXT
Everyone: ...
Baze's Stuffed Whale: My Little Pony scares the heck out of me
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: I'm gonna come after youuuuuu
Baze's Stuffed Whale: If you do I'm gonna drench you with stuffing from my blowhole
Orson's Goldfish: I wanna videotape that
Lyra's Oven: HECK YEAH
Jyn's Death Star Plans: I hacked into the Rebellion mainframe to text
Cassian's Teletubby: I can just text because I'm awesome
Orson's Goldfish: So modest
Galen's Death Star: HAH
Chirrut's Bunny: GUYS I SMELL CARROTS!!!
Tarkin's Star Destroyer: I can't smell
K-2SO's Cassian Toy: You should dream then
Tarkin's Star Destroy: Wuh
Cassian's Teletubby: Great for you bunny. Why don't you go eat them?
Chirrut's Bunny: HANG ON
Chirrut's Bunny: ITS CHIRRUT!! HE'S GOT CARROTS 😄😄
K-2SO's Cassian: I can't eat
Lyra's Oven: I eat and then regurgitate
Jyn's Death Star Plans: I'm never looking at an over the same way again
Tarkin's Star Destroyer: I can't eat either
Orson's Goldfish: Unless you consider sucking ships into your tractor beam eating
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: I can't eat either. My mouth is stuck in a smiling position. Forever.
Galen's Death Star: Better than frowning. It takes 47 muscles to frown and 17 to smile
K-2SO's Cassian Toy: How many does it take to have a neutral expression?
Galen's Death Star: No idea
Baze's Stuffed Whale: Hey bunny how's the carrot
Chirrut's Bunny: DELICIOUS
Chirrut's Bunny: WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE A CARROT EMOJI!!!
Lyra's Oven: Use this 🍆
Chirrut's Bunny: That's an eggplant
Orson's Goldfish: Then use this 👌
Tarkin's Star Destroyer: Force dammit Orson
Orson's Goldfish: What?
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE 🐰
Jyn's Death Star Plans: Violets are blue
Roses are prickly.
Well I'm dead
That escalated quickly.
Cassian's Teletubby: What the heck MLP Lyra
K-2SO's Cassian Toy: A bunny?
Chirrut's Bunny: You guys are a lot of help...
Orson's Goldfish: Why thank you for the compliment!
Chirrut's Bunny: that was not a compliment you idiot
Lyra's Oven: The sarcasm is strong with this one
Chirrut's Bunny: ...
K-2SO's Cassian Toy: HAH
Tarkin's Star Destroyer: FNAKDKSJSKDJS
Jyn's Death Star Plans: This is a weird chat
Galen's Death Star: Hence the title
Baze's Stuffed Whale: Are we breaking the fourth wall again?
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: YES WE ARE CRUSHING THE WALL AND DESTROYING IT
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: WE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!
Everyone: ...
Jyn's Death Star Plans: You're kind of creepy you know
Bodhi's MLP Lyra: Oh I'm much more than that 😈😈😈😈
Cassian's Teletubby: That's it. I'm running
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Not as funny as some of the other ones... oops.
Please review anyway!
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