Too Much Blue Milk For Krennic

Another chapter because why not?

Insert disclaimer here. Yes, I'm starting to get too lazy to even type the disclaimer.
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Orson Krennic: sup people

K-2SO: Sup?!?

Baze Malbus: 😱😱 Orson Krennic didn't put a period at the end of his sentence!

Lyra Erso: That's my boy, Baze!

[Baze Malbus has kicked Lyra Erso from the chat]

K-2SO: O_O

Orson Krennic: lez find oranges an pkay hopscotch

K-2SO: My analysis says that Orson Krennic has had too much blue milk

Orson Krennic: OraNgEs

Baze Malbus: But why oranges?

Orson Krennic: they squichy and yummy

Baze Malbus: ...

K-2SO: Do you want to know the percentage Krennic will do something stupid in this mode?

Baze Malbus: like what

Orson Krennic: LEZ MAKE @@s ORAMGE

K-2SO: I was going to say 78%

Orson Krennic: trooper DO THE THING

Random stormtrooper: Yes sir.

K-2SO: But I think it's 100%

Base Malbus: Well we gotta put him under control before he explodes a planet with the Death Star

K-2SO: Agreed

Orson Krennic: LEZ BLOW UP A PLANET

Baze Malbus: Why do I bother?

Emperor Palpatine: Would someone be kind enough to put Krennic to bed? He's had way too many shots of blue milk

Wilhuff Tarkin: With pleasure!

Orson Krennic: guYZ there's an old man!

Wilhuff Tarkin: You're the old man. Now go to bed Krennic.

Random stormtrooper: Sir! The AT-AT is complete

Wilhuff Tarkin: WHAT

Orson Krennic: YAY orAnGe @@

Orson Krennic: ornaGe @@

Orson Krennic:

Baze Malbus: Should we be concerned about that?

K-2SO: Nope! It's hilarious!

Emperor Palpatine: Yes it is

Random stormtrooper: Tru tru

Wilhuff Tarkin: SERIOUSLY?!??? NO BODY IS GOING TO HELP ME?!? OH REEK HE'S BEGGING ME TO GIVE HIM AN ORANGE

Emperor Palpatine: Just as I have foreseen

Orson Krennic: LEZ MAKE TEH DEATH STAR AN ORANGE jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Wilhuff Tarkin: And now he just fell asleep on his phone.

Random stormtrooper: Sir, the blue milk Director Krennic was drinking had UCrayCray powder in it

Wilhuff Tarkin: WHO THE **** WOULD PUT THAT IN HIS DRINK

Emperor Palpatine: ...

K-2SO: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY

Base Malbus: IT WAS YOU?!?????

Cassian Andor: K-2SO WHERES THAT UCRAYCRAY POWDER I BOUGHT?!?

Jyn Erso: ORAAANNGEESSSSS
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Fun fact: Lyra is making me do my schoolwork. I'm not very good with spelling or punctuation so I had to look through a bunch of English books.

Also, I did the laziest recoloring of an AT-AT. Sorry not sorry.

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