Too Much Blue Milk For Krennic
Another chapter because why not?
Insert disclaimer here. Yes, I'm starting to get too lazy to even type the disclaimer.
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Orson Krennic: sup people
K-2SO: Sup?!?
Baze Malbus: 😱😱 Orson Krennic didn't put a period at the end of his sentence!
Lyra Erso: That's my boy, Baze!
[Baze Malbus has kicked Lyra Erso from the chat]
K-2SO: O_O
Orson Krennic: lez find oranges an pkay hopscotch
K-2SO: My analysis says that Orson Krennic has had too much blue milk
Orson Krennic: OraNgEs
Baze Malbus: But why oranges?
Orson Krennic: they squichy and yummy
Baze Malbus: ...
K-2SO: Do you want to know the percentage Krennic will do something stupid in this mode?
Baze Malbus: like what
Orson Krennic: LEZ MAKE @@s ORAMGE
K-2SO: I was going to say 78%
Orson Krennic: trooper DO THE THING
Random stormtrooper: Yes sir.
K-2SO: But I think it's 100%
Base Malbus: Well we gotta put him under control before he explodes a planet with the Death Star
K-2SO: Agreed
Orson Krennic: LEZ BLOW UP A PLANET
Baze Malbus: Why do I bother?
Emperor Palpatine: Would someone be kind enough to put Krennic to bed? He's had way too many shots of blue milk
Wilhuff Tarkin: With pleasure!
Orson Krennic: guYZ there's an old man!
Wilhuff Tarkin: You're the old man. Now go to bed Krennic.
Random stormtrooper: Sir! The AT-AT is complete
Wilhuff Tarkin: WHAT
Orson Krennic: YAY orAnGe @@
Orson Krennic: ornaGe @@
Orson Krennic:
Baze Malbus: Should we be concerned about that?
K-2SO: Nope! It's hilarious!
Emperor Palpatine: Yes it is
Random stormtrooper: Tru tru
Wilhuff Tarkin: SERIOUSLY?!??? NO BODY IS GOING TO HELP ME?!? OH REEK HE'S BEGGING ME TO GIVE HIM AN ORANGE
Emperor Palpatine: Just as I have foreseen
Orson Krennic: LEZ MAKE TEH DEATH STAR AN ORANGE jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Wilhuff Tarkin: And now he just fell asleep on his phone.
Random stormtrooper: Sir, the blue milk Director Krennic was drinking had UCrayCray powder in it
Wilhuff Tarkin: WHO THE **** WOULD PUT THAT IN HIS DRINK
Emperor Palpatine: ...
K-2SO: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY
Base Malbus: IT WAS YOU?!?????
Cassian Andor: K-2SO WHERES THAT UCRAYCRAY POWDER I BOUGHT?!?
Jyn Erso: ORAAANNGEESSSSS
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Fun fact: Lyra is making me do my schoolwork. I'm not very good with spelling or punctuation so I had to look through a bunch of English books.
Also, I did the laziest recoloring of an AT-AT. Sorry not sorry.
Please review.
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