I got dizzy writing this chapter...

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Sharky Rook: Hi anyone who's in this chat

Cassie the Cat: WAIT WE'RENT U BODHI YESTERDAY

Sharky Rook: Yeah but I changed my name back

Cassie the Cat: I THOUGHT U SAID U MADE OUR NAMES PERMANENT

Jyn Erso: I'm confused about that too

Orson Krennic: You're making me feel smart Cassie. I know how to change my name whenever.

Baze Malbus: Same

Cassie the Cat: DONT. CALL. ME. CASSIE.

Chirrut Îmwe: I don't know how change my name either

Cassie the Cat: Soooo... technically I can change my name back to Cassian?

Sharky Rook: Nope only I have that ability

[Orson Krennic has changed his name to Cassian Andor]

Cassian Andor: Well I can change mine to yours.

Cassian Andor: So there.

Cassie the Cat: 😑

Cassie the Cat: Tell me how to do that

Cassian Andor: I'll message you.

Jyn Erso: Well that's interesting

Baze Malbus: I KNOW A GREAT THING WE CAN DO

[Baze Malbus has changed his name to Cassian Andor]

Cassian Andor: Chirrut can I have ur phone

Chirrut Îmwe: Ur texting on it for me

Cassian Andor: Riiiggghht

[Chirrut Îmwe has changed his name to Cassian Andor]

Cassian Andor: Yay! my name's back

Cassian Andor: Great

Cassian Andor: Lol

Cassian Andor: Cassian, stop spamming.

Cassian Andor: I'm not spamming

Jyn Erso: um

Sharky Rook: ...

[K-2SO has changed his name to Cassian Andor]

Cassian Andor: Haha! Now you'll never be able to tell which Cassian is the real Cassian!

Sharky Rook: CASSIAN LOVE ME

Cassian Andor: No

Cassian Andor: Okay!

Cassian Andor: SHIIIPPP

Cassian Andor: OMG SENPAI NOTICED ME

Cassian Andor: I'm with Jyn.

Jyn Erso: That... really does not help...

Jyn Erso: CASSIAN WHATS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF PINEAPPLE JUICE

Cassian Andor: Dole

Cassian Andor: Del Monte

Cassian Andor: Tropicana.

Cassian Andor: Welch's

Cassian Andor: Mr. Pure

Sharky Rook: Jyn do u know the answer to that question?

Jyn Erso: ...

Sharky Rook: Cassian what emoji is this? 🛬

Cassian Andor: A plane

Cassian Andor: The malevolence.

Cassian Andor: A blue thing

Cassian Andor: I have no idea

Cassian Andor: Who cares?

Jyn Erso: this is hard

Sharky Rook: hmm... lets see...

Sharky Rook: OH MY FORCING BANTHA THE EMPIRE SUCKS PILOT² IS A TERRIBLE SHIP AND CHIRRUT SHOULD BE WITH MON MOTHMA

Cassian Andor: Hell Yea

Cassian Andor: ... :(

Cassian Andor: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!

Cassian Andor: Chirrut should be with Mon Mothma

Cassian Andor: Jassian all the way!

Jyn Erso: I think I found Chirrut... he's the third Cassian

Cassian Andor: Actually that was me, Orson.

Sharky Rook: ...

Cassian Andor: Yay Orson's catching on

Cassian Andor: I am the real Cassian! Jyn! Bodhi! If you both TRUELY love me you should be able to know!

Cassian Andor: OMG K2 RU SERIOUS WHAT THE HECK

Cassian Andor: He means well.

Cassian Andor: This is very confusing

Cassian Andor: Luckily I can't see this

Sharky Rook: TAG!! Last Cassian is Chirrut

Cassian Andor: Actually that was me Baze

Sharky Rook: ... but you can see

Cassian Andor: I was texting for Chirrut

Cassian Andor: So that technically means you were texting me: Baze

Sharky Rook: WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO SO COMPLICATED!!!!

Jyn Erso: I got it! LETS PLAY A GAME! Each of you answer my question and then Bodhi and I will guess who's who. If we guess right you have to change your name back

Cassian Andor: Good idea Jyn

Cassian Andor: Cool

Cassian Andor: Okay

Jyn Erso: Do you want Jynnic to happen?

Cassian Andor: No

Cassian Andor: Yes

Cassian Andor: no

Cassian Andor: It did

Cassian Andor: Why do I care?

Sharky Rook: Oh oh! I think the first is Cassian, second is Baze, third is Chirrut, forth is Orson, and fifth is K2!

Jyn Erso: Are we correct?

All Cassian Andors: Nope

Jyn Erso: 😡

Jyn Erso: Is Mon Mothma hot?

Cassian Andor: Yes

Cassian Andor: Yes but not as hot as Bodhi

Cassian Andor: She old.

Cassian Andor: Yes but not as hot as Jyn

Cassian Andor: No

Sharky Rook: This is really helping...

Eren Jaeger: Hi guys wts up

Jyn Erso: Everyone except Bodhi and I have changed their name to Cassian Andor so we're trying to find the real Cassian

Eren Jaeger: Lol

Jyn Erso: Can you help?

Eren Jaeger: Sure

Eren Jaeger: JYN SHOULD DIE

Jyn Erso: WHAT

Cassian Andor: NO!

Cassian Andor: EREN!!

Cassian Andor: Do not die! You have too much to live for!

Cassian Andor: That's cruel

Cassian Andor: Bye Jyn

Eren Jaeger: The last one is K2

[Cassian Andor has changed his name to K-2SO]

K-2SO: Dang

Sharky Rook: We got one! *starts playing Ghostbusters theme*

Jyn Erso: Eren! It worked! Do it again!

Eren Jaeger: Who gets triggered by this word: demotion

Cassian Andor: Wut

Cassian Andor: Lol

Cassian Andor: FBALFIWLGJEKF

Cassian Andor: I would if it happened

Eren Jaeger: Third one is Orson

[Cassian Andor has changed his name to Orson Krennic]

Orson Krennic: I don't like you,
Eren.

Sharky Rook: So now we have Chirrut and Baze and Cassian

K-2SO: I have one

K-2SO: CASSIAN AND BODHI SITTING IN A TREE KAY-EYE-ESS-ESS-EYE-EN-GEE

Cassian Andor: IMMA GONNA TURN YOU OFF K-2SO!!!!

Cassian Andor: really? Shipping again

Cassian Andor: Cassian and Bodhi sitting in a tree... :)

K-2SO: Um... who's who...?

Jyn Erso: I think the top one is Cassian

Eren Jaeger: Nope. That's Baze.

[Cassian Andor has changed his name to Baze Malbus]

Baze Malbus: srsly

Orson Krennic: Welcome to the discovered people club.

Jyn Erso: Two more

Eren Jaeger: Say Jyn is fat

Jyn Erso: WHAT

Cassian Andor: Jyn is fat

Cassian Andor: That's mean

Eren Jaeger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jyn Erso: The bottom one is Cassian!!!

[Cassian Andor has changed his name to Cassian Forcing Andor]

Cassian Forcing Andor: Now who's who

Cassian Andor: ur weird

Eren Jaeger: HAHA!! I CANT BELIEVE CASSIAN WOULD ACTUALLY SAY JYN IS FAT ROFLMTAO

Baze Malbus: heh

Orson Krennic: So the real Cassian was the one who said Jyn was fat?

Jyn Erso: 😡😡😡😡😡

Cassian Forcing Andor: Nope that was Chirrut

Jyn Erso: I hate you Chirrut

Cassian Andor: Lol

Baze Malbus: But which on is Chirrut?

Cassian Forcing Andor: Not me

Cassian Andor: Not me

Jyn Erso: EREN

Eren Jaeger: Cassian Forcing Andor is Chirrut

[Cassian Forcing Andor has changed his name to Chirrut Îmwe]

Chirrut Îmwe: Dang

Sharky Rook: How did u do that eren

Eren Jaeger: Click on their name and their contact number comes up. I just used that

Orson Krennic: ...

Jyn Erso: I feel stupid

Cassian Andor: I didn't mean what I said Jyn. Ur not fat

Jyn Erso: Go away

Chirrut Îmwe: Heheh

Orson Krennic: Why would you say that?

Cassian Andor: Because Eren said to

Orson Krennic: That is a terrible excuse.

Cassian Andor: I know...

Eren Jaeger: BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS

[Galen Erso has changed his name to Jyn Erso]

Jyn Erso: CASSIAN I LOVE YOU MARRY ME

Jyn Erso; DAD GO AWAY

[Lyra Erso has changed her name to Jyn Erso]

Jyn Erso: My naame is Jyn Erso and I have terrybul grammaa derp

Jyn Erso: I HATE YOU TWO
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Jyn needs to chill.

Also, I guess Orson was one of the highest ranking officers in the Galaxy (I think he was the same rank as (or higher than) Tarkin) but because he couldn't build the Death Star fast enough (aka he had to find Galen to finish it) he was demoted to Director.

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Next chapter:

Only three characters text, but Cassian might want to think his life over.
After all, who asks romantic advice from an anime crossover?

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