Just a warning in advance... don't die.

I don't own anything.
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Orson Krennic: Welp! I finally got around to getting those divorce papers signed so you're free to do whatever Jyn. Go hit up on the boys.

Galen Erso: I thought U were hit by a train?

Orson Krennic: Dude, that was six or seven chapters ago and the train was Rook. He changed his name to Train for who knows what reason.

Sharky Rook: THERES 2 THERES 4 THERES 6 THERES 8 SHUNTING TRUCKS AND PULLING FREIGHT

Galen Erso: ...

Sharky Rook: RED AND GREEN AND BROWN AND BLUE THEYRE THE REALLY USEFUL CREW

Orson Krennic: What is he singing?

Sharky Rook: ALL THE () LOVES TO PKAY AROUND () SHED SO FARY AWAY

Galen Erso: Thomas the Tank Engine theme

Sharky Rook: DOWN THE HILLS AND AROUND THE BEND THOMAS AND HIS FRIENDS

Galen Erso: Jyn used to watch that show a lot

Orson Krennic: And here I thought this chat might be normal for one day... 😑

Jyn Erso: Hi guys! What's up?

Jyn Erso: O.O u signed the papers?

Jyn Erso: O_O BODHI LIKES THOMAS THE TRAIN??

Sharky Rook: YUP

Cassie the Cat: U SHOULD WATCH TELETUBBIES IF U LIKE THOMAS

Baze Malbus: Do I even want to know what's happening

Chirrut Îmwe: The Force says this chapter is called Gaylen that's what's happening

Baze Malbus: Gaylen?

Orson Krennic: Yep. Gaylen.

Jyn Erso: So... we really are divorced?

Orson Krennic: I was expecting you to jump up and down with screams of joy.

Jyn Erso: I WAS ACTUALLY STARTING TO GET ATTACHED TO YOU

Orson Krennic: RU SERIOUS?!??

Galen Erso: And Lyra says...

Lyra Erso: RU IS NOT A WORD, ORSON!

[Eren Yaeger has kicked Lyra Erso out of the chat]

Eren Yaeger: GUYS!! Since this chapter is called Gaylen lets make it as Gay as possible

Jyn Erso: What about lesbians?

Eren Yaeger: ... Fine. Gay and lesbian

Jyn Erso: WHAT ABOUT BISEXUALS? OR TRANSGENDERS? HOW ABOUT QUEERS? ASEXUALS? AND DON'T FORGET THE INTERSEXUALS! OR THE PANSEXUALS!!! OR HOMOS!! OR DEMIS!!

Orson Krennic: This chapter should have been called the LBTQIAPHDGaylen.

Eren Yeager: Okay let's just make this the best shipping chapter ever, regardless of sexuality or gender

Sharky Rook: I'M WITH CASSIAN

Jyn Erso: I WANNA BE WITH CASSIAN!!!!

K-2SO: NO IM WITH CASSIAN

Chirrut Îmwe: I want to be with Kanan

Just Kanan: Cool beans period

Ezra Bridger: IM WITH EREN

Eren Yaeger: wut

Sabine Wren: EZRA!!! WHAT ABOUT ME

Mikasa Ackerman: DONT U DARE TAKE MY BOYFRIEND

Orson Krennic: Ugh, shippers are so weird.

Galen Erso: IM WITH ORSON

Lyra Erso: YOU'RE MARRIED!!

Thawn: IM WITH ORSON

Wilhuff Tarkin: IM WITH ORSON YOU IDIOTS!!

Orson Krennic: Why must I be shipped with every Empire fluff head?

Orson Krennic: Bone head** (how did that auto correct to fluff head?)

Cassian Andor: Bro ur nowhere near my level of being shipped with

Baze Malbus: CHIRRUT

Darth Vader: HAHA I WILL NEVER BE SHIPPED WITH ANYONE EXCEPT PADME

Chirrut Îmwe: WHAT

Obi-Wan Kenobi: U FORGOT ABOUT ME

Baze Malbus: Why aren't we married yet?

Darth Vader: ... I need to kill you one day...

Chirrut Îmwe: Cause reasons?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: But you made out with me at one point remember?

Baze Malbus: Which are..?

Darth Vader: ...

K-2SO: CASSIAN UR MINE

Cassian's Teletubby: B**** HE MINE

Bodhi Rook: I WANT CASSIAN

Thawn: ORSON

Chirrut Îmwe: Derp likes us as friends rather than lovers

[complete silence]

[Orson Krennic has added derp_eyes to the group chat]

[Orson Krennic has added everyone that reads this chapter to the group chat and likes Chirrut/Baze]

Orson Krennic: DEPLOY THE GARRISON!!!!

All users and copyrighted characters: ATTAAAAAACCCKKK!!!!

derp_eyes: IM SORRY FORCE!!! IM SORRY FOR ALL THE SINS IVE DONE!!!
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Hopefully I didn't offend anyone that's in the LGBTQ+ community.

Also, I really don't ship Spiritassassin. But that's just me.

Next chapter! More characters and more ships. Maybe even one of them gets confirmed... :)

Please review!