If you are unfamiliar with this song, you might want to hear it a few times before you start reading this chapter because this whole chapter is sung in the tune of "This Land Is Your Land."

I don't own anything.
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Baze Malbus: This land is your land

Chirrut Îmwe: This land is my land

Orson Krennic: From Geonosis

Jyn Erso: To the Atch-To Island

Cassian Andor: From the Scarif forests

Bodhi Rook: To the Naboo Waters

K-2SO: This land was made for you and me.

Galen Erso: (Now! To parodize it!)

Galen Erso: Galennic's the best

Lyra Erso: Galennic is not!

Eren Jaëger: I do not care, guys

Ezra Bridger: Eren, you're kinda hot

Eren Jaëger: Why thank you Ezra :)

derp_eyes: I ship this so much

Orson Krennic: It's still not as great as Jynnic

Saw Gererra: This is a dumb song
Why are we singing it?

Darth Vader: Because why not?

Mon Mothma: Plus it's a classic

Jyn Erso: This song will get stuck
In the reader's heads
Forever and ever an ear worm

Armitage Hux: R we shippin peeps?
An' makin' Kylux?

Lyra Erso: Absolutely not!
Lyren is life, Hux.

Saw Gererra: This song's annoying

Galen Erso: And so are you, Saw

Bodhi Rook: Gay ships are the best of them all.

Cassian Andor: Jassian's a great ship!

Orson Krennic: Not as good as Jynnic.

Galen Erso: I prefer Galennic

Lyra Erso: Lyren is better!

Jyn Erso: that does not rhyme mom

Lyra Erso: Nobody cares, Jyn.

Cassian's Teletubby: Cassitubby's the way to go

Ezra Bridger: Well at least I'm shipped with
Eren and we're all happy

Sabine Wren: I EXIST TOO
YOU KNOW
EZREN'S TOO SAPPY

Chirrut Îmwe: SpiritAssassin
Is the best of them all

Baze Malbus: This is confusing, I'm leaving this song

Chirrut Îmwe: (You never joined Baze)

Baze Malbus: (idc)

Darth Vader: All this shipping
Is only a past time.
They're all not canon
I can't think of a rhyme

Lyra Erso: Lyren is canon.
The only one.

Cassian Andor: So is Jassian tbh

Bodhi Rook: Well then in that case
Jyn/Bodhi's canon
Because we went to
The council together
I was the first to
Agree to fight with her
Besides I was technically the secondary main character

K-2SO: And so I guess that
Makes Casstuesso canon
Because we're like bros
We're shipped in the fanon

Orson Krennic: Nope nope nope nope nope!
That's like shipping siblings.

K-2SO: Except I'm a droid and he is not

derp_eyes: Okay guys, please stop
I hate this song now
The readers probably
Agree with me-

Cassian Andor: How?

derp_eyes: Shut up, Cassian
I'm ending this chapter

Lyra Erso: LYREN IS LIFE-

Orson Krennic and Galen Erso: NOPE GALENNIC IS
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Yes, I hate this song now.

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