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Chirrut Îmwe > derp_eyes

Chirrut Îmwe: DERP it is History Lesson time

derp_eyes: ...

Chirrut Îmwe: Today we were learn about the Ten Chirrandments

derp_eyes: Really Chirrut?

Chirrut Îmwe: Yes

derp_eyes: But what if we offend someone?

Chirrut Îmwe: If they were already offended by my "Do not use the Force's name in vain" they shouldn't be here

Chirrut Îmwe: Plus you have probably offended everyone at some point in this book

derp_eyes: tru

derp_eyes: Can I have Orson join me in the history lesson?

Chirrut Îmwe: No

[derp_eyes has added Orson Krennic and the rest of the Rogue 1 crew to the chat because she is the author and she does not care what Chirrut says]

Chirrut Îmwe: 😑

Baze Malbus: The 10 Chirrandments?

Cassian Andor: Oh boy

Bodhi Rook: History lesson? NUUU I HATE HISTORY

Orson Krennic: This ought to be interesting.

K-2SO: NUUU I HATE SCHOOL

Jyn Erso: Uh oh. Chirrut's eyes are glazed over and they look all spirituy

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 1: You shall praise no other forces besides the Force

Orson Krennic: What about Gravity?

Jyn Erso: Or inertia?

Bodhi Rook: How about velocity?

K-2SO: Or the forces of nature?

Chirrut Îmwe: This is why I didn't want you to add more people derp

derp_eyes: What's the next one?

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 2: Do not make a Tower of Babel

Orson Krennic: We shall make a Death Star instead. It will be better than the Tower of Babel

Jyn Erso: AND I WILL STEAL THE DEATH STAR PLANS

Cassian Andor: Me too!

K-2SO: Me too!

Bodhi Rook: I will die an undramatic death

Baze Malbus: TOO SOON

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 3: Do not use the Force's name in vain

K-2SO: Duh

Orson Krennic: FORCE FORCE FORCE FORCE FORCE!!!

Bodhi Rook: Krennic ru serious

Orson Krennic: I AM TRYING TO USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN AND SEE IF THE FORCE ACTUALLY EXISTS!!!

derp_eyes: You were chocked by Vader. Isn't that enough proof?

Chirrut Îmwe: You are also going to me Satan one day

K-2SO: The Devil and Orson: Amigos with a Death Star.

Baze Malbus: What's next?

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 4: Sundays are days for making out with your lover, not doing work.

Cassian Andor: I make out with Jyn every day

K-2SO: You also make out with your teletubby everyday

Jyn Erso: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Orson Krennic: Do not use the Death Star's name in vain!

Orson Krennic: Kidding. XP

derp_eyes: Orson Krennic is catching on to my X(something) faces!

Orson Krennic: Oh yeah, derp, what's x when x² + 2x = 3

derp_eyes: Dammit Orson

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 5: Respect your elders

Orson Krennic: HAHA DERP!!

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 6: Don't Kill

Cassian Andor: Too late

Jyn Erso: I lost count of how many I killed

K-2SO: I killed a bunch of stormtroopers and nearly killed Cassian once when I was not his best buddy

Baze Malbus: I'm in the high 600s

Bodhi Rook: I shot someone once. It was terrifying

Orson Krennic: I've killed. A lot.

derp_eyes: Do zombies on video games count?

Chirrut Îmwe: No

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 7: Don't commit adultery

Cassian Andor: I've sinned

Jyn Erso: Me too

Orson Krennic: Same

K-2SO: YAY!! I pass this law!

Baze Malbus: Me too!

Bodhi Rook: Me three!

derp_eyes: me four!

Jyn Erso: How are u guys clear?

Bodhi Rook: I've only done it with Cassian

derp_eyes: I'm a teen. I don't even have a date

Baze Malbus: I'm still a virgin

K-2SO: I'm a droid

K-2SO: WTBANTHA BAZE HOW EVEN UR 53 AND UR STILL A VIRGIN

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 8: Don't steal

Jyn Erso: Too late

Orson Krennic: I think I go against every one of these rules.

derp_eyes: I stole dog biscuits

Baze Malbus: I'm clear!

K-2SO: Not me

Cassian Andor: I stole Death Star plans

Bodhi Rook: You also stole my heart

Cassian Andor: Oh. Let me give that back

Bodhi Rook: 😡😡😡 AARRRUUGGHH!!! MEN!!

K-2SO: Ur a man

Bodhi Rook: DONT TALK TO ME

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 9: Don't wrongly accuse someone

Orson Krennic: Yet again, I failed.

Jyn Erso: Same

Cassian Andor: I haven't

K-2SO: I only accuse Jyn of everything

derp_eyes: I fail

Baze Malbus: I don't

Bodhi Rook: THIS IS ALL JYN'S FAULT THAT PILOT² CANT HAPPEN

Chirrut Îmwe: NUMBER 10: Don't envy someone because they have something you don't

Baze Malbus: So I can't envy derp because she has living parents?

Chirrut Îmwe: That is correct

derp_eyes: Oh yeah... none of you have living parents, don't you?

Orson Krennic: Yes.

Bodhi Rook: Yeah

Cassian Andor: Yep

Jyn Erso: MAMA!! PAPA!!

Baze Malbus: Yerp

K-2SO: I never had parents

Chirrut Îmwe: You guys are the worst. You must learn to uncorrupt yourself and become one with the 10 Chirrandments.

Orson Krennic: Actually I'm with the 7 Deadly Sins.

Orson Krennic: Greed, Gluttony, Pride, Wrath, Lust, Evny, Sloth.

derp_eyes: MELIODIS!!

Orson Krennic: You watch too much anime.

Cassian Andor: I'm leaning towards the 7 sins

Jyn Erso: Me too

K-2SO: Same

Bodhi Rook: PILOT²!!!!

Baze Malbus: I will become loyal to the 10 Chirrandments!

Chirrut Îmwe: :D
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