The Last Jedi (its actually a chapter)

We're going to take a little break from our game to give you an actual chapter. Because I want to tie you a chapter.

I seriously hope you got to see the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. If not, the video is above.

Just a heads up, you might want to watch it before hand because this is the Rogues' reaction to the trailer.

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Chirrut Îmwe: GUYS THE LAST JEDI TRAILER DROPPED!!

Baze Îmwe: LETS WATCH IT!!

Gaylen: LETS HAVE A GROUP REACTION

Lyra Erso: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

Eren Jaëger: WHY NOT??

Orson Krennic: Is it just going to be the regular 11 of us?

Jyn Erso: 11?

Orson Krennic: Yeah. The Rogue 6, me, your parents, Saw and Eren

Ezra Bridger: I'm watching too

Eren Jaëger: Hi babe!

Ezra Bridger: Heyo

Rey: The Resistance trio is watching too

Kylo Ren: GRANDPA GRANDPA

Armitage Hux: fam dat boi just say 1st order too

Orson Krennic: Let's watch!

Saw Gererra: Lets roll!

[And so the Rogues, the Resistance, the Rebels (basically the 3 R's) plus the First Order and Orson Krennic start the trailer]

Orson Krennic: Woo! What a trailer!

Jyn Erso: It hasn't even started

Orson Krennic: LOOK AT THE STARS, JYN!!

Carol Peletier: Look at the flowers, Lizzie.

[Orson Krennic has kicked Carol Peletier from the group chat]

Rey: OMG OMG ITS ME

Kylo Ren: Damn u hot

FinnyBoi: I thought u only spoke grandpa

Kylo Ren: heck nu

Ezra Bridger: Lucasfilms

Lyra Erso: SHUT UP!!

Breathe...

Gaylen: Cool scenery

Just breathe...

Chirrut Îmwe: I am breathing... just like the Jedi master tells me to

Now, reach out.

Baze Îmwe: OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EARTHBENDER WHEN SHE RAISES THOSE ROCKS

Rey: Wut n earth bender

Toph Beifong: Me

[Rey has kicked Toph Beifong from the group chat]

What do you see?

Help me, Obi-Wan.

Resistance Trio: LEIAAAAAAAAAA

Lyra Erso: ITS MY GIRL!!

Light...

Chirrut Îmwe: ME TOO!

Bodhi Rook: Chirrut u can't see

Cassian Andor: He's shining a flashlight in his eyes

Bodhi Rook: Why does that sound so familiar...

Yoda: Hehe

Ezra Bridger: OOH SNAP SOMEONES FACE GOT REKT

Seduced by the dark side...

Kylo Ren: Nu 💩

Kylo Ren: ...

Darkness...

Armitage Hux: Well duh

Saw Gererra: WHY DO YOU GUYS TEXT SO MUCH ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING THE TRAILER

Orson Krennic: YES! LISTEN TO SAW!!

Jyn Erso: I must text at all times

Cassian Andor: I have a chronic disease called texting deprivation

Jyn Erso: ME TOO

Bodhi Rook: ME TOO!

Orson Krennic: WHAT IS IT WITH YOUNG PEOPLE THESE DAYS??

Cassian Andor: We're awesome

Resistance and First Order Trio: HEAR HEAR

Gaylen: SHUT UP

Bodhi Rook: It's the tree of life!

Surrounds us... and binds us...

Yoda: 😏😏

And Balance.

Cassian Andor: With the book of life!

Jyn Erso: HOLY DEATH STAR ITS THE GREY JEDI SIGN!!

Kylo Ren: Boi if u go 2 grey Jedi...

Armitage Hux: Fam nu

Barbie Phasma: I have not spoken

FinnyBoi: NO ONE CARES

Lyra Erso and Saw Gererra: QUIET!!

Kilgrave: EVERYBODY QUIET!!!!!

[Orson Krennic has kicked Kilgrave from the group chat]

It's so much bigger...

Everyone: REY HAS A LIGHTSABER YAYYYY

Chirrut Îmwe: LIGHTSABER SKFIWKFBSKFD

Rey: U can't see

Chirrut Îmwe: I CAN HEAR

Ezra Bridger: *epic voice* THIS CHRISTMAS

Eren Jaëger: Ooh look at the... wait why are the ships spewing fire retardant?

Orson Krennic: Because they're retarded?

Baze Îmwe: They're on their period

Lyra Erso: WTBANTHA BAZE

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze ... no

FinnyBoi: Booiiii

Poe Dameron: X-WING

Ezra Bridger: That was a bad joke

FinnyBoi: HEY LOOK ITS ME!! YAYAYAY

Jyn Erso: You Have a halo over your head

Poe Dameron: look at dat xw body every1

Poe Dameron: NOOO NOT MY X-WING!! NOT RED BIRDY!!

BB-8: Beep beep mthfkers

Rey: THE FALCON!!

Kylo Ren: Ur probably driving it

Rey: Because it looks like a good driving job

Rey: I got Lukey's saber

I only know one truth...

Kylo Ren: LOOKY ME

Jyn Andor: Nice saber

Kylo Ren: I'll bet u wished u dated me Rey

Rey: ...

Barbie Phasma: IS THAT ME

Armitage Hux: Purty sure dats da nights of wren

Hardcore Star Wars fans: TRIGGERED

It's time for the Jedi...

Ezra Bridger: HELL YEAH!!

To end.

Everyone: WHAT

Eren Jaëger: NONONO I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT CLIFFHANGER!!!

Ezra Bridger: THE JEDI WILL RISE!!

Snoke: hehe😏

Orson Krennic: HYYYPPPEEEE IMMA GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN

FinnyBoi: ME TOO

Everyone else: ME TOO!

Orson Krennic: Okay! Let's start again!
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The end.

What did you think of the trailer?

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