The Last Jedi (its actually a chapter)
We're going to take a little break from our game to give you an actual chapter. Because I want to tie you a chapter.
I seriously hope you got to see the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. If not, the video is above.
Just a heads up, you might want to watch it before hand because this is the Rogues' reaction to the trailer.
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Chirrut Îmwe: GUYS THE LAST JEDI TRAILER DROPPED!!
Baze Îmwe: LETS WATCH IT!!
Gaylen: LETS HAVE A GROUP REACTION
Lyra Erso: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
Eren Jaëger: WHY NOT??
Orson Krennic: Is it just going to be the regular 11 of us?
Jyn Erso: 11?
Orson Krennic: Yeah. The Rogue 6, me, your parents, Saw and Eren
Ezra Bridger: I'm watching too
Eren Jaëger: Hi babe!
Ezra Bridger: Heyo
Rey: The Resistance trio is watching too
Kylo Ren: GRANDPA GRANDPA
Armitage Hux: fam dat boi just say 1st order too
Orson Krennic: Let's watch!
Saw Gererra: Lets roll!
[And so the Rogues, the Resistance, the Rebels (basically the 3 R's) plus the First Order and Orson Krennic start the trailer]
Orson Krennic: Woo! What a trailer!
Jyn Erso: It hasn't even started
Orson Krennic: LOOK AT THE STARS, JYN!!
Carol Peletier: Look at the flowers, Lizzie.
[Orson Krennic has kicked Carol Peletier from the group chat]
Rey: OMG OMG ITS ME
Kylo Ren: Damn u hot
FinnyBoi: I thought u only spoke grandpa
Kylo Ren: heck nu
Ezra Bridger: Lucasfilms
Lyra Erso: SHUT UP!!
Breathe...
Gaylen: Cool scenery
Just breathe...
Chirrut Îmwe: I am breathing... just like the Jedi master tells me to
Now, reach out.
Baze Îmwe: OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EARTHBENDER WHEN SHE RAISES THOSE ROCKS
Rey: Wut n earth bender
Toph Beifong: Me
[Rey has kicked Toph Beifong from the group chat]
What do you see?
Help me, Obi-Wan.
Resistance Trio: LEIAAAAAAAAAA
Lyra Erso: ITS MY GIRL!!
Light...
Chirrut Îmwe: ME TOO!
Bodhi Rook: Chirrut u can't see
Cassian Andor: He's shining a flashlight in his eyes
Bodhi Rook: Why does that sound so familiar...
Yoda: Hehe
Ezra Bridger: OOH SNAP SOMEONES FACE GOT REKT
Seduced by the dark side...
Kylo Ren: Nu 💩
Kylo Ren: ...
Darkness...
Armitage Hux: Well duh
Saw Gererra: WHY DO YOU GUYS TEXT SO MUCH ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING THE TRAILER
Orson Krennic: YES! LISTEN TO SAW!!
Jyn Erso: I must text at all times
Cassian Andor: I have a chronic disease called texting deprivation
Jyn Erso: ME TOO
Bodhi Rook: ME TOO!
Orson Krennic: WHAT IS IT WITH YOUNG PEOPLE THESE DAYS??
Cassian Andor: We're awesome
Resistance and First Order Trio: HEAR HEAR
Gaylen: SHUT UP
Bodhi Rook: It's the tree of life!
Surrounds us... and binds us...
Yoda: 😏😏
And Balance.
Cassian Andor: With the book of life!
Jyn Erso: HOLY DEATH STAR ITS THE GREY JEDI SIGN!!
Kylo Ren: Boi if u go 2 grey Jedi...
Armitage Hux: Fam nu
Barbie Phasma: I have not spoken
FinnyBoi: NO ONE CARES
Lyra Erso and Saw Gererra: QUIET!!
Kilgrave: EVERYBODY QUIET!!!!!
[Orson Krennic has kicked Kilgrave from the group chat]
It's so much bigger...
Everyone: REY HAS A LIGHTSABER YAYYYY
Chirrut Îmwe: LIGHTSABER SKFIWKFBSKFD
Rey: U can't see
Chirrut Îmwe: I CAN HEAR
Ezra Bridger: *epic voice* THIS CHRISTMAS
Eren Jaëger: Ooh look at the... wait why are the ships spewing fire retardant?
Orson Krennic: Because they're retarded?
Baze Îmwe: They're on their period
Lyra Erso: WTBANTHA BAZE
Chirrut Îmwe: Baze ... no
FinnyBoi: Booiiii
Poe Dameron: X-WING
Ezra Bridger: That was a bad joke
FinnyBoi: HEY LOOK ITS ME!! YAYAYAY
Jyn Erso: You Have a halo over your head
Poe Dameron: look at dat xw body every1
Poe Dameron: NOOO NOT MY X-WING!! NOT RED BIRDY!!
BB-8: Beep beep mthfkers
Rey: THE FALCON!!
Kylo Ren: Ur probably driving it
Rey: Because it looks like a good driving job
Rey: I got Lukey's saber
I only know one truth...
Kylo Ren: LOOKY ME
Jyn Andor: Nice saber
Kylo Ren: I'll bet u wished u dated me Rey
Rey: ...
Barbie Phasma: IS THAT ME
Armitage Hux: Purty sure dats da nights of wren
Hardcore Star Wars fans: TRIGGERED
It's time for the Jedi...
Ezra Bridger: HELL YEAH!!
To end.
Everyone: WHAT
Eren Jaëger: NONONO I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT CLIFFHANGER!!!
Ezra Bridger: THE JEDI WILL RISE!!
Snoke: hehe😏
Orson Krennic: HYYYPPPEEEE IMMA GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN
FinnyBoi: ME TOO
Everyone else: ME TOO!
Orson Krennic: Okay! Let's start again!
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The end.
What did you think of the trailer?
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