I know this is a little late but it's better than never doing it...

To anyone who was affected by the
Manchester, UK, suicide bombing;
Marawi, Phillipines, Maute attack and takeover (it was confirmed as an attack by the Maute, not ISIS);
Bangkok, Thailand, hospital bombing;
Homs, Syria, suicide car bombing;
Quiapo, Philippines, bombings;
And Cotabato City, Phillipines, ISIS members recruiting/spotting;

My heart goes out to those who were severely injured or killed. Your family and friends will be in my thoughts and prayers tonight.

Please stay safe out there. Find someone who you know you can trust and never be afraid to report something you think is wrong or you know is wrong. This is a scary world so please be aware of your settings.

And finally to the Snyder family. I'm so sorry for your loss. No parent deserves to outlive their child. My condolences to your family and friends.

I'll give a large black space as our way of having a moment of silence for all these people who have lost their lives this week.

I don't own anything.
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Cassian Andor: Hello chat

Eren Jaëger: Why hello

Cassian Andor: Oh it's just you

Eren Jaëger: We're you expecting Orson Krennic?

Cassian Andor: wut

Eren Jaëger: Come on Cassie we all know u want Krandor to happen

Cassian Andor: Krandor is weird

Eren Jaëger: AT LEAST ITS MORE NORMAL THAN CASSITUBBY!!!

Cassian's Teletubby: I AM INSULTED

Cassian Andor: ME TOO!!

Orson Krennic: Hi guys.

Eren Jaëger: I DONT CARE CASSITUBBY IS GROSS

Cassian Andor: WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?!?

Orson Krennic: ...

Eren Jaëger: Oh I dunno... maybe the fact that YOU MAKE OUT WITH A STUFFED TELETUBBY?!??

Cassian's Teletubby: I AM NOT STUFFED

Jyn Erso: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!!?

Orson Krennic: ...

Cassian Andor: THAT'S HOW WE COMMUNICATE IN THIS BOOK

Eren Jaëger: TITANS!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: OMG guys get a life

Orson Krennic: YES! I SHALL NOW HAIL THE FORCE BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Yay

Chirrut Îmwe: Instead of screaming at each other we should try and break the fifth wall

Orson Krennic: The fifth wall?

Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah. Because the fourth wall was destroyed about 150 chapters ago.

Orson Krennic: Well, I guess if we can find the fifth wall?

Cassian Andor: WE SHALL GO HUNTING FOR THE FIFTH WALL!!

Eren Jaëger: OH A-HUNTING WE WILL GO
OH THE JÄGERS WE WILL BE (A/N: Jäger = hunters in German)
WE'LL CATCH THAT FIFTH WALL
AND SQUISH IT INTO A BALL
AND THEN WE'LL SET IT FREE!!

Orson Krennic: What rhyming skills, Jaëger. 😑

Eren Jaëger: Why thank you

Jyn Erso: LET'S GATHER THE ROGUES AND GO WALL HUNTING!!!

Eren Jaëger: Do I count as a rogue?

Jyn Erso: No you're a Titan

Eren Jaëger: I HATE TITANNNSSSSS

Jyn Erso: TITANS!!

Eren Jaëger: DEATH STAR PLANS!!

Jyn Erso: *TRIGGEREDDDDDDDDD*

Galen Erso: BOOGLY BOOGLY BOOGLY SPACE RRRRRAINBOWS!!

Everyone: ...

Galen Erso: Sorry. That was a weird thing to say.

Orson Krennic: Way to make an entrance, Galen...

Cassian Andor: So what's the fifth wall look like?

Chirrut Îmwe: I have no idea

K-2SO: You're blind

Orson Krennic: Let him dream.

Jyn Erso: YESS

Lyra Erso: I'm fairly sure the fifth wall looks like a little digital screen on a phone.

Orson Krennic: ...

Cassian Andor: Ooh! I get it! Like a phone screen?

Lyra Erso: Yeah, so if we broke that then we might as well take over the world.

Orson Krennic: But what if we already did since we have the reader chats?

Lyra Erso: That might be a question to debate about.

Baze Îmwe: Whatcha chatting about?

K-2SO: dumb stuff

Baze Îmwe: Wow! What a new topic! We never talk about this!

K-2SO: Did you just sass me?

Baze Îmwe: Idk

Chirrut Îmwe: Hey guys what do you think of Chirrut X Jyn

Baze Îmwe: Chirrut what the heck

Jyn Erso: Um...

Cassian Andor: *dies laughing*

Cassian Andor: THAT IS A STUPID CRACK SHIP

Bodhi Rook: But he treated her nicer from the start than you treated Jyn...

Cassian Andor: ...

Bodhi Rook: Just saying

Galen Erso: No offense Cassie

Cassian Andor: .-.

Orson Krennic: Is that another stupid emoticon?

Jyn Erso: OMG Krenni you don't know what that is?

Orson Krennic: OMG Jynnie, I have never seen such a marvelous emoticon before.

K-2SO: *dies laughing*

Chirrut Îmwe: Jynnie!

Baze Îmwe: Jynnie!

Galen Erso: Guys guess what?

Lyra Erso: Yes, Galen?

Galen Erso: Did u know that Jyn's original nickname was Potato Turd?

Jyn Erso: PAPA

Orson Krennic: HAHAHAHAHA *dies laughing*

Orson Krennic: *Right after I change Jyn's username*

[Orson Krennic has changed Jyn Erso's name to Potato Turd]

Potato Turd: ORSONNNNNNN!!!!!

Cassian Andor: I thought it was stardust?

Lyra Erso: I changed it to stardust because it was more appropriate and less syllabus to say.

Galen Erso: We still should have called her Potato Turd

Potato Turd: I HATE YOU PAPA!!

Baze Îmwe: I'm screenshotting this all

Bodhi Rook: Don't worry Jyn! My nickname was Fuzzy Furball!

Cassian Andor: Is this what the fifth wall looks like?

Jyn Erso: How even Bodhi

Lyra Erso: No, this is what idiotic nicknames looks like.

K-2SO: I love how everybody sasses each other now!

Baze Îmwe: My nickname is Bae

Chirrut Îmwe: My nickname was Blindy

Chirrut Îmwe: It was a sad nickname

Lyra Erso: I used to have a nickname growing up, but I'd rather not say it. It does not bring up good memories.

Orson Krennic: Yeah, but then Galen gave you the nickname Popping Pumpkin.

Lyra Erso: Thank you for telling the Galaxy that EXTRAORDINARY piece of information, Orson. -_-

Orson Krennic: 🎤What can I say except you're welcome??

[Lyra Erso has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]

Potato Turd: Guys will we ever break the fifth wall in this chapter?

Cassian Andor: I doubt it

[Potato Turd has changed Cassian Andor's name to Cassie the Cat]

Cassie the Cat: Really?

Potato Turd: You jump I jump

Cassian Andor: I didn't do any jumping!

Potato Turd: Hush hush the phrase sounds cool. Don't ruin it

Chirrut Îmwe: Hehehehehehe

K-2SO: *DIES LAUGHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND THREE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!*

Lyra Erso: GUYS!! I THINK THE BUCKET OF BOLTS FOUND THE FIFTH WALL!!

K-2SO: Who Me?

Lyra Erso: Yes, you.

K-2SO: Not me

Lyra Erso: Then who?

Potato Turd: OMG MAMA

Lyra Erso: What?

Potato Turd: HOW DARE U SING THAT!!

Cassie the Cat: Idk what she's singing

Bodhi Rook: This chat has become very weird

K-2SO: that has got the be the biggest understatement of the century

Bodhi Rook: Let me fix that

Bodhi Rook: THIS 👏 CHAT 👏 HAS 👏 BECOME 👏 THE 👏 HUBBUB 👏 FOR 👏 US 👏 ROGUES 👏 TO 👏 SHOW 👏 THAT 👏 WE 👏 ARE 👏 NOTHING 👏 BUT 👏 COMPLETE 👏 LUNATICS 👏

Eren Jaëger: YESSSS!!

Bodhi Rook: That includes you Titan boy

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Bodhi Rook from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger: TITANS TITANS TITANS TITANS TITANS!!

[Potato Turd has kicked Eren Jaëger from the group chat]

Lyra Erso: I can't take Potato Turd seriously. 😂😂😂

Potato Turd: THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT IT ANYMORE!!!

[Potato Turd has kicked Lyra Erso from the group chat]

Cassie the Cat: Did you just pull a Kylo Ren?

Galen Erso: I think she did

Chirrut Îmwe: GUYS GALEN'S NICKNAME FROM ORSON USED TO BE CUPCAKE!!

Potato Turd: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chirrut Îmwe: And Lyra just called him love

Baze Îmwe: How boring

Galen Erso: ...

[Potato Turd has changed Galen Erso's name to Cupcake]

Cupcake: What's wrong with this nickname?

Cassie the Cat: it's retarded

Potato Turd: I AM SO GONNA USE THIS AGAINST ORSON SOMEDAY!!!

[Baze Îmwe has added Orgun Kwennie to the group chat]

Orgun Kwennie: DayMungo got into my phone didn't she?

DayMungo Tarungo: How dare you accuse a lady like me!!!

Drogon: Yep. She did.

Potato Turd: ORSON

Orgun Kwennie: What?

Potato Turd: YOU CALLED MY FATHER CUPCAKE!???? HOW STUPID WERE YOU!!??

Orgun Kwennie: 15 years stupid.

Potato Turd: DO YOU REALIZE HOW GAY IT SOUNDS!!??

Orgun Kwennie: But Galen is gay.

Potato Turd: ...

Orgun Kwennie: 😏

Potato Turd: Force dammit

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN YOU POTATO TURD!!!

[Chirrut Îmwe has banished Jyn to group chat 'I WILL NEVER USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN AGAIN AND IF I DO I HAVE TO PUT FIVE DOLLARS INTO CHIRRUT ÎMWE'S SWEAR JAR!']

Orgun Kwennie: You have a swear jar?

Chirrut Îmwe: Gotta keep Baze in check

Baze Îmwe: .-.

Cupcake: Best chat ever
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Yep. That's that.

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT!! I'm probably going to enter my one-shot pilot² story (You're Not Alone: A Walking Dead/Star Wars Corssover) in a one shot competition. I'd be extremely grateful it if you guys (or at least the ones who are comfortable reading zombie things) could check it out and tell me if I need to improve the story, clarify parts of it, or what not.

Please review!