I think this has become one of my favorite songs AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF DIEGO LUNA'S AMAZING VOICE!! (okay maybe it is) YOU HEARD/READ NOTHING!!

I don't own anything.
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Bodhi Rook: sOmEoNe HeLp Me

Orson Krennic: What's going on?

Bodhi Rook: I just... ugh, you know that feeling when you have so many things to tell someone but you can't and it just keeps bottling up inside you and then when you do they don't give a reekshite and its like WHY did I ever invest the time to tell them how I truly felt??

Orson Krennic: Um... yeah... I think I have experienced that.

Galen Erso: I kno how that feels

Orson Krennic: You were never afraid to tell me that you loved me.

Baze Îmwe: I think we have all felt that at some point Bodhi

K-2SO: Even I have felt that

Bodhi Rook: I just wanted to be with Cassian IS THAT TOO HARD TO ASK?!???

Jyn Erso: No, it's not.

Bodhi Rook: Ooh great. It's the wife of Cassian. How's your life been?

Jyn Erso: No so great. Cassian broke up with me

Bodhi Rook: ... srsly?

Jyn Erso: yep

Chirrut Malbus: JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE

Jyn Erso: indeed

Orson Krennic: That was shorter than the time we were together, Jyn.

Jyn Erso: Thanks for the reminder Krennic

Orson Krennic: You're welcome.

Bodhi Rook:

Bodhi Rook:

Bodhi Rook: DAREEK KRENNIC

Baze Îmwe: Why did you break up Jyn

Jyn Erso: Cassian... kind of realized that he loves Bodhi more

Bodhi Rook: SO HE'S SINGLE?!???

Jyn Erso: yeah. He even asked some crazy crossovers for romantic advice

Bodhi Rook: OMGOMGOMG YAYAYAYYAYA

Orson Krennic: Easy, hotshot! You might want to try playing hard-to-get to see if he really is interested in you.

K-2SO: Yes. Reject anything he wants until he's begging you and pleading his love. It will be so romantic! ❤️❤️

Baze Îmwe: OPERATION PILOT² IS BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!!

Bodhi Rook: :)

K-2SO: Lemme go get him!

Cassian Andor: ugh Kaytu just woke me up by yelling in my ear

Jyn Erso: You were napping?

Cassian Andor: Daydreaming about stuff

Bodhi Rook: Like PILOT²?

Orson Krennic: (whispers) *So much for playing hard-to-get*

Cassian Andor: BODHI!!?? You're here too?

Bodhi Rook: I'm always here. Remember? Section 6, part 8.7, paragraph 2 of Derp's Chat Laws?

Cassian Andor: Derp has chat laws?

Orson Krennic: DERP HAS CHAT LAWS?!?? WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR?!??

Bodhi Rook: Yeah. The law says "At the beginning of every chapter, all characters are in the chat, including fandoms and franchises we have never heard of. The only way they can leave during one session is if anyone kicks them out. The chats are based off who decides to speak at the particular time."

Manolo Sánchez: Which means I'm here too!

Cassian Andor: Greeaaaaatt

Galen Erso: Why would u memorize a law book Bodhi?

Bodhi Rook: I had to get my mind off Cassian. Try to forget the tender times we had together

Cassian Andor: :(

Jyn Erso: Welp I'm out. Baii hunnybun

Orson Krennic: FWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA FIRST MEATBALL NOW HUNNYBUN?!??? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?? OMREEK MY SIDES HURT; THAT IS GOLD!!!

Galen Erso: Orson just passed out from laughing too hard

Baze Malbus: Good riddance

K-2SO: This whole chat is gold

Manolo Sánchez: Yep!

Cassian Andor: Okay counter me, you need to get out

Manolo Sánchez: But I just got in-

[Cassian Andor has kicked Manolo Sánchez from the group chat]

Chirrut Îmwe: Jassian shippers are going to hate Derp again

K-2SO: BUT THINK OF THE PILOT²!!!

Bodhi Rook: Hah! The only way any Pilot² is going to happen is if Cassian proves he truly loves me!

Cassian Andor: Bodhi! I really do love you! I promise!

Bodhi Rook: Huh. Show some proof.

Cassian Andor: ...

Bodhi Rook: You've broken my heart way too many times Cassian Jeron Andor. I've given you more than enough chances and if you don't come up with something to impress me, say goodbye to any hopes of dating me

K-2SO: NUUUU

Chirrut Malbus: HAHA

Baze Îmwe: Ouch rough spot man

Baze Îmwe: y are you laughing Chirrut

Chirrut Malbus: Because all this ship fighting is funny!

Cassian Andor: ...I'm gonna sing

Bodhi Rook: ... wut ...

Cassian Andor: I love you too much
To live without you loving me back.
I love you too much.
Heaven's my witness and this is a fact.

I know I belong
When I sing this song.
There's love above love and it's ours
'cause I love you too much.

K-2SO: MY BEAUTIFUL SHIP!! 😭😭😭 *aggressively wraps arms protectively around every Pilot² fanfic there is*

Chirrut Malbus: Bodhi doesn't look impressed yet

Baze Îmwe: Chirrut u can't see

Chirrut Malbus: THE FORCE BAZE!! THE FORCE

Cassian Andor: I live for your touch.
I whisper your name night after night.
I love you too much.
There's only one feeling and I know its right.

I know I belong
When I sing this song.
There's love above love and it's ours
'cause I love you too much.

Bodhi Rook: Ugh this is going nowhere. I'm leaving

Baze Malbus: IF YOU LEAVE NOW i WILL kILL YOU

Bodhi Îmwe: ... ok...

Cassian Andor: Heaven knows your name I've been praying
To have you come here by my side.
Without you a part of me's missing.
Just to make you my own, I will fight.

Chirrut Malbus: Tell me this isn't beautiful Bodhi

Bodhi Rook: ...

Maria Sánchez: I think it's beautiful

Bodhi Rook: Well the song was technically written for you according to Wikipedia

Maria Sánchez: Then don't look at Wikipedia!

Cassian Andor: I know I belong
When I sing this song.
There's love above love and it's ours
'cause I love you too much.

I loooove you too much!
I love you too much!
Heaven's my witness and this is a fact.
You live in my soul,
Your heart is my goal,
There's love above love but its mine 'cause I love you,
There's love above love and it's yours cause I love you,
There's love above love and it's ours, if you love me
As much.

K-2SO: AUUUGGGHHHH TOO MANY FEELSSSS FKSKDKSJFEJD

Baze Îmwe: Nice song

Chirrut Malbus: *sniff* so cute! Andor literally singing his proposal to Rook

K-2SO: it's ANDORable

Maria Sánchez: ^^

[K-2SO has kicked Maria Sánchez from the group chat]

Cassian Andor: Will you forgive me Bodhi?

Bodhi Rook: ...

Bodhi Rook: Okay

Cassian Andor: Great! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some important business to do in bed with Jyn

Bodhi Rook: OH COME ON

Cassian Andor: I'm kidding. I love you Bodhi

Bodhi Rook: Yeah, well right now you just lost all your points in trying to win me over. Good job.

Cassian Andor: :(

Orson Krennic: HAHAHAHAHA FRIEDZONED!! *dies from laughter again*

[Bodhi Rook has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]

[Bodhi Rook has kicked everyone from the group chat]

[Bodhi Rook has renamed the group chat 'OMGOMGOMG IM SCREAMING CASSIAN IS SO ADORABLE']

[Bodhi Rook has miraculously kicked himself from the group chat]

[K-2SO has miraculously added himself to the group chat]

[K-2SO has renamed the group chat 'Yasssssssss Pilot²']
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Weird chapter, right? Oh well.

The song "I Love You Too Much" comes from The Book of Life Movie, starring Diego Luna and Zoë Sandala. The movie is actually very cute and funny and I would definitely recommend watching it!

Thank you da_bunny_lover for introducing this song to me.

Please review!