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Ezra Bridger: Guys! I thought we should add some more people to this chat!

Chirrut Îmwe: We can't even keep track of the people we do have in this chat

K-2SO: Here here

Lyra Erso: Wrong homograph, K-2SO.

Eren Yaeger: You know what? I'm returning you to your home K2. You have managed to annoy everyone in my world with your sarcastic comments

Eren Yaeger: *boots K-2SO back to Star Wars world*

K-2SO: YAY!! THX. HAS MY SHIP BECOME CANON YET

Cassian Andor: Um

Bodhi Rook: :(

Jyn Erso: Actually Cassian and I got together off screen. So yeah

K-2SO: 😭

Saw Gererra: PILOT² HAS COME UNDONE!!

Bodhi Rook: HEAR HEAR 😭😭

Ezra Bridger: GUYS!! SHOULD I INTRODUCE THE NEW PEOPLE

Lyra Erso: Please do. And let's hope they have proper grammar and punctuation.

[Galen Erso has kicked Lyra Erso from the group chat]

Jyn Erso: O.O u kicked Mama?!

Galen Erso: lel

WeAreRogueOne: Hi guys

directordaddy: Hi

-jedisolo: Yooooo

Korvescence_9: Hiya!

AriStoat_SK: NOOOOO PILOT²

da_bunny_lover: Sup

da_bunny_lover: Nice entrance AriStoart

Ezra Bridger: I think that's everyone

Chirrut Îmwe: kewl

__IAmJyn: CASSIAN!! I love you!

-Magnolia-Kitten-: ME TOO

WeAreRogueOne: Me three

Cassian Andor: ...

Ezra Bridger: nvm

Jyn Erso: Me four!

Galen Erso: Cassian ur popular today ;)

directordaddy: lel

Cassian Andor: Um...

Bodhi Rook: NU CASSIAN U SHOULD DATE ME

AriStoat_SK: YAH

K-2SO: YEAH

da_bunny_lover: NO STAY WITH JYN CASSIAN

WeAreRogueOne: YEAH

Galen Erso: YEAH!

__IAmJyn: YAH

-Magnolia-Kitten-: YAS

Wilhuff Tarkin: YEAH

-jedisolo: YEAH

Korvescence_9: I WANT JYNNIC

Orson Krennic: Why are you rooting for Jassian, Wilhuff?

Orson Krennic: Jynnic!

Wilhuff Tarkin: That's Grand Moff Tarkin to you, Director. Besides, it will keep Jyn away from you so Jynnic can never happen.

Orson Krennic: Ow

Korvescnece_9: why

R2-D2: CIVIL WAR!!

Abraham Lincoln: WHERE?!?

Captain America: PROTECT BUCKY!!

Eren Yaeger: TITANS!!

[Jyn Erso has kicked Abraham Lincoln, Captain America and Eren Yaeger from the group chat]

__IAmJyn: O_O

WeAreRogueOne: But seriously, this calls for a ship war

AriStoat_SK: PILOT² FTW

Cassian Andor: Y DOES EVERY1 WANT TO DATE ME?!??

__IAmJyn: Cuz you're hot and awesome

WeAreRogueOne: AND UR VOICE IS SO SEXY

Bodhi Rook: Hear hear!

-jedisolo: BODHI UR A SHARK

Bodhi Rook: And I like Cassians

Cassian Andor: You're going to eat me?!?

Bodhi Rook: In a loving way

Jyn Erso: HEY!! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TOO MATURE IN THIS BOOK

Baze Malbus: Even though you were doing some vulgar speaking when Ezra pulled a prank on you?

Orson Krennic: And I literally pointed out an explicit fanfiction yesterday?

R2-D2:  jASsiAn VS. PIlot2

Orson Krennic: GUYS! We are not getting into the ship war stuff. Leave that sort of thing to the Reylo and FinnRey shippers

Reylo and FinnRey shippers: ...

[Korvescence_9 has kicked Reylo and FinnRey shippers from the group chat]

Korvescence_9: I like that ability

AriStoat_SK: Don't use it on me

-jedisolo: WE MUST KICK THE PILOT2 SHIPPERS

AriStoat_SK: NUUUUUUUUU

Korvescence_9: WE MUST KICK EVERYBODY!!

Jyn Erso: NOOOOOO

[Darth Vader has turned off the kick ability to everyone except himself]

Korversence_9: Awwwww

directordaddy: Hey wait! Where's Thrawn and Saw?

Orson Krennic: No idea.

Orson Krennic: Why is your name Director Daddy?

directordaddy: It's basically me to you

Orson Krennic: 😱😱 ARE YOU MY CHILD THAT I NEVER KNEW WAS BORN?!??

directordaddy: um

WeAreRogueOne: What

da_bunny_lover: ...

AriStoak_SK: Wut

-jedisolo: O.O

Baze Malbus: DAFREEK

Chirrut Îmwe: WHAT AM I MISSING I FEEL LIKE I AM MISSING SOMETHING GOOD

Wilhuff Tarkin: Wait ur married

-Magnolia-Kitten-: WUT

Darth Vader: I find your lack of knowledge of that term disturbing, Chirrut and Orson

Galen Erso: HEHE

Korvenscence_9: Somebody get rid of Galen. His wife is calling him

Darth Vader: Kk fam

[Darth Vader has kicked Galen Erso from group chat]

Jyn Erso: O.O

__IAmJyn: Bye

Darth Vader: Ur next

Jyn Erso: EEP

-Magnolia-Kitten-: Guys!

AriStoat_SK: yeah?

Ezra Bridger: This chat is getting very out of hand

WeAreRogueOne: EZRA!!

Ezra Bridger: Uh oh. Fangirls

-Magnolia-Kitten-: Let's talk about Rogue One!

Jyn Erso: The movie? IT WAS AWESOME FELICITY JONES IS BAE DIEGO LUNA WAS SOO HAWT I LOVED DONNIE YEN AND JIANG WEN AND RIZ AHMED WAS AMAZING AND HOLY BONTHAS MADS MIKKELSEN WAS SUCH A GREAT ACTOR AND DID YOU SEE HOW IN CHARACTER BEN MENDELSOHN WAS AND ALAN TUDYK WAS INCREDIBLE AND OMG FOREST WHITAKER YOUD THINK THEY WERE ACTUALLY US THEY WAY THEY POTRAYED US AND THAT ENDING THO THE MOVIE WAS SO EMOTIONAL FOR ME IT TOOK ME A WEEK TO RECOVER

Everyone: ...

Baze Malbus: I had no idea she was that big of a fan of the movie

Darth Vader: She cried the whole way back home remember?

Palpy: Yup

-Magnolia-Kitten-: PALPY

AriStoat_SK: Let's talk about favorite ships in Rogue One and then we'll see which ship is the most popular. What's your favorite ship?!

Orson Krennic: Jynnic!

Korvescence_9: YAS FAM

Cassian Andor: Do I have to choose..?

Jyn Erso: Jassian

Bodhi Rook: Pilot²

-jedisolo: Jassian

AriStoat_SK: Pilot²

__IAmJyn: Jassian

WeAreRogueOne: Jassian

-Magnolia-Kitten-: SHIP

Ezra Bridger: Me and common sense

Bodhi Rook: Kewl

Chirrut Îmwe: Well... now what...

Korvescence_9: Gimme the kick ability back

Darth Vader: Why

WeAreRogueOne: I WANT TO USE IT!!

directordaddy: ME TOO

K-2SO: I have not spoken in forever

AriStoat_SK: MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

Darth Vader: Nu. Don't complain or I will kick you both out

da_bunny_lover: SPIRIT ANIMAL

K-2SO: Fangirls and fanboys! 😄

Ezra Bridger: You like these people?

K-2SO: Fans are the best

Orson Krennic: Soooooo what do we talk about next?

Cassian Andor: How Jyn is sobbing on the floor again?

Jyn Erso: IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL MOVIE

Chirrut Îmwe: How Baze is using the Force's name in vain because he stunned his toe?

Everyone: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN BAZE

Baze Malbus:

Bodhi Rook: How Cassian won't date me?

Cassian Andor: I don't find you my type of guy

Bodhi Rook: So you'd rather go with the whiney, sobbing girl who won't listen to anyone except herself and will pen ably break your heart when Orson Krennic gives her the real Death Star Plans?!???

Everyone: ...

Cassian Andor: Jyn is mine

AriStoat_SK: NO BODHI IS YOURS

K-2SO: AGREED

directordaddy: KRENNY

Orson Krennic: WHAT?!

directordaddy: Nothing I just wanted to say that

AriStoat_SK: KRENNY

Orson Krennic: ...

WeAreRogueOne: KRENNY

-jedisolo: JASSIAN IS LIFE AND BODHI IS A SHARK

da_bunny_lover: YASSSS

__IAmJyn: I LOVE YOU CASSIAN

-Magnolia-Kitten-: CASSIAN IS BAE

Korvescence_9: KRENNY

Ezra Bridger: HAHA

Jyn Erso: MY EMOTIONS!! MY EMOTIONS!!

Cassian Andor: I see how you find fans annoying Ezra

Ezra Bridger: lel

WeAreRogueOne: EZZY

-jedisolo: THIS CHAT IS AWESOME

directordaddy: HELL YEAH

Chirrut Îmwe: That's it. I'm going to find out if Mon Mothma is available

AriStoat_SK: NUUUU BE WITH BAZE

[Darth Vader has kicked AriStoat_SK, WeAreRogueOne, -jedisolo, directordaddy, da_bunny_lover, __IAmJyn, Korvescence_9, and -Magnolia-Kitten- from the group chat]

Darth Vader: No more annoying fans

Jyn Erso: IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

[Cassian Andor has hacked into Darth Vader's phone, turned on public kicking ability, and kicked Jyn Erso from group chat]

Cassian Andor: Bodhi's right. Jyn's annoying when she cries

Bodhi Rook: So will you be mine? ❤️

Cassian Andor: I'm going to make out with my teletubby

[Cassian Andor has kicked himself from the group chat]

Ezra Bridger: CASSIAN IS THE ILLUMINATI

[Baze Malbus has kicked Ezra Bridger from the chat]

Baze Malbus: IMMA GONNA FITE SOMEONE

Orson Krennic: Why?

Baze Malbus: BECAUSE CHIRRUT IS BLIND TO MY LOVE

Orson Krennic: He's blind to start with.

[Baze Malbus has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]

Palpy: Haha

Darth Vader: BWAHAHAHA

[Bodhi Rook has kicked Palpy and Darth Vader from the group chat]

K-2SO: I find this kicking session entertaining

Bodhi Rook: Wonderful. Wanna be part of the show?

K-2SO: Kk

[Bodhi Rook has kicked K-2SO from the group chat]

Bodhi Rook: Great. Now it's just me and Baze

Baze Malbus: the gay guys

Bodhi Rook:

Baze Malbus:

Bodhi Rook:

Baze Malbus:

Agent Kallus: YOU TWO WOULD MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

Bodhi Rook: why? Cause we're both gay?

Agent Kallus: No. Because this is a shipping chat and anyone could be shipped

Agent Kallus: Plus, you probably don't want to be shipped with me so there

Baze Malbus: you have a point

Baze Malbus: Waddya say we go out?

Bodhi Rook: YAY

[Baze Malbus and Bodhi Rook have kicked each other from the group chat]

Agent Kallus: Operation Destroy Chirrut/Baze, Jassian, Jynnic, and Pilot² is underway

Random phone number: Ezcelleent...

Agent Kallus: Seriously, can we just shorten the name to Operation Destroy Ships?

Random phone number: Nu
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What did you guys think of that chapter? Was it supposed/funny enough or way overdone? Sorry if your username was not mentioned. I couldn't fit everyone in without loosing track.

WHO IS WORKING WITH KALLUS TO DESTROY OUR SHIPS?!?? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE CHAPTER NAME WILL BE NOR HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FOR ME TO DEVELOP A PLOT.

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