I still do not own anything except my iPod which I am typing this story on.
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Orson Krennic: Jyn

Jyn Erso: NO

Orson Krennic: You still haven't forgave me.

Jyn Erso: And I never will.

Orson Krennic: ... :(

Jyn Erso: You're a loner for life

Saw Gererra: JYNNIC IS COMING UNDONE

Thawn: Jynnic never even started

Orson Krennic: Thanks for the painful reminder, Thawn.

Thawn: It's Thrawn you idiot

Orson Krennic: Why don't you and Hera go do some intense love?

Just Kanan: whAt

Hera Syndulla: DAFREEK

Thawn: Mah. I'd rather do it with someone else who's in the Empire... 😉😘

Orson Krennic: Okay, who?

Wilhuff Tarkin: GO AWAY THRAWN!! ORSON IS MINE

Galen Erso: NO HE IS MINE

Lyra Erso: YOU'RE MARRIED, GALEN!

Galen Erso: That was my college self

Orson Krennic: ... what the heck?

Ezra Bridger: Shipping! I ship Orson with his aspirations!

[Orson Krennic has kicked Ezra Bridger from the group chat]

Jyn Erso: This got weird fast

Cassian Andor: Lel

K-2SO: If I had to ship Orson with someone I would ship him with Tarkin

Wilhuff Tarkin: Heck yeah!

Orson Krennic: Heck no!

Darth Vader: I'd ship with the Death Star

Baze Malbus: I'd ship him with Cassian

Cassian Andor: WHY IM WITH JYN

Bodhi Rook: YOU PROPOSED TO ME IN YOUR OFFSCREEN SLEEPWALKING EPISODE CASSIAN

Baze Malbus: You and Orson had a nice emoji chat

Orson Krennic: How did you know about that?

Darth Vader: Err... because you both asked Jyn and me about emojis around the same time?

Chirrut Îmwe: I'm with the Tarkrennic crew

Orson Krennic: Why am I being shipped with everyone?!? That's Cassian's job!

Lyra Erso: I ship you with your grammar.

Chirrut Îmwe: Force dammit, Lyra

Chirrut Îmwe:

Chirrut Îmwe: O_O

Chirrut Îmwe: I USED THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!

Chirrut Îmwe: I SHALL GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND DIE WITH ALL MY SINS!! 🔫

Baze Malbus: CHIRRUT NO!!

Bodhi Rook: NU

Cassian Andor: YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Jyn Erso: CHIRRUT

Ezra Bridger: GUYS!! Chirrut can't see your texts unless Siri is reading them

Just Kanan: Ezra weren't you kicked out question mark

Orson Krennic: Bye Chirrut.

Ezra Bridger: I put myself back in

Mon Mothma: I got Chirrut. Come back here you little weirdo. We need you to knock down stormtroopers with that staff of yours later on.

Chirrut Îmwe: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SENPAI SAVED ME

Baze Malbus: :(

Bodhi Rook: MY GAY SHIP HAS DIED

Wilhuff Tarkin: Wonderful now can we get back to creating MY gay ship?

Thawn: Yes. Me and Orson are the perfect couple

Wilhuff Tarkin: NO I WAS MEANT TO BE WITH ORSON

Orson Krennic: WHY MUST I PUT UP WITH THIS??

Cassian Andor: Welcome to the shipping community

Thawn: HE IS MINE

Wilhuff Tarkin: NU HE IS MINE

Thawn: MINE

Wilhuff Tarkin: MIIEEEENNNEEEEEE

Orson Krennic: I JUST CAME UP WITH THE BEST SHIP!!

Orson Krennic: Introducing... Thrarkin!

Thawn: Actually that might not be a bad ship

Governor Pryce: WHY U PASTE TARKINS HEAD ON MY FACE

Orson Krennic: Ehehe

[Orson Krennic has kicked Governor Pryce from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: SO!! What does everyone think of the ship?

Bodhi Rook: GAY

Jyn Erso: I likey

Ezra Bridger: Sweet

Agent Kallus: YAS

Hera Syndulla: What are you doing here Kallus?

Ahsoka Tano: Ship

Baze Malbus: Shipy ship

Agent Kallus: Why not?

Thawn: TARKIN WE SHOULD GO OUT

Wilhuff Tarkin: NO I WAS MEANT TO BE WITH ORSON!!! YOU AND I DONT HAVE ANY FANFICTIONS WRITTEN ABOUT US

Jyn Erso: Why don't you just share Orson?

Wilhuff Tarkin: Hell no. That ship doesn't exist

Orson Krennic: I beg to differ

Orson Krennic:

Cassian Andor: BOOM

Bodhi Rook: HAHAHAHAHA

Baze Malbus: I love the shipping community

Thawn: Heh... maybe that wouldn't be a bad idea

Wilhuff Tarkin: YES IT WOULD BE

Chirrut Îmwe: Nah fam

Orson Krennic: ah well. If you don't mind I will go to my room and wish I had someone to love

Chirrut Îmwe: Didn't you say you were married a little while back?

Orson Krennic: I did? Oh. Yeah. I was mentally married to Jyn

Jyn Erso: Why are u so weird?

Thawn: LEZ MAKE THRARKIN

[Wilhuff Tarkin has kicked Thawn from the group chat]
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So! What do you think of Thrarkin? This is what happens when I stay up past midnight.

Also, please support Kharachan1 's Thrawn/Tarkin/Krennic fanfic. It's rated Explicit so if you're not comfortable with that sort of thing, it's probably better to wait to read it until you're okay with that sort of thing. Link is right here.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8648770

Please review!