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da_bunny_lover: Today is the day! We will finally make Jassian happen!

mariexhood: YES

-ersandorchild: YES

Althea_Lovegood: YAS

princessabiallarde: Why make Jassian when we could ship Cassian with ourselves?

r5ftclifford: WHY OBSESS OVER CASSIAN WHEN YOU COULD OBSESS OVER KRENNIC??

Rebellxr: WE SHOULD MAKE JYNNIC

jyn_erso: NO KRENNIC WAS MEAN TO JYN

AriStoat_SK: PILOT SQUARRREEEDDDD

Ezra Bridger: Hi chat! What's up?

da_bunny_lover: We're going to make Jassian happen once and for all

AriStoat_SK: Autocorrect. You meant Pilot²

mariexhood: No we all want Jassian

-ersandorchild: LET'S MAKE THEM MARRY IN THIS CHAPTER

Ezra Bridger: ... should I go and let you guys figure things out?

Althea_Lovegood: NO EZRA YOU WULL HELP US MAKE JASSIAN

princessabiallarde: Where's K2?

K-2SO: Right here

jyn_erso: Where's Jyn?

K-2SO: I'm sorry to inform you but Jyn is currently locked in her room

princessabiallarde: K2 would you ship Jyn with Cassian or me with Cassian?

r5ftclifford: Did she lock herself in?

da_bunny_lover: O_O maybe Cassian's in there with her!

Althea_Lovegood: YASSS

-ersandorchild: WOOT

mariexhood: JASSIAN IS HAPPENING

K-2SO: Frankly, I would ship neither of you as PILOT² IS THE WAY TO GO

AriStoat_SK: PILOT²!!!

Rebellxr: Lol

Orson Krennic: What's going on?

Ezra Bridger: fangirls and fanboys. that's what

r5clifford: KRENNY

Orson Krennic:

Ezra Bridger: Oh look. You have a fangirl

Orson Krennic: Cool. (What do I do?)

Ezra Bridger: (What do you mean?)

Orson Krennic: (What do I do when I meet fangirls?)

Ezra Bridger: (Throw them in the trash)

Orson Krennic: (They're probably already trash if they're reading this book)

Ezra Bridger: ... (tru)

-ersandorchild: JASSIAN

Rebellxr: We should ship everyone!

r5ftclifford: Krenny! Notice me!

jyn_erso: Guys we should unlock Jyn from her room before we make Jassian

Orson Krennic: You guys are making Jassian?

da_bunny_lover: Yep!

Orson Krennic: That's it. I'm out

r5ftclifford: Nuuuuuu!

Rebellxr: Let's make Jynnic

Orson Krennic: Alright I'll stay.

jyn_erso: Why do people even ship those two?

Althea_Lovegood: Very good question

Orson Krennic: ...

r5ftclifford: Don't worry Krennic! You and Galen would make an awesome couple

Lyra Erso: DOES NOBODY REMEMBER THAT GALEN IS MARRIED!?!?

Galen Erso: You know what? Force you to the end of the Galaxy and back Lyra. I should be with Krennic

Lyra Erso: O.O DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN

All the users: YEAH

Chirrut Îmwe: My influence is rubbing off on people

Wilhuff Tarkin: TARKRENNIC

AriStoat_SK: TAKRENNIC YAY

mariexhood: WHAT ABOUT JASSIAN

Cassie The Cat: Hi

Orson Krennic: 3... 2... 1...

Cassian fans: CASSIAN-SENPAI!!!

Cassie The Cat: That's it. I'm going

derp_eyes: Come back here, you little squirt. I need you for the plot

Cassie The Cat: NOOO I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT SHIP JASSIAN

derp_eyes: Please. I'm sure that in a future I'll make Rogue 6 X Krennic become canon

Althea_Lovegood: That escalated quickly

princessabiallarde: WE SHOULD BE IN FUTURE CHAPTERS WHERE WE HAVE CASSIAN SHIPPED WITH US

AriStoat_SK: I would make the whole chapter gay

-ersandorchild: I'd like to be the adopted child of RebelCaptain

K-2SO: Your name does say it all

jyn_erso: So are we abandoning the plan to make Jassian happen in this chat?

K-2SO: Well you'd need Jyn to complete the evil scheme

princessabiallarde: True

Cassie The Cat: Jyn's locked in her room

Galen Erso: She's being punished

Rebellxr: O_O Why?

AriStoat_SK: So pilot² can happen

Lyra Erso: She rebelled against her parents.

Orson Krennic: You know, the typical stuff.

Lyra Erso: ... what do you mean the typical stuff?

Orson Krennic: When is Jyn not rebelling against something?

Galen Erso: He has a point. Anyway, I took her phone away so Cassie can't even propose to her

Cassie The Cat: But I already proposed. She said she was considering it.

da_bunny_lover: Then we will make her marry Cassian!

Galen Erso: ... fan girls and boys are very evil...

mariexhood: What can we say except you're welcome?

Althea_Lovegood: For the wonderful shipping we do

Rebellxr: Hey it's okay it's okay. You're welcome!

r5ftclifford: Cuz we're gonna make Galennic canon too!

Galen Erso: :D

Orson Krennic: Enough with the songs already.

Chirrut Îmwe: No. It's funny to see you triggered

Orson Krennic: Yeah well right now I feel like booting everyone from this chat

All the users: No!

AriStoat_SK: I HAVE TO SEE MY GAY SHIP BECOME CANON!!

Rebellxr: You ship every gay ship there is. Which one are you referring to?

da_bunny_lover: Probably pilot squared

-ersandorchild: PILOT² WILL NEVER BECOME CANON SO LONG AS JASSIAN DOES

Sharky Rook: NOOOOO

jyn_erso: Sorry Bodhi but Jyn should be married next

princessabiallarde: yeah... sorry Bodhi. I still love you

Sharky Rook: Why does everybody want me to stay single?

Sharky Rook: HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME??? I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES. GOT NOWHERE TO RUN. THE NIGHT GOES ON-

[Orson Krennic has kicked Sharky Rook from the group chat]

Cassie The Cat: Thank the Force

Lyra Erso and Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE-

[Orson Krennic has kicked everyone out of the group chat]

Orson Krennic > derp_eyes

Orson Krennic: I'm going to murder you for this!

derp_eyes: ... kk...
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Songs were "You're Welcome" from Moana and "Untitled" by Simple Plan.

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